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jakebrake
07-08-2012, 15:15
i'm sure this won't win me many friends, but.... i'll start

475 wildey
raven 25
desert eagle
tokorev
Lorcin
savage model 1907

to be continued.

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 15:17
Please continue. Two strikes for you already! :tongueout:

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 15:22
beretta 87 / u22 neos
hi point
s&w sigma

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 15:24
not saying like them for function or not. just, looking at a pistol and wondering what they were thinking when they gold plated it, and called it stylish.

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 15:25
If you would have mentioned a Glock, you'd be down to one strike.

SC Tiger
07-08-2012, 15:33
Here are a few candidates:

Chiappa Rhino
Springfield XD
Sig sauer
HK P7


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jakebrake
07-08-2012, 15:35
oooohhhh forgot the rhino....they are hideous!

bac1023
07-08-2012, 15:37
Here are a few candidates:

Chiappa Rhino
Springfield XD
Sig sauer
HK P7


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Sig Sauer?

Which one would that be? :dunno:

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 15:38
Ugly as sin, but that low bore axis on the Rhino makes me :drool:

bac1023
07-08-2012, 15:38
Hi Point would be about first on my list and, yes, Glock would be there as well. Not the top 5, but definitely the top 10.

bac1023
07-08-2012, 15:39
Ugly as sin, but that low bore axis on the Rhino makes me :drool:

Yeah, the Rhino is real bad. :puking:

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 15:39
Sig Sauer?

Which one would that be? :dunno:
Not the X-Five... I'd trade my ol' lady to a pet store for one.

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 15:43
for the most part, they are functional, just.... well, awkward to look at.

except the lorcin and raven paperweights.

nathanours
07-08-2012, 15:46
I think the beretta neos is hideous. It looks like a space gun toy. I dislike hipoints, full size desert eagles, the usual lorcin/jennings stuff and some others I can't think of off the top of my head.

I don't think of glocks as ugly, just boring looking. The basic rectangular shape of their slide with perfectly straight serrations is just very utilitarian. I feel like saying they are ugly is like saying a rectangle is ugly.

glock2740
07-08-2012, 16:00
Not the X-Five... I'd trade my ol' lady to a pet store for one.
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

deadite
07-08-2012, 16:01
Here are a few candidates:

Chiappa Rhino
Springfield XD
Sig sauer
HK P7


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Personally, I dig the P7.

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jakebrake
07-08-2012, 16:06
Personally, I dig the P7.


that's why these are so subjective. what one person finds ugly or plain or boring, the other finds perfect.

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 16:08
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Well, think about it. I have a soft spot for 10mm, and 37mm, so why not throw a sweet ass huge 9mm into the mix? :supergrin:

dnuggett
07-08-2012, 16:31
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the PMR-30 yet. I like mine, but it usually makes these lists.

And oh yeah... the Glock is definitely up there. Not the ugliest, but it is up there in the mix somewhere. Still a beauty queen compared to a Hi Point.

Scamp
07-08-2012, 16:31
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/Scamp1971/Camo-1.jpg

Jason D
07-08-2012, 16:33
If anyone says the M1911, they are probably a commie

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 16:35
I'm surprised no one has mentioned the PMR-30 yet. I like mine, but it usually makes these lists.



they aren't one you run across every day. they're not a nice looking weapon, i agree. but they aren't an everyday occurancey

Metal Angel
07-08-2012, 16:35
Hi Point would be about first on my list and, yes, Glock would be there as well. Not the top 5, but definitely the top 10.

I Actually think Glock is exempt from any beauty/fugly contests because they have literally taken NO attempts WHATSOEVER at styling it. Every single line, groove and texture is for function only.

I think the firearms that need to be held most accountable for their ugliness are the ones that are trying very hard to look cool. Beretta PX4, 90-two and Nano come to mind, especially coming from a company that we know is capable of producing gorgeous designs, such as the 92.

BuckyP
07-08-2012, 16:35
Personally, I dig the P7.


I agree, I think the P7 is a good looking gun.

As for an ugly HK, the VP70 comes to mind.

cysoto
07-08-2012, 16:37
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/Scamp1971/Camo-1.jpg

http://www.thedawgpound.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/puke_vomit_smiley.gif

dnuggett
07-08-2012, 16:40
they aren't one you run across every day. they're not a nice looking weapon, i agree. but they aren't an everyday occurancey

Wasn't aware that was a requirement for mentioning it? :dunno: NM, you are saying that because I said I was surprised I didn't see it already. Got ya.

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 16:45
Wasn't aware that was a requirement for mentioning it? :dunno:
wasn't just that if it isn't one you've seen, it may not stick out in your mind.

like saying the chiappa rhino.....

Annoyedgrunt
07-08-2012, 17:13
The Japanese Type 94. I win.

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/JapaneseType94.jpg

If you look at it long enough, you'll start believing in gun control. :puking:

hogship
07-08-2012, 17:16
The Japanese Type 94. I win.

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/JapaneseType94.jpg

If you look at it long enough, you'll start believing in gun control. :puking:

That's not a win......but, it is good for the top three!:supergrin:

ooc

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 17:16
oh my god....you're right!

glock2740
07-08-2012, 17:22
There are ALOT more uglier pistols than Glock.

fusegsp
07-08-2012, 17:25
There are ALOT more uglier pistols than Glock.The Judge, for instance. Yuck.

dnuggett
07-08-2012, 17:28
There are ALOT more uglier pistols than Glock.

There ALOT ALOT more better looking though. :tongueout:

dnuggett
07-08-2012, 17:29
This one is way up there. It's the Judge's long last grandpa. MIL Thunder Five.

http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x438/dnuggett/d3686409.jpg

raven11
07-08-2012, 17:30
Yeah, the Rhino is real bad. :puking:

The snubbie to me doesn't look that bad but the 4inch .. Yea that is hard to look at

PPinesRon
07-08-2012, 17:31
Here's my entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1942_Liberator

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 17:35
Here's my entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1942_Liberator

that...is a shining example of yeeeccchhhhh

pennlineman
07-08-2012, 17:36
There are ALOT more uglier pistols than Glock.


Perhaps, but not this one in particular.

http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt250/pennlineman/2012/untitled.png

jakebrake
07-08-2012, 17:38
Perhaps, but not this one in particular.

http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt250/pennlineman/2012/untitled.png

now, i can't blame glock for that one....i blame whoever thought finishing a model 19 like an easter egg was.

*ASH*
07-08-2012, 18:37
Here's my entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M1942_Liberator

man thats a cool gun , not ugly

and great story behind it .

also it came in a plain cardboard box if you read the whole page . in a plain cardboard box means excellent firearm :supergrin::supergrin:

raven11
07-08-2012, 18:40
man thats a cool gun , not ugly

and great story behind it .

also it came in a plain cardboard box if you read the whole page . in a plain cardboard box means excellent firearm :supergrin::supergrin:

I see what you did there:rofl:

bsg1
07-08-2012, 18:50
man thats a cool gun , not ugly

and great story behind it .

also it came in a plain cardboard box if you read the whole page . in a plain cardboard box means excellent firearm :supergrin::supergrin:


agreed; a piece of history there.

glock2740
07-08-2012, 19:00
There ALOT ALOT more better looking though. :tongueout:
True.
This one is way up there. It's the Judge's long last grandpa. MIL Thunder Five.

http://i1181.photobucket.com/albums/x438/dnuggett/d3686409.jpg
But this damn sure ain't one of them. :puking:


Good Lord that thing is fugly. :rofl:

Berto
07-08-2012, 19:02
Most Lorcin products
The Thunder Five
Planet of the Apes/ High Point
Webley-Fosbery
Lignose
HK VP70
The Borchardt
CA Explorer
Campo Giro (squirt pisol)
Nambu Type 94

brisk21
07-08-2012, 21:20
Hi-point, HK VP70, Japanese nabu pistol, Mauser broomhandle, and the CZ-75. Oh yeah! I said it, CZs are ugly as sin! Deal with it!!

kf4zra
07-08-2012, 21:22
i love the tokarevs, i own 4 of them. maybe not gorgeous, but very functional. plus, who cant love the 7,62x25 round

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 21:59
Hi-point, HK VP70, Japanese nabu pistol, Mauser broomhandle, and the CZ-75. Oh yeah! I said it, CZs are ugly as sin! Deal with it!!
The Eleventh Commandment sayeth: Thou shalt not talk smack of the Broomhandle.

Batesmotel
07-08-2012, 22:19
What about the COP .357?

The one with four barrels and a MASSIVE trigger pull.

janice6
07-08-2012, 22:36
Ugly as sin, but that low bore axis on the Rhino makes me :drool:

My grandchildren like to shoot my Rhino snubby. Ugly or not, they are great for doubles.

Angry Fist
07-08-2012, 22:38
My grandchildren like to shoot my Rhino snubby. Ugly or not, they are great for doubles.
There are a few revolvers I'd like to have, and I'm of the Gimme Function camp. I want one in .454.

sierrafast
07-08-2012, 23:01
Here are a few candidates:

Chiappa Rhino
Springfield XDSig sauer
HK P7


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Not the SubCompact version.

Zombie Steve
07-08-2012, 23:27
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/Scamp1971/Camo-1.jpg

Damn. Someone dropped a Hi-Point in the port-a-john.

Damn.



I'd submit this:

http://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/images/17121.jpg

http://crystalmoth.com/pictures/230809/crazy_picture_ugliest_girl_in_the_world.jpg

janice6
07-08-2012, 23:43
There are a few revolvers I'd like to have, and I'm of the Gimme Function camp. I want one in .454.


Wonder what happened to the 44 Mag they were supposed to make next?

Dbltapglock
07-08-2012, 23:57
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bac1023
07-09-2012, 01:01
Not the X-Five... I'd trade my ol' lady to a pet store for one.

:animlol:

bac1023
07-09-2012, 01:01
http://crystalmoth.com/pictures/230809/crazy_picture_ugliest_girl_in_the_world.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

bac1023
07-09-2012, 01:03
There are ALOT more uglier pistols than Glock.

Certainly

bac1023
07-09-2012, 01:05
Hi-point, HK VP70, Japanese nabu pistol, Mauser broomhandle, and the CZ-75. Oh yeah! I said it, CZs are ugly as sin! Deal with it!!

Ouch! :faint:

bac1023
07-09-2012, 01:05
What about the COP .357?

The one with four barrels and a MASSIVE trigger pull.

I actually think that's kind of cool. :dunno:

BuckyP
07-09-2012, 03:39
Hi-point, HK VP70, Japanese nabu pistol, Mauser broomhandle, ....

You didn't! :shocked:

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4wGazvdK4/SaTB63dUtcI/AAAAAAAAAp0/4Bm33G6pNLE/s400/han-solo-blaster.jpg

:rofl:

Bren
07-09-2012, 05:45
http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg68/Scamp1971/Camo-1.jpg

Never seen an H&K in realtree before.

I'd add several other H&K's to the list, too.
http://picturearchive.gunauction.com/4241203238/10368350/picture%20266.jpg_thumbnail0.jpg
When I was about 6 or 7, these used to shoot little flat plastic disks - excellent toy. How about that trigger? :rofl:

Haldor
07-09-2012, 06:21
Colt Python. At least this one is. Not my gun or pic. At first I thought someone had ground away part of the top strap, but it must just be a trick of the angle or lighting. It makes me think of Quasimodo.

http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh168/HaldorPhil/Guns/Ugly_Python.jpg

Boats
07-09-2012, 06:37
Originally Posted by glock2740 View Post
There are ALOT more uglier pistols than Glock.

Certainly

Yes, but are there nine that are uglier? That's a very open question that has to be answered "no" if we are not throwing strange revolvers into the mix.

ca survivor
07-09-2012, 07:05
If anyone says the M1911, they are probably a commie
:rofl::rofl:

brisk21
07-09-2012, 07:35
Ouch! :faint:

You didn't! :shocked:



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4wGazvdK4/SaTB63dUtcI/AAAAAAAAAp0/4Bm33G6pNLE/s400/han-solo-blaster.jpg

:rofl:


I DID!!!:rofl:

Angry Fist
07-09-2012, 08:06
You didn't! :shocked:



http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AJ4wGazvdK4/SaTB63dUtcI/AAAAAAAAAp0/4Bm33G6pNLE/s400/han-solo-blaster.jpg

:rofl:Our local pawn star has a beater for $800. Not something you see everyday.

fnfalman
07-09-2012, 08:57
In no particular order:

1. HK USP family - it's just so ungainly looking and oversized
2. Nambu, especially the Baby Nambu - I'd commit sepukku if I were issued that pistol
3. Borchardt - what can you say about this gun that makes it look prettier?
4. XD - Another ungainly looking pistol
5. Roth Steyr - is that a pistol or is that an innoculation injector?
6. HK P7M40 - the regular P7 is OK, but the .40SW model with the oversized slide looks ridiculous
7. FN FiveSeven - the design is just too damn busy with all sorts of levers and buttons everywhere
8. Whitney Wolverine - both the original and the remake are uglier than sin - too comical
9. Astra 903 - a badly ripped off Mauser Broomhandle
10. SIG P238 Rainbow - Any of the SIG with the rainbow finish but the P238 is just an ugly version of the Colt Mustang.

Zombie Steve
07-09-2012, 10:37
I know they aren't pistols, but there is some serious brain damage happening at Mossberg.

http://www.mossberg.com/images/products/banner/41026.gif

http://www.mossberg.com/images/products/banner/37151.jpg

At last we can finally tame the savage recoil of the .22lr.

fnfalman
07-09-2012, 10:54
Are those things for real? I thought that they were photochopped funnies.:faint:

I know they aren't pistols, but there is some serious brain damage happening at Mossberg.

http://www.mossberg.com/images/products/banner/41026.gif

http://www.mossberg.com/images/products/banner/37151.jpg

At last we can finally tame the savage recoil of the .22lr.

Cambo
07-09-2012, 11:24
I nominate the Colt "All American" 2000.

Zombie Steve
07-09-2012, 11:32
Are those things for real? I thought that they were photochopped funnies.:faint:

...right from Mossberg's site. :ack:

racer88
07-09-2012, 17:35
oooohhhh forgot the rhino....they are hideous!

nuh-uh! is not! is not! is not! :tongueout:

The Rhino is way cool!
http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b425/racer88_bucket/Gun%20Stuff/Rhino_12-29-11_0002.jpg

And, the design of the Rhino WORKS (to reduce felt recoil and muzzle flip).

NEOH212
07-09-2012, 17:38
Hi Point has to be near the top of the list.

NEOH212
07-09-2012, 17:40
I know they aren't pistols, but there is some serious brain damage happening at Mossberg.

http://www.mossberg.com/images/products/banner/41026.gif

http://www.mossberg.com/images/products/banner/37151.jpg

At last we can finally tame the savage recoil of the .22lr.

You forgot to mention the ugly Mossberg 500 chainsaw version...:puking:

Zombie Steve
07-09-2012, 22:15
You forgot to mention the ugly Mossberg 500 chainsaw version...:puking:

So many good ideas, I musta forgot that one.

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Mossberg-500-Chainsaw-1.jpg

I think it's official. They're on acid.

:whistling::supergrin:

Hines57
07-09-2012, 22:51
6. HK P7M40 - the regular P7 is OK, but the .40SW model with the oversized slide looks ridiculous

The P7M10, it looks like it has encephalitis