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okie
06-13-2012, 06:58
And it's probably a good thing. I was sitting by this lady at break time, and another lady come and sit with us. The second lady said to the first lady as she walked up, "Hey you got some new shoes" I'm thinking to my self "she did"? so what. That probably wouldn't make a wife's day she buys new shoes and her husband doesn't notice or care.:alex::outtahere::rofl:

MadMonkey
06-13-2012, 07:17
I'm 28 and unmarried with no plans for it in the future! My hobbies don't complain at me :supergrin:

Dennis in MA
06-13-2012, 07:36
Your non-wives are buying the wrong shoes.

My wife used to be a sneakers-or-workboots gal. I liked that. Now she's a hot-shoe babe. And I like that even more.

"Whoa! Where'd ya get those - and can we convince the kids to watch TV for the next 8-9 minutes?" LOL

ChuteTheMall
06-13-2012, 07:42
"Do these shoes make my butt look fat?":shoe::okie:

valvestem
06-13-2012, 07:44
If you are not married, who the heck does your laundry and cooks your meals? :supergrin:

Eurodriver
06-13-2012, 07:44
"Whoa! Where'd ya get those - and can we convince the kids to watch TV for the next 8-9 minutes?" LOL

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

CAcop
06-13-2012, 07:47
Your non-wives are buying the wrong shoes.

My wife used to be a sneakers-or-workboots gal. I liked that. Now she's a hot-shoe babe. And I like that even more.

"Whoa! Where'd ya get those - and can we convince the kids to watch TV for the next 8-9 minutes?" LOL

You don't need that much time.

Smoker
06-13-2012, 07:49
Hey Okie, If a man & woman get married in Oklahoma, later move to Missouri & are divorced, are they still brother & sister???

mingaa
06-13-2012, 08:04
Time to rain on the parade. We're planning a vacation to celebrate our 25th anniversary TOGETHER. She's taking a short trip to visit her sister. I'm cooking beer can chicken and grilled corn as a 'going away' dinner and she's happy (I make a good bird!). She asks what I'm going to be up to - I give her a short run down including reading at the local pool AND that I'm taking a short rod trip to check out a gun club that I have never been to and I'll shoot an IDPA match while there. She says "be safe - hope you do well!".

Dennis in MA
06-13-2012, 08:05
You don't need that much time.

Our bedroom is over the garage. The walk there and back from the TV room in the basement is a good 4 min. :rofl:

okie
06-13-2012, 08:08
If you are not married, who the heck does your laundry and cooks your meals? :supergrin:

Me:supergrin:

okie
06-13-2012, 08:10
Hey Okie, If a man & woman get married in Oklahoma, later move to Missouri & are divorced, are they still brother & sister???

I don't know my friend:dunno::rofl:

dango
06-13-2012, 08:20
I never thought I'd get married . I had a bucket list and spent the first half of my life adventuring and whoring around.

Minding my own business , 35 years old with no interest in getting married . Well , it happened I met a girl that burned a place in my heart and brain.Been married over 25 years.

Wyoming
06-13-2012, 08:23
Okie, if you are with the right person shoes don't matter my friend.





and because you are our Mayor and I have to pick on you....:whistling:







They wear shoes in Oklahoma?:shocked:

okie
06-13-2012, 08:29
Okie, if you are with the right person shoes don't matter my friend.





and because you are our Mayor and I have to pick on you....:whistling:







They wear shoes in Oklahoma?:shocked:Yup we wear shoes in Oklahoma:rofl::rofl:

ChuteTheMall
06-13-2012, 08:36
Barefoot and pregnant would have prevented this.

Ian Moone
06-13-2012, 08:45
That's OK Okey, my man ...if you notice their shoes, they'll think you are ghey.

HOWEVER, fail to notice she lost weight or the new curtains the bought; forget her birthday, your anniversary, the anniversary of the day you met, the anniversary of the first time, or where you went on your first date; or believe her when she says "OH, it doesn't matter, I don't need a present" ...and you're in the dog house.

Sharkey
06-13-2012, 08:46
"Do these shoes make my butt look PHAT?":shoe::okie:

Fixed it for you :)

okie
06-13-2012, 08:52
That's OK Okey, my man ...if you notice their shoes, they'll think you are ghey.

HOWEVER, fail to notice she lost weight or the new curtains the bought; forget her birthday, your anniversary, the anniversary of the day you met, the anniversary of the first time, or where you went on your first date; or believe her when she says "OH, it doesn't matter, I don't need a present" ...and you're in the dog house.

I'll be sure to remember that my friend:supergrin:

NMG26
06-13-2012, 08:56
Oh you learn.

Just the other day my wife got some new glasses. She asked how they looked.

I said wow, they make you look yonger. Big smile.

And they make you look thinner! A laugh and a punch in the gut.

All good fun.

Glockdude1
06-13-2012, 09:03
And it's probably a good thing. I was sitting by this lady at break time, and another lady come and sit with us. The second lady said to the first lady as she walked up, "Hey you got some new shoes" I'm thinking to my self "she did"? so what. That probably wouldn't make a wife's day she buys new shoes and her husband doesn't notice or care.:alex::outtahere::rofl:

http://muskogeemugs.com/muskogee/images/2012/05/07/denise_anderson.jpg

She has been looking everywhere for you Okie!!!!

I think she is in love with you.......... :tongueout:

ChuteTheMall
06-13-2012, 09:17
She has been looking everywhere for you Okie!!!!

I think she is in love with you.......... :tongueout:

She thinks Okie ran off with her bottle opener.:okie:

concretefuzzynuts
06-13-2012, 09:21
Cheaper to rent one than marry one.

jtull7
06-13-2012, 12:56
Okie, that gal who's after your bod is HOT!

NDCent
06-13-2012, 13:14
My wife bought new shoes once without first asking my permission. I told her she would see me in a couple weeks. She asked, are you going on vacation or something? I said, no, that's how long it will take the swelling to go down after I black your eyes. :psycho:

BuckeyePPC
06-13-2012, 13:55
Okie, that gal who's after your bod is HOT!

And prison orange brings out her natural skin tone ! :rofl:

brisk21
06-13-2012, 21:37
You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause its worth it!!

Angry Fist
06-13-2012, 21:39
Hey Okie, If a man & woman get married in Oklahoma, later move to Missouri & are divorced, are they still brother & sister???
:fist:


Jes....

janice6
06-13-2012, 21:41
People have to find their own way...good luck.

Angry Fist
06-13-2012, 21:41
Cheaper to rent one than marry one.
Personal experience? Marriage is punishment for shoplifting and barnyard shenanigans in some countries.... :whistling:

Zukoda
06-13-2012, 22:16
Love the Internet tough-guys. Wow.

smokeross
06-13-2012, 22:17
If you are not married, who the heck does your laundry and cooks your meals? :supergrin:
And makes him a sammich.

Blast
06-13-2012, 23:37
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3L-C0FM9KOM/TMDFRw811kI/AAAAAAAAAvk/3Xznmb6g2Hs/s1600/bride_of_frankenstein.jpg

concretefuzzynuts
06-14-2012, 03:20
Love the Internet tough-guys. Wow.

:aodnsb:






:nsb:

okie
06-14-2012, 06:53
http://muskogeemugs.com/muskogee/images/2012/05/07/denise_anderson.jpg

She has been looking everywhere for you Okie!!!!

I think she is in love with you.......... :tongueout:

Gotta pass my friend:alex::outtahere::rofl:

okie
06-14-2012, 06:55
Okie, that gal who's after your bod is HOT!

Which one, John:headscratch::dunno: