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Ringo S.
06-14-2012, 08:28
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/3359-when-there-s-no-more-room-in-hell-the-dead-shall-walk-the-earth.html

The Center For Disease Control (CDC) have refuted the rumours and news reports that a zombie apocalypse is on the way, but can we really be sure about that?
Scientists at Bradford Ingles University in Alabama have found that with certain engineered airborne viruses, the primal R-Complex in the brain can be activated. This is the most base primal part of the brain which only deals with survival and food. It is no wonder that these individuals are chomping away, because it is their survival instinct being activated by something.
There are further triggers for this cannibalistic behaviour and the daily news of economic meltdowns worldwide do not help in any circumstances as the internet age has made the spread of news instantaneous around the globe.

Some people have even speculated that the disease is related to African Americans because they're mostly the only ones committing these acts of cannibalism.

JFrame
06-14-2012, 08:35
Considering that Tom Savini was the make-up and special effects artist who also appeared in both versions of "Dawn of the Dead," and was the director of the "Night of the Living Dead" remake -- one might be inclined to take this report with a dash of salt...

Having said that -- remember the #1 Rule: Head shots!


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stsai465
06-14-2012, 08:50
Having said that -- remember the #1 Rule: Head shots!


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I thought rule#1 was "Cardio", with #2 being "always double-tap". :tongueout:

concretefuzzynuts
06-14-2012, 08:58
The Squib is very Onion like.

cowboywannabe
06-14-2012, 09:04
who are they kidding? hell always has room for more.

JFrame
06-14-2012, 09:07
I thought rule#1 was "Cardio", with #2 being "always double-tap". :tongueout:


Such quaint and mundane rules go out the window during a zombie apocalypse!

Egads -- if you can't handle a few thousand shambling undead, how are you going to face:ufo:????


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Gunnut 45/454
06-14-2012, 14:08
One more reason to upper grade to .30 Caliber AR. No need for double taps!:supergrin:

stsai465
06-14-2012, 14:30
Such quaint and mundane rules go out the window during a zombie apocalypse!

Egads -- if you can't handle a few thousand shambling undead, how are you going to face:ufo:????


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You never saw "Zombieland"?

walt cowan
06-15-2012, 07:53
who are they kidding? hell always has room for more.

tons of space in the suburs.:supergrin:

certifiedfunds
06-15-2012, 08:18
If a virus takes over the primal regions of the brain making one want to eat, why not just walk into a taco bell?

certifiedfunds
06-15-2012, 08:20
http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/sci_tech/3359-when-there-s-no-more-room-in-hell-the-dead-shall-walk-the-earth.html

The Center For Disease Control (CDC) have refuted the rumours and news reports that a zombie apocalypse is on the way, but can we really be sure about that?
Scientists at Bradford Ingles University in Alabama have found that with certain engineered airborne viruses, the primal R-Complex in the brain can be activated. This is the most base primal part of the brain which only deals with survival and food. It is no wonder that these individuals are chomping away, because it is their survival instinct being activated by something.
There are further triggers for this cannibalistic behaviour and the daily news of economic meltdowns worldwide do not help in any circumstances as the internet age has made the spread of news instantaneous around the globe.

Some people have even speculated that the disease is related to African Americans because they're mostly the only ones committing these acts of cannibalism.

BTW, I don't think the above university even exists.

Goaltender66
06-15-2012, 08:23
Didn't Hornady just release a new anti-undead solution?

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Hornady-Zombie-Ammunition-Box.jpg

JFrame
06-15-2012, 08:24
You never saw "Zombieland"?


C'mon, now -- "Zombieland" was a pure Hollywood fabrication, as opposed to an actual zombie apocalypse documentary such as "Dawn of the Dead" and "Night of the Living Dead"...

(I did dig the Mare's Leg and Mossberg 500 Mariners, however...)





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