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Dinky
06-29-2012, 08:24
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."





Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.







When the hysterical screaming and store alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.






I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.









They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little louder and clearer!

Blast
06-29-2012, 10:16
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kirgi08
06-29-2012, 10:33
Over medicate again Mike.'08.

tous
06-29-2012, 11:26
Siince when do you food shop wearing pants?

kcb
06-29-2012, 13:00
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."





Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.







When the hysterical screaming and store alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.






I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.









They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little louder and clearer!


<---IS NOT yet a senior citizen, but I think I would have replied to that request with an....

ExCUSE ME??????

:shocked: :faint:










:rofl:

I just wish they'd make those things all the same! :upeyes:

TheExplorer
06-29-2012, 13:11
:ack: I don't know about that one!

ReyFufuRulesAll
06-29-2012, 13:54
Siince when do you food shop wearing pants?

:wavey:














:whistling:

Dinky
06-29-2012, 14:47
http://www.webstore.com/cache/cache_500_1_1_httpmywebpagescomcastnetpinballpromoscycfigjpg.gif


:rofl:

Dinky
06-29-2012, 14:48
Over medicate again Mike.'08.



Vicodin makes me not care.:wavey:

Dinky
06-29-2012, 14:51
Siince when do you food shop wearing pants?



It is always cold in that store and I was keeping the boys from shrinking..:whistling:

Dinky
06-29-2012, 14:52
<---IS NOT yet a senior citizen, but I think I would have replied to that request with an....

ExCUSE ME??????

:shocked: :faint:










:rofl:

I just wish they'd make those things all the same! :upeyes:




Karen, it was me! What did you expect???:supergrin:

Dinky
06-29-2012, 14:53
:ack: I don't know about that one!



Just the way we role in the OAF........:rofl:

:wavey:

kcb
06-29-2012, 15:04
Karen, it was me! What did you expect???:supergrin:

Nothing Less! :supergrin: :hugs:

oldman11
06-29-2012, 15:11
:rofl::rofl::wow::cheerleader::devildance:

Dinky
06-29-2012, 15:12
Nothing Less! :supergrin: :hugs:


Thank you my dear:hugs:

kcb
06-29-2012, 19:30
Thank you my dear:hugs:

:hugs: Always, Mike!

kcb
06-29-2012, 19:31
Just the way we role in the OAF........:rofl:

:wavey:


"Jes!"

Absolutely!

Some things never change.

And THAT, my friend, is comforting!

:hugs:

Bullman
06-30-2012, 12:11
Most of the places I shop if I got that request I would say, "You wish"

:supergrin:

Paul53
06-30-2012, 21:43
Dinky, I feel your pain!

Been playing the lottery forever and never win a thing. So I took a good look at the instructions and realized I'd been missing a step. They all say "void where prohibited." So I did.

The cop had a different name for it, "urinating in public." He wouldn't even listen to my explanation! Neither would the judge! Cost me $400 and the judge ordered me to stop playing the lottery.

Next week I see in the paper where the judge won $16 million in the lottery! Aw man!:steamed:

kirgi08
07-01-2012, 07:13
You didn't know Dinky was on the bench?.'08.

ChuteTheMall
07-01-2012, 07:21
Whenever that happens to me, I get dollar bills stuffed in my garters.

Profit!

Bullman
07-01-2012, 07:23
You didn't know Dinky was on the bench?.'08.

Man that explains a lot.

Dinky
07-02-2012, 19:50
You didn't know Dinky was on the bench?.'08.

Man that explains a lot.


It's my nap bench :whistling:

Lone_Wolfe
07-04-2012, 23:09
When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."





Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.







When the hysterical screaming and store alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.






I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.









They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little louder and clearer!

I wouldn't have been complaining. :whistling:

ArtCrafter
07-05-2012, 00:16
I wouldn't have been complaining. :whistling:


Just remember, Wolfe: Sheep have NOTHING on cats...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4weoj6Q5D1qgaucwo1_1280.png


Especially calicos.

:cat:

Blast
07-05-2012, 01:25
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Dinky
07-05-2012, 06:47
I wouldn't have been complaining. :whistling:


:thumbsup:

Dinky
07-05-2012, 06:48
Just remember, Wolfe: Sheep have NOTHING on cats...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4weoj6Q5D1qgaucwo1_1280.png


Especially calicos.

:cat:

:aodnsb:

ChuteTheMall
07-05-2012, 08:01
You didn't know Dinky was on the bench?.'08.

He usta hafta sit on the Group W bench.



:whistling:

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dango
07-05-2012, 08:28
Whenever that happens to me, I get dollar bills stuffed in my garters.

Profit!

I also get dollar bills stuffed in mine !:supergrin:

Blast
07-05-2012, 08:39
Y'all need a drink.:supergrin:

http://spencerfield.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/sheepdip.jpg