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07-11-2012, 11:34
Say something about the person below you.

See how psychic you are.

07-11-2012, 11:41
Below me?

07-11-2012, 11:44
Once stole $50 from the pocket of an unconscious homeless man.

\/ \/ \/

07-11-2012, 11:47
Wanders the streets at night in a Batman costume meant for ages 8-10.

Good job, tsmo1066, although I prefer to say I borrowed $50.

07-11-2012, 11:48
Doh, I fail.

Is a pretty cool cat.

07-11-2012, 11:51
Runs naked at night and peeps at neighbors windows, male neighbors windows.

07-11-2012, 11:56
I don,t know who they are yet. LOL But I'll say that they like Gladiator movies and have never been in a Turkish prison. :tongueout:

Dennis in MA
07-11-2012, 12:08
Hahahaha. I dunno if I do.

The guy below me is probably in before the lock. But not by much if we keep this up a notch every 5 replies. LOL

07-11-2012, 12:22
My psychic abilities tell me the person below me thinks Taco Bell is a phone company in Mexico

07-11-2012, 12:37
Is the most interesting man in the world

07-11-2012, 12:42
vvv cooks with Old Spice.

07-11-2012, 13:52
That's because I haven't refilled my spice rack since I got back from the sandbox.

VVV Wonders if <<< is :crazy:. VVV

07-11-2012, 14:16
She will be along soon with an infraction because you're plagiarizing 'Minority Report'.

07-11-2012, 14:30
Skated on swine molestation charges in Thailand after the primary Prosecution witness was turned into a Szechuan pork dinner.

\/ \/ \/

07-11-2012, 15:14
VVVV wants to have sex with me.

07-11-2012, 15:20
Below me?

Everyone is below me.

Or...even better -- every one can below me. :whistling:

07-11-2012, 15:31
VVVVVVVV Was arrested for stripping at an elementary school.

07-11-2012, 16:13
vvvv took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.

07-11-2012, 16:37
VVVV thinks asphalt is rectum trouble.

Dennis in MA
07-11-2012, 16:40

MIGHT not be in before. . .

Went to Victorias Secret for some summer footwear because he heard that they were having a sale on thongs.

Angry Fist
07-11-2012, 16:40
VV Cleaned up the mess. (This has been done before)

07-11-2012, 16:44
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, vvvvv just gargled.

07-11-2012, 17:12
<<<< just spit it on VVVV

07-11-2012, 17:13
VVV will love you long time, 5 dollah

07-11-2012, 17:39
Gets brass to the face because they are doing it all wrong.

07-11-2012, 18:22
v v chronic masturbator

07-11-2012, 18:40
vvvvv will buy me a beer.

07-11-2012, 18:48
^^^ is right.

VVV wants a beer, too. :drink:

Diesel McBadass
07-11-2012, 19:07
Thinks open carry prevents things, that unions suck, hates chain restaurants, and that obamas a tool.

ps LW how ya know i wanted beer :)

07-11-2012, 19:37
VVV Wants to know how many licks it takes....

07-11-2012, 20:12 make her happy :D

VVVVVV Ran out of witty things to say for a while....

07-11-2012, 20:16
has been arrested for driving under the influence of bacon grease.

07-11-2012, 21:31
It wasn't bacon grease, it was Spam drippings...the judge screwed << over!

Secretly enjoys watching "My Little Pony" episodes on Nickelodeon when nobody is around.

10mm Sonny
07-11-2012, 21:39
Is a rubber lovin' Barbie thumper.

07-11-2012, 22:33
<<< Loves rubber because it prevents the pregnancy of the real barbies I play with.

VVV Is too afraid to admit that they have a shrine of Lady Gaga in every closet of their home.

07-12-2012, 00:09
VVV Still can't believe it's not butter

07-12-2012, 00:18
VVVVV-----Is a member of Glocktalk. I'm going for accuracy rather than humor.

07-12-2012, 01:17
VVV Thinks Madea movies are the best evar!

Dalton Wayne
07-12-2012, 01:30
VVVV Is founder and president of the village people fan club

07-12-2012, 07:16
VVVV was born the day before yesterday's tomorrow

07-12-2012, 07:35
Is posting from a mobile device...

...because the government is monitoring their home computer.

While wearing a tinfoil hat.

And taking a break from building a tinfoil shelter for their cat.

Outdoor Hub mobile, the outdoor information engine

07-12-2012, 08:03
Eats catfood for a snack VVV

07-12-2012, 08:25
VVV Thinks that the plural of goose is sheep.

07-12-2012, 08:31
VVV Voted for Obama VVV

SC Tiger
07-12-2012, 08:33

vvv (two down since I posted right below this one.)

knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. Also removes his shoes with an Allen key.

SC Tiger
07-12-2012, 08:33

07-12-2012, 08:34
uses W instead of V to point to the next post down WWW

07-12-2012, 10:40
WWW knows the Say Something about the person above you thread is much better.

SC Tiger
07-12-2012, 10:44
VVV Responds "but what fun would that be?"

07-12-2012, 10:44
WW Plays UNO alone WW

Dennis in MA
07-12-2012, 11:02
. . . And still loses. . .

Is lucky to post after the coolest guy on GT.

07-12-2012, 11:53
<<< Counting his lucky stars.

VVV Wanted by INTERPOL for performing lewd acts with vending machines in six different countries.

07-12-2012, 11:59
They'll never catch me!

VVV Fantasizes about Rosie O'Donnell on a regular basis.

07-12-2012, 12:00
<<<trying to get pork kabobs out of a vending machine in Hotcrapistan is a hard task

WWW ran to the mini mart for a beer and twizzlers VVV

07-12-2012, 12:22
VVV Ran to the corner for hookers and blow.

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 12:27
Already started one of these "say something about the person below you" threads, but it didn't go as good as this one is going.


Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 12:27
:embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

He cannot read, spell, and write with comprehension. Welcome to the internet!


07-12-2012, 12:27
<<< Cna spel jest fine!

VVV Enjoys shooting, camping and recreationally torturing cats with rusted kitchen implements.

07-12-2012, 12:34
VVV Likes eating <<<'s chinese food :whistling:

07-12-2012, 12:36
<<<brats and hamburgers

VVV steals candy VVV

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 12:36
Is one of the founding members of the P.U.A.A. (i.e., The People for Unnatural Acts with Alligators). His club nickname is "Tail Bender."


07-12-2012, 12:37
VVV Is now searching for membership info for said club.

07-12-2012, 12:45
<<< Definitely want to join. "Once you've had gator, you'll sure come back later!"

VVV Holds title in Guinness Book of World Records for longest amount of time spent continually licking a concrete sidewalk (4 hours, 10 minutes).

07-12-2012, 12:47
VVV Tried to set similar record for window licking, but helmet kept getting in the way.

07-12-2012, 13:41
VVV Suitable for vegetarian consumption.

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 15:34
V was voted most likely to die from setting V farts on fire.

07-12-2012, 17:03
vvvvv graduated from the school of flatulence

07-12-2012, 17:14
VVVVV thinks hamburger helper comes with another person

wrong thread

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 17:15
V Should tell CFN he failed.

07-12-2012, 17:16
VVVV CFN you failed

07-12-2012, 17:34
VVV Was next in line for the job of President of the United States. . .

But declined. . . because had already scheduled some range time with a new suppressed Glock 18. .

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 17:35
V Would have been my Chief of Staff... ^ Thanks, Bill... I wish! ^

07-12-2012, 17:40
VVV Would have worn a blue dress.

07-12-2012, 18:19
Thats blew dress and it's on VVVV

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 18:48
I'm pretending to be Shake

V Is scalping the tickets.

10mm Sonny
07-12-2012, 21:20
VVVV Licks lint of of dryer lint traps.

07-12-2012, 21:21
VVV Licks something else out of another kind of trap.

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 22:21
Lost his tongue in a freak accident with a bowling ball return machine and is jealous of all the licking going on.


07-13-2012, 09:51
<<< Should have taken up tennis instead!

VVV Worked his way through college as a stripper...a female stripper.

Peace Warrior
07-13-2012, 13:12
<<< really needed the money back then. :embarassed:

received the lowest, negative score in the history of the Jeopardy show. Even alex kept face palming throughout the show due to the stupid answers.


Angry Fist
07-13-2012, 13:15
< I was only trying to piss him off.

V Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

07-13-2012, 14:17
Ugly??? <<< was the cutest baby around!

VVV Has a secret crush on Jamie Hyneman from "Mythbusters", and has no idea why.

Peace Warrior
07-13-2012, 14:53
<<< he was one of my favorites when I went to college.

VVV Spends hours in the shower applying, lathering, rinsing and repeating.

07-13-2012, 15:01
VVV got hit by a parked car

Rick C
07-13-2012, 15:17
<<< still in court
VVVV is lying, his/her feets stink and doesnít love Jesus

07-13-2012, 15:54
VVV parents are siblings

07-13-2012, 16:04
I have no idea who you are cause you ain't there yet ?

Peace Warrior
07-13-2012, 16:58
^^ Is trying to text 911 call.

VVV Uses mayonnaise to soak feet in and then lets neighborhood pets lick it off while he sips ice tea.

07-13-2012, 17:13
VVV Got deported from a Home Depot parking lot.

Angry Fist
07-13-2012, 18:49

V My bad-ass lawyer who will beat this one again.

07-14-2012, 12:45
someday vvvv will say something intelligent

07-14-2012, 16:21
But not this day!

VVV Got kicked out of Wal-Mart for showering in the garden center.

Angry Fist
07-14-2012, 17:25
V Threw a cup of something nasty on < while V was buying tampons and ammo! :fist:

07-14-2012, 19:02
/\ /\ Does not want to know what that "something" was...but may want to talk with a doctor about it - SOON.

VVV Knows where Waldo is, but will never talk.

07-14-2012, 19:10
VVV called their boss, told them they just drank a beer 20 minutes before going into work Got the day off

Angry Fist
07-14-2012, 20:23

V Gave me a ride home.

07-14-2012, 21:01
VVV Told his boss he had a fifth of vodka before work, still had to go in.

07-14-2012, 23:13
vvv is asleep

Angry Fist
07-15-2012, 06:31
V Woke me up blasting Color Me Badd as loud as possible... fidna get shot.

Rick C
07-15-2012, 14:43
V Has to google symbiotic after being dumped by a live girl.

Peace Warrior
07-15-2012, 15:09
V Has to google symbiotic after being dumped by a live girl.

<<< Knows the live ones are worth it.

VVV Threw NeverMore1701 out of wal-mart garden center for showering, then was hired on the spot by wal-mart management to keep an eye out for NeverMore1701 feeling the underwear in the women's clothing department.

Angry Fist
07-15-2012, 15:11
< Can't do that by myself.

V Can.

07-15-2012, 15:26
< Is the perfect man for the job.

VVV Is jealous.

Rick C
07-15-2012, 15:36
^The Queen of Light takes a bow.
V Admits that it has never owned a Glock and is just here for?

07-15-2012, 15:37
< Does not, never have, and likely never will own a Glock. Am here for the chicks.

Like this one VVV

07-16-2012, 01:19
<<< is a chick.

VVV owns more guns than <<<.

07-16-2012, 01:34
What are the odds of that?!

VVV Got into a drunken slapfight in a food court with the mall Santa.

Peace Warrior
07-16-2012, 02:41
<<< He didn't have his hat on so it wasn't official. Besides, they were my fries! :steamed:

VVV Gave himself a hickey with a vacuum cleaner.

07-16-2012, 02:44

VVV Then wanted to borrow said vacuum for their self....

Peace Warrior
07-16-2012, 02:50
<<< But not for a fake hickey. :embarassed:

W Is in love with the wal-mart receipt checker lady(i.e., nazi).

07-16-2012, 02:52
<<< is glad ^^^ vacuum isn't a Dyson like <<<'s is.

VVV is also glad it wasn't, because VVV used it next. :supergrin:

Peace Warrior
07-16-2012, 02:56
<<< Had horrible experience with a Dyson. Still has nightmares (and scars). :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

VVV Thinks blacksmith's have something to do with tattoos.

07-16-2012, 11:49
vvvv has to get naked to count to 21.

07-16-2012, 12:41

VVV can only count to 20.

07-16-2012, 12:54
^^^ is right.

VVV counts with a abacus.

SC Tiger
07-16-2012, 13:09
...and a slide rule but wishes VVVV would quit mixing up the beads.

07-16-2012, 13:10
vvv ate the beads

07-16-2012, 13:13
<<<thought they were beans

WWW stood too close for the impending gas attack

SC Tiger
07-16-2012, 13:51
and VVV just HAD to light a #### match!!!

07-16-2012, 14:31
No one needs hair anyway.

VVV Looks like a sunburned gorilla.

07-16-2012, 14:54
<<< prefers the term "shaved ape"

VVV Has the Native American name "Eats Too Much Cabbage"

07-16-2012, 15:29
From the great Slapaho tribe.

VVV Once dove into an empty pool.

07-16-2012, 15:40
It was the gene pool

vvv is next in line at the bathroom

07-16-2012, 15:41
As long as AF isn't behind me.

VVV likes to take the middle urinal, just in case.

07-16-2012, 15:43
Needs the "elbow" room

vvv is waiting to exhale

07-16-2012, 15:57
<<<< can finally breath vvvvv is stitting on top of <<<<

07-16-2012, 16:48
<<< might like that. :supergrin:

VVV is getting :crazy: from reading this thread. :rofl:

07-16-2012, 17:00
Already there!

VVV Is getting... excited... from reading this thread.

Angry Fist
07-16-2012, 18:03
< Cain't decide who can get behind.

V V Will decide for me....

07-16-2012, 18:06
Don't care, as long as it ain't me!

VVV Is hoping it's them.

07-16-2012, 18:29
<<< Pitches, doesn't catch...except for that three day bender in Boca...:whistling:

VVV Loves kittens, but only in a stew.

07-16-2012, 18:31
Love cats too, but I can't eat a whole one by myself.

VVV Doesn't know where chinese food comes from.

Angry Fist
07-16-2012, 18:44
The pound?

V V Works 4 hours a week there as a Pooper Scooper cleaner

07-16-2012, 18:51
Not a bad job once you get past the taste!

VVV Tried to study for Med School exams by watching re-runs of "Scrubs".

07-16-2012, 18:53
vvvvv is <<<< new houseboy.

07-16-2012, 18:54
Not a bad job once you get past the taste!

VVV Tried to study for Med School exams by watching re-runs of "Scrubs".

Only got to Intermediate EMT on that curriculum. Hoping to get to RN on my new House MD regimen.

VVV Tried to get a Veterinary licence at PetSmart.

Angry Fist
07-16-2012, 19:00
< Got approved by the manager, ^.

V Is ugly, and dresses his mother funny.

07-16-2012, 19:17
<<< Is not ugly. Makes Brad Pitt jealous!

VVV Wishes he (or she) could date <<<

07-16-2012, 20:03
<<<< Has done worse when I was wasted. Also not a PetSmart manager anymore.

VVV Attends toddlers and tiaras pageants.

07-16-2012, 20:15
picking up the crazy, single hot moms

VVV ED stole his thunder, and I'm not talking about any dysfunction

07-16-2012, 20:23
<< Doesn't do Thai trannies, so ED's conquests are safe.

VVV Does do Thai trannies.

SC Tiger
07-17-2012, 06:29
<< Doesn't do Thai trannies, so ED's conquests are safe.

VVV Does do Thai trannies.

Only manual trannies. Can't figure out Thai automatic trannies (wierd torque converters).

VVV is an expert with Thai automatic trannies.

^^^ thinks he killed the thread.

Peace Warrior
07-17-2012, 13:13
<< Can really make 'em work when they are going down hill.

VVV Was arrested after his cat, which he named Sex, got lost and he went outside shouting, "sex, come here!"

Angry Fist
07-17-2012, 14:05
V V Was the cop who let me go.

07-17-2012, 14:24
offered me skittles and tea

VVV cried out for justice

Peace Warrior
07-17-2012, 14:28
"It's for the chickens!"

VVV Thinks GTDS is a psychiatric/mental disorder.

07-17-2012, 14:45
VVVV Has the best looking avatar ever....

07-17-2012, 14:53
Damn right.

VVV Got left at the mall as a child. On purpose.

Angry Fist
07-17-2012, 16:11
V Offered ice cream and a ride in the van.

07-17-2012, 16:17
vvvvv likes clowns and balloons, right?

07-17-2012, 16:39
Voted for Obama

07-17-2012, 16:46
that is quite a first post

vvv thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows

John Galt
07-17-2012, 19:18
vvv Thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository. vvv

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 04:03
Well, you know how those Europeans are. :whistling:

<<< Tried to sell compromising photos, on Craig's list, of TSMO1066, Lone Wolfe, and Nevermore1701 in or around the Boca area.

VVV Bought all the aforementioned photos and negatives for a fair price.

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 09:44
V V Will likely get busted or shot breaking into my compound to get them.

07-18-2012, 09:54
<<< has bullet resistant vests.. VVVV does not

07-18-2012, 09:59
<<< has bullet resistant vests.. VVVV does not

Bullet resistant, is that like a water resistant watch? Repels bullets for a micro-second.

vvvv has a water resistant watch

07-18-2012, 10:01
to 33 feet with original Quartz movement

VVV stole my watch

07-18-2012, 10:02
Bullet resistant, is that like a water resistant watch? Repels bullets for a micro-second.

vvvv has a water resistant watch

<<< doesn't know and really doesn't wanna find out...but was schooled not to call them bullet proof.....

VVVV is very confused about this current topic.

07-18-2012, 10:15
^^^stole my watch :tongueout:

vvv went to for all the wrong reasons.

07-18-2012, 10:19
↓↓ Has a very high opinion of the posts by RustyShackelford ↓↓

SC Tiger
07-18-2012, 10:30
VVV is upset his giant barrels of Mountain Dew got punctured and spilled all over the basement.

07-18-2012, 10:36
Wasn't Mountain Dew :crying:

VVV Eats warm mayonnaise out the jar.

SC Tiger
07-18-2012, 10:39
Wasn't Mountain Dew :crying:

VVV Eats warm mayonnaise out the jar.

Don't want to know what it was, but VVV does.

07-18-2012, 10:41
It was the old school Mountain Dew my grandpa used to make

VVV had to google mountain dew

07-18-2012, 10:49
vvv is drunk from last night

07-18-2012, 11:03
VVV Could of ended the last post with is drunk...

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 11:12
Fidna be.

VVV Picks his nose with loose .357 rounds.

07-18-2012, 11:15
its builds character.

vvv spits .50BMG

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 11:25
Chuck Norris taught me how to do it.

VVV Refers to his 1/50th membership in a timeshare as, "His little place in Tahoe." :whistling:

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 11:34
6 days a year, not too bad.

VVV Agreed to help me prep the basement.

07-18-2012, 11:43
Is this a normal prep or the extra clean like last time.

vvv has sand in his/her drawers

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 11:45
And I always go commando too.

VVV Thinks a prophylactic is a certain, organic type of diet pill.

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 11:49
Stick 3 quarters together and hit the men's room.

VVV Relieved to find there were instructions on the heel of that boot. Now has a mess to clean up.

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 11:57
"Boot heel instructions," not something one sees everyday. Where did I put those paper towels?

VVV Drives a convertible Volkswagen. But only when miles away from home.

07-18-2012, 11:59
it gets good mileage

VV has restrained himself enough to not get this thread closed down in 8 pages

07-18-2012, 12:34
they don't call me the closer for nothing

vvv is now reading all 8 pages

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 12:52
Only has 5 pages showing.

VV Likes to flip pages every 25 posts.

07-18-2012, 21:42
<<< Lives to flip pages, when not visiting Boca!

VVV Has a pet Chihuahua named 'Bruiser'. Dresses it up in lingerie.

Peace Warrior
07-19-2012, 02:46
Bruiser was born that way. ^^^ Best Chihuahua lingerie designer.

VVV Makes girlfriend do the grocery shopping because he can never find the toast aisle.

07-19-2012, 13:41
It's a woman's work anyway, and my wife won't do it.

VVV Doesn't accelerate to freeway speed until a mile after getting on.

07-19-2012, 13:50
Can't speed up. I drive a Smart Car! :animlol:

vvvv has Flintstone feet

07-19-2012, 13:58
No, that's just my wife's hybrid (which is actually not a bad little car).

VVV Rides a tricycle to work.

07-19-2012, 14:09
<<< Would rather ride a tricycle than push a Big Wheel!

VVV Read "Men are From Mars and Women are From Venus", but hails from Neptune.

07-19-2012, 14:28
I knew there was a reason I liked water

VVV Has squirrels in his pants

Peace Warrior
07-19-2012, 15:26
hey, dont knock it till you try it. :whistling:

VVV Spent $5,000 for a boat, but always cast towards the bank and anchors to fish at bridges.

Angry Fist
07-19-2012, 16:28
I reel in ther big'uns that way.

VVV Would rather have a frontal labotomy, than a bottle in front of thee.

Rick C
07-19-2012, 17:24
←←Do both, youíll thank me later.

↓↓↓ Was let go for cross-dressing on casual Friday.

07-19-2012, 17:33
VVV Was let go for not dressing on casual Friday.

Rick C
07-19-2012, 17:42
Redefined casual.

↓↓Canít bait his own hook.

07-19-2012, 21:31
vvv can't hook his own bait

Angry Fist
07-20-2012, 18:25
VVV Hooks up with jailbait.

07-20-2012, 18:28
VVVV charter member of NAMBLA..

07-20-2012, 19:30
vvvv has a different idea of what "member " means

07-20-2012, 20:24
VVVV hides his collection of the whole series to date of Jersey Shore dvds from his friends.

Angry Fist
07-20-2012, 20:27
They'll steal them!

VVV Was an extra on JS... once.

07-20-2012, 21:01
They needed someone qualified to support that one chick's big fakies.

VVV Was not qualified.

Rick C
07-21-2012, 14:57
<Wasnít certified for FJT (fake jersey titties), but did the best I could in support.
↓↓↓ Thinks Cheetos is a major food group.

07-21-2012, 15:20
vvv thinks Cheetos can run over 70 mph

Peace Warrior
07-23-2012, 01:20
< Knows they slow down when cornering.

VV Refers to mozzarella cheese as 'pizza glue.'

07-27-2012, 12:26
VVVV Forgot all about this thread VVVV

Angry Fist
07-27-2012, 12:27
So did VV

Rick C
07-27-2012, 13:12
↓↓↓ Just woke up.

07-27-2012, 13:15
VVV Still asleep.

07-27-2012, 13:24
vvvv still drunk from last night

07-27-2012, 13:27
<<and has to drive home from work

VVV drank the tequila

07-27-2012, 13:32
<<< Amf nosht drrnk frm tkillya. jes tispy.

VVV Once made independent adult films under the screen name of "Princess Pimpalicious".

07-27-2012, 14:21
I'm trying to move past that.

vvv can't fugue out what smells so bad

Rick C
07-27-2012, 14:50
←← Fugue U State.
↓↓ Waist size exceeds Length.

Angry Fist
07-27-2012, 15:13
I'm luggin' it.

VV Stole my gut wheelbarrow.

07-29-2012, 18:32
I used to for my last beer run.

VV Misses the old thread.

07-29-2012, 18:34
< was wondering when you'd get in here
vvv used to be an interpreter for a nonexistent country that has no language

Angry Fist
07-29-2012, 18:37
Flippin' the bird all the time paid off.

VV Met his wife by way of Rick Rolling her.

07-29-2012, 18:39
< was wondering when you'd get in here
vvv used to be an interpreter for a nonexistent country that has no language

Nothing new in the country of Kaseekistan, meanwhile, in neighboring Kandoozie...

VV Justin Beiber's biggest fan

07-29-2012, 18:41
Only in North America. Someone in Uganda has me beat.

vvv is from Uganda

07-29-2012, 18:44
I barely know that country exists.

VV works at a headshop.

Angry Fist
07-29-2012, 18:46
Well, we sell a lot of that around here.

VVV Wants a bath salt discount.

Rick C
07-29-2012, 18:47
←← The King of Scotland
↓↓ Has never been called for Jury Duty

07-29-2012, 18:48
You're just jealous.

VV smokes catnip.

07-29-2012, 18:49
vvv wants a bubble bath discount :aodnsb:

Angry Fist
07-29-2012, 18:50
With a teddy bear.

VVVV Falls asleep listening to Barry Manilow.

< Fail

07-29-2012, 18:52
vvv closes the door, doesn't shut it

07-29-2012, 18:53
Sound like my mother.

VV banned from Chuck-E-Cheese

07-29-2012, 21:27
<<< Kicked the snot out of the mechanical rat. $10,000 fine was worth every penny!

VVV Goes to BINGO night at the local VFW to speed date.

07-29-2012, 22:32
Too young.

VV Scokes around the ICU looking for dates.

Angry Fist
07-30-2012, 00:23
That's how I met your mom, son.

VVV Will write the story behind that....

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 06:03
I shr weel whrat storee, as suun as I lernt how tu speel.

VVV Has worked on chartered fishing boats his whole life. Has finally been promoted to position of master baiter, 1st class.

07-30-2012, 07:33
sure beats swapping the poop deck

VVV used the poop deck in the incorrect manner

Diesel McBadass
07-30-2012, 08:27
Wants say something about person above you back

07-30-2012, 09:47
You're damn right!

VV believes Meth is cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

07-30-2012, 10:04
V snorts Goldbond Medicated Powder

Angry Fist
07-30-2012, 10:48
Uncut too, suckas!

VVV Nickname in HS was Greasytaint.

07-30-2012, 12:18
<<< That's MR. Greasytaint!

VVV Once recreationally rolled and smoked a Toy Poodle

07-30-2012, 12:34
< Found out it was made in the 60's and for some reason had a lot of asbestos in it, awating test results.

VV Huffs Elmer's Glue.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 14:44
<<< Knows only the best will do. It's how I got this mad street cred fool.

VVV Thinks the plural of fool is feel.

07-30-2012, 15:04
Who are you to tell me it isn't?! :dunno:

VV Scored with Whoopi Goldberg once. :ack:

07-30-2012, 15:27
<< and Ted at the same time

vvv is counting pennies for beer

07-30-2012, 15:33
<<< Only needs 173 more for an ice cold '40'!!!

VVV Likes to sneak around schoolyards wearing ninja gear

07-30-2012, 16:05
<<< looking for minions

VVV scared them all wearing a ninja clown suit

07-30-2012, 16:10
<< call me Magnus

vvv can't understand simple instructions

07-30-2012, 16:19
My mom says I'm special!!

VV calls the fire department just for some company.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 19:07
It's the big red trucks and sirens. What's not to love?

VVV Uses mayonnaise for sun screen.

07-30-2012, 19:10
It's delicious and works.

VV tried to smoke mushrooms once but couldn't keep the pizza lit.

Angry Fist
07-30-2012, 19:18
It was the 80's.

VV Thinks a Bloody Wanker is a drink from Europe.

07-30-2012, 19:25
<<< It's not? Then what did that guy give me in a cocktail glass in Boca? :dunno:

VVV Collects worn out gym shoes, allegedly for investment purposes.

07-30-2012, 19:27
They'll eventually sell

vvv keeps burping up lime flavored gin. Oh wait, that's me. Still burping something up, I'm sure.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 19:34
<< Almost choked on egg sandwich just now. Burping hot sauce. (for real)

VVV Had to dial 411 to get number for 911.

07-30-2012, 19:39
It was an emergency <<< lost the remote and needed a tracking dog ASAP!

VVV Earns extra cash running an escort service for wealthy gerbils.

07-30-2012, 19:45
Have fun with your car payments. Stacks on stacks on stacks kid!

VV wears a cape where ever he goes.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 19:46
<<< John's tell me, while i wearing my best pimp cape, "Once they go gerbil, all others are wind chill"

VV Thinks gerbils should be outlawed