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DOC44
06-22-2012, 20:04
nt Obama Canít Be in the Same Room As Forks Anymore

As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/06/obama-forks-naleo-secret-service.html


Doc44

G29Reload
06-22-2012, 20:09
As hundreds of Latino elected officials were enjoying their lunch at Disney's Contemporary Resort earlier today, it was announced that forks would be collected before Obama took the stage. It was also mentioned that knives, too, were entirely absent from the lunch for "a reason."


Oooooh that's so racist!

:whistling:


They must have been with the Sharks or the Jets. Switchblades maybe?

Cavalry Doc
06-22-2012, 20:14
Hey, everyone knows that crackers are prone to knife black guys......


Wait.... They are hispanic, and he is only half black.....



So why did they have to eat with plastic spoons again???

Maybe they didn't have any experienced SS agents left on his team. Bro's beefo ho's and all that jazz.

aircarver
06-22-2012, 20:48
Hey, everyone knows that crackers are prone to knife black guys......


Wait.... They are hispanic, and he is only half black.....




Perhaps they're white Hispanics .......:shocked:

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CitizenOfDreams
06-22-2012, 20:53
If Obama doesn't trust people with forks, imagine how he feels about our guns?

DOC44
06-22-2012, 21:01
If Obama doesn't trust people with forks, imagine how he feels about our guns?

You got guns?:faint:

Doc44

JBnTX
06-22-2012, 21:21
Maybe Obama thinks the Mexicans will steal all the silverware?

p.d.
06-23-2012, 08:41
Spork! It's what's for dinner! :rofl:

JFrame
06-23-2012, 09:01
Maybe someone said, "Put a fork in him -- he's done," and the SS took him literally. :whistling:


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aircarver
06-23-2012, 09:06
If Obama doesn't trust people with forks, imagine how he feels about our guns?

He was workin' on it .....

.... before Holder ********d up royally in producing 'Fast & Furious' .....:upeyes:

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Cavalry Doc
06-23-2012, 09:16
If Obama doesn't trust people with forks, imagine how he feels about our guns?

No need to imagine

"You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them," Obama said. "And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it's not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations."

Obama made a problematic judgment call in trying to explain working class culture to a much wealthier audience. He described blue collar Pennsylvanians with a series of what in the eyes of Californians might be considered pure negatives: guns, clinging to religion, antipathy, xenophobia.


Midwestern "bitter clingers" frustrated over broken promises. (Aug 2009)
Opposed bill okaying illegal gun use in home invasions. (Aug 2008)
Ok for states & cities to determine local gun laws. (Apr 2008)
FactCheck: Yes, Obama endorsed Illinois handgun ban. (Apr 2008)
April 2008: "Bittergate" labeled Obama elitist. (Apr 2008)
Respect 2nd Amendment, but local gun bans ok. (Feb 2008)
Provide some common-sense enforcement on gun licensing. (Jan 2008)
2000: cosponsored bill to limit purchases to 1 gun per month. (Oct 2007)
Concealed carry OK for retired police officers. (Aug 2007)
Stop unscrupulous gun dealers dumping guns in cities. (Jul 2007)
Keep guns out of inner cities--but also problem of morality. (Oct 2006)
Bush erred in failing to renew assault weapons ban. (Oct 2004)
Ban semi-automatics, and more possession restrictions. (Jul 1998)
Voted NO on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)

Cavalry Doc
06-23-2012, 09:26
Maybe someone said, "Put a fork in him -- he's done," and the SS took him literally. :whistling:


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http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p158/CavalryDoc/url-1.png
http://ratetees.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/obama-done-fork-tshirt.png

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/002246067/3641423006_Stick_a_Fork_in_Obama_Logo_by_Conservatoons_xlarge.jpeg

cowboywannabe
06-23-2012, 10:17
obama thinks he looks like trayvon use to, and all the latinos look like zimmerman but are called white.

cant take any chances with them mexicans and sharp objects huh?

NDCent
06-23-2012, 10:25
The SS must have misunderstood what the crowd was chanting before he took the stage, it wasn't... "fork him!"

Next time maybe they'll collect all the condoms.

coastal4974
06-23-2012, 12:45
Obamaís Latino outreach: Confiscate forks from Hispanics in Florida, give machine guns to Hispanics in Mexico.

Big Mad Dawg
06-23-2012, 12:58
Maybe obama is a racist

cowboywannabe
06-23-2012, 13:01
Maybe obama is a racist

maybe?:rofl:

cowboy1964
06-23-2012, 13:43
I'm sure the Secret Service has NEVER done this before for any other president.

The country is going down the drain and each of us owes $51,000 to the national debt and about a cool million over our lifetimes for "entitlements", but hey, let's pay attention to meaningless partisan stories like this.

:whistling:

p.d.
06-23-2012, 13:56
Oh, we're paying attention to all of it. This is just a pleasant diversion. :supergrin:

9jeeps
06-23-2012, 14:12
The definition of a racist is to disagree with anyone who is.

ChuteTheMall
06-23-2012, 15:03
I'm sure the Secret Service has NEVER done this before for any other president.



Name another President who ever presided over such an insult.

walt cowan
06-23-2012, 15:37
maybe the secret service guys notice a lot of non-paid working girls in the group?:supergrin:

Cavalry Doc
06-23-2012, 15:39
maybe the secret service guys notice a lot of non-paid working girls in the group?:supergrin:

Why do you think Barry would have to worry about that? Has he been caught partying with his security detail???

Glockdude1
06-23-2012, 15:54
Maybe Obama thinks the Mexicans will steal all the silverware?

:rofl:

ChuteTheMall
06-24-2012, 09:41
I'm sure the Secret Service has NEVER done this before for any other president.

The country is going down the drain and each of us owes $51,000 to the national debt and about a cool million over our lifetimes for "entitlements", but hey, let's pay attention to meaningless partisan stories like this.

:whistling:

Has this ever happened before????:dunno: