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Woofie
07-03-2012, 19:01
Now THAT would be surprising.

wrenrj1
07-03-2012, 19:08
Second dumbest threat I saw today.

jakebrake
07-03-2012, 20:05
Second dumbest threat I saw today.

why, do i get the feeling, the dumbest would actually make me lose sleep?

PawDog
07-03-2012, 21:37
If Ted were gay, he never would have recorded "Cat Scratch Fever." :supergrin:

mj9mm
07-03-2012, 21:43
how 'bout asking Ted about that when he takes you out hunting:whistling:

JFrame
07-03-2012, 21:57
I'm guessing that Ted is the kind of guy who might use the word "gay" in reference to being happy, and not give a damn what anyone else thought he meant.


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Glockdude1
07-03-2012, 21:59
how 'bout asking Ted about that when he takes you out hunting :whistling:

:rofl:

427
07-03-2012, 23:17
If Ted were gay, he never would have recorded "Cat Scratch Fever." :supergrin:

Or Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

Woofie
07-03-2012, 23:26
If Ted were gay, he never would have recorded "Cat Scratch Fever." :supergrin:

For some reason it's always been in my head that "Cat Scratch Fever" was a metaphor for "syphilis."

:rofl:

71Commander
07-04-2012, 04:32
Somehow I think that Shemane would liberate him of a body part.

JBnTX
07-04-2012, 09:07
That would explain that little tuff of hair just below his bottom lip.

It's a ball brush.

steveksux
07-04-2012, 09:27
That would explain that little tuff of hair just below his bottom lip.

It's a ball brush.:rofl: good one!

But seriously, it would do the Gay movement a huge favor if Ted would come out of the closet... :tongueout::supergrin: Really open some folks eyes on the subject if one of their heroes came out...

Randy

Woofie
07-04-2012, 20:38
I didn't realize uncle Ted is a hero of the gay community.

steveksux
07-04-2012, 20:59
I didn't realize uncle Ted is a hero of the gay community.I was referring to fans of Ted, typically conservative gun loving folks... :rofl: Might open their minds a bit and THAT would benefit the gay community.

Randy

Woofie
07-04-2012, 21:13
Whatevs . . .

JBnTX
07-05-2012, 06:18
I was referring to fans of Ted, typically conservative gun loving folks... :rofl: Might open their minds a bit and THAT would benefit the gay community.



That will never happen.

I happen to be a "conservative gun loving folk", and Ted Nugent announcing he's gay wouldn't change my mind one bit about gays.

But, it would reinforce my already negative opinion of the idiot known as Ted Nugent.

concretefuzzynuts
07-05-2012, 06:39
Is that this Ted?

http://i1076.photobucket.com/albums/w459/concretefuzzynuts/Ted-Nugent.png

Cavalry Doc
07-05-2012, 07:01
That will never happen.

I happen to be a "conservative gun loving folk", and Ted Nugent announcing he's gay wouldn't change my mind one bit about gays.

But, it would reinforce my already negative opinion of the idiot known as Ted Nugent.

Some people long for others to legitimize their lifestyle instead of simply being comfortable in their own skin.

Bren
07-05-2012, 07:18
why, do i get the feeling, the dumbest would actually make me lose sleep?

Because it would have to be really, really zombie-dumb to beat this one.

certifiedfunds
07-05-2012, 08:00
That will never happen.

I happen to be a "conservative gun loving folk", and Ted Nugent announcing he's gay wouldn't change my mind one bit about gays.

But, it would reinforce my already negative opinion of the idiot known as Ted Nugent.

I'm sure Ted is despondent over it

Dalton Wayne
07-05-2012, 08:18
You do know Ted is a member here right, how would you feel, ever heard of defamation law

Cavalry Doc
07-05-2012, 09:27
You do know Ted is a member here right, how would you feel, ever heard of defamation law

Ruh roh!!!

I'd hate for him to have to out himself (screen name) here, but a rebuke of the OP would be appropriate.

JBnTX
07-05-2012, 09:31
You do know Ted is a member here right, how would you feel, ever heard of defamation law


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Woofie
07-05-2012, 14:54
In case some of the more uppity ladies here can't tell, this was a parody thread.:upeyes:

Cavalry Doc
07-05-2012, 15:16
Aww, we was just funnin' too.

:rofl:

JFrame
07-05-2012, 15:20
Damn...I guess I can cross this thread off as a breaking news piece to the Huffington Post...


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DonGlock26
07-06-2012, 07:09
Ted Nugent: I'm Gay!



Ah! Classic projection.....

:therapy:

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wrenrj1
07-06-2012, 18:40
Chuck Norris only goes hunting with Ted and "The most interesting man in the world."

Stay thirsty my friends.

And yes, I'm trying to hijack this thread and make it all about Chuck Norris as it relates to Ted! It's Friday night, what say you?

Angry Fist
07-06-2012, 18:48
how 'bout asking Ted about that when he takes you out hunting:whistling:
I'd rather ask Dick Cheyney... after all it runs in the family, and I will likely survive at least, even if he shoots me in the head. Troof.

Foxtrotx1
07-06-2012, 19:31
Wouldn't surprise me.