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quantum36
07-11-2012, 11:34
Say something about the person below you.

See how psychic you are.

kensb2
07-11-2012, 11:41
Below me?

tsmo1066
07-11-2012, 11:44
Once stole $50 from the pocket of an unconscious homeless man.

\/ \/ \/

treeline
07-11-2012, 11:47
Wanders the streets at night in a Batman costume meant for ages 8-10.

Good job, tsmo1066, although I prefer to say I borrowed $50.

el_jewapo
07-11-2012, 11:48
Doh, I fail.

Is a pretty cool cat.

PuroMexicano
07-11-2012, 11:51
Runs naked at night and peeps at neighbors windows, male neighbors windows.

Glockhoster
07-11-2012, 11:56
I don,t know who they are yet. LOL But I'll say that they like Gladiator movies and have never been in a Turkish prison. :tongueout:

Dennis in MA
07-11-2012, 12:08
Hahahaha. I dunno if I do.

The guy below me is probably in before the lock. But not by much if we keep this up a notch every 5 replies. LOL

concretefuzzynuts
07-11-2012, 12:22
My psychic abilities tell me the person below me thinks Taco Bell is a phone company in Mexico

stolenphot0
07-11-2012, 12:37
Is the most interesting man in the world

concretefuzzynuts
07-11-2012, 12:42
vvv cooks with Old Spice.

Lone_Wolfe
07-11-2012, 13:52
That's because I haven't refilled my spice rack since I got back from the sandbox.

VVV Wonders if <<< is :crazy:. VVV

eracer
07-11-2012, 14:16
She will be along soon with an infraction because you're plagiarizing 'Minority Report'.

tsmo1066
07-11-2012, 14:30
Skated on swine molestation charges in Thailand after the primary Prosecution witness was turned into a Szechuan pork dinner.

\/ \/ \/

Magnus2131
07-11-2012, 15:14
VVVV wants to have sex with me.

USMCsilver
07-11-2012, 15:20
Below me?

Everyone is below me.

Or...even better -- every one can below me. :whistling:

NeverMore1701
07-11-2012, 15:31
VVVVVVVV Was arrested for stripping at an elementary school.

concretefuzzynuts
07-11-2012, 16:13
vvvv took the Pepsi Challenge and chose JIF.

Magnus2131
07-11-2012, 16:37
VVVV thinks asphalt is rectum trouble.

Dennis in MA
07-11-2012, 16:40
Lol.

MIGHT not be in before. . .


Went to Victorias Secret for some summer footwear because he heard that they were having a sale on thongs.

Angry Fist
07-11-2012, 16:40
VV Cleaned up the mess. (This has been done before)

concretefuzzynuts
07-11-2012, 16:44
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, vvvvv just gargled.

Magnus2131
07-11-2012, 17:12
<<<< just spit it on VVVV

treeline
07-11-2012, 17:13
VVV will love you long time, 5 dollah

rilkil23
07-11-2012, 17:39
Gets brass to the face because they are doing it all wrong.

uzimon
07-11-2012, 18:22
v v chronic masturbator

Magnus2131
07-11-2012, 18:40
vvvvv will buy me a beer.

Lone_Wolfe
07-11-2012, 18:48
^^^ is right.

VVV wants a beer, too. :drink:

Diesel McBadass
07-11-2012, 19:07
Thinks open carry prevents things, that unions suck, hates chain restaurants, and that obamas a tool.

ps LW how ya know i wanted beer :)

NeverMore1701
07-11-2012, 19:37
VVV Wants to know how many licks it takes....

stolenphot0
07-11-2012, 20:12
...to make her happy :D


VVVVVV Ran out of witty things to say for a while....

jakebrake
07-11-2012, 20:16
has been arrested for driving under the influence of bacon grease.

tsmo1066
07-11-2012, 21:31
It wasn't bacon grease, it was Spam drippings...the judge screwed << over!

Secretly enjoys watching "My Little Pony" episodes on Nickelodeon when nobody is around.
\/\/\/

10mm Sonny
07-11-2012, 21:39
Is a rubber lovin' Barbie thumper.

TactiCool
07-11-2012, 22:33
<<< Loves rubber because it prevents the pregnancy of the real barbies I play with.

VVV Is too afraid to admit that they have a shrine of Lady Gaga in every closet of their home.

rolltide_pisco
07-12-2012, 00:09
VVV Still can't believe it's not butter

Annhl8rX
07-12-2012, 00:18
VVVVV-----Is a member of Glocktalk. I'm going for accuracy rather than humor.

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 01:17
VVV Thinks Madea movies are the best evar!

Dalton Wayne
07-12-2012, 01:30
VVVV Is founder and president of the village people fan club

stolenphot0
07-12-2012, 07:16
VVVV was born the day before yesterday's tomorrow

droidfire
07-12-2012, 07:35
Is posting from a mobile device...

...because the government is monitoring their home computer.

While wearing a tinfoil hat.

And taking a break from building a tinfoil shelter for their cat.

Outdoor Hub mobile, the outdoor information engine

Foxterriermom
07-12-2012, 08:03
Eats catfood for a snack VVV

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 08:25
VVV Thinks that the plural of goose is sheep.

stolenphot0
07-12-2012, 08:31
VVV Voted for Obama VVV

SC Tiger
07-12-2012, 08:33
vvv

vvv (two down since I posted right below this one.)

knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. Also removes his shoes with an Allen key.

SC Tiger
07-12-2012, 08:33
Deleted

stolenphot0
07-12-2012, 08:34
uses W instead of V to point to the next post down WWW

concretefuzzynuts
07-12-2012, 10:40
WWW knows the Say Something about the person above you thread is much better.

SC Tiger
07-12-2012, 10:44
VVV Responds "but what fun would that be?"

stolenphot0
07-12-2012, 10:44
WW Plays UNO alone WW

Dennis in MA
07-12-2012, 11:02
. . . And still loses. . .


VVV
Is lucky to post after the coolest guy on GT.

tsmo1066
07-12-2012, 11:53
<<< Counting his lucky stars.

VVV Wanted by INTERPOL for performing lewd acts with vending machines in six different countries.

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 11:59
They'll never catch me!


VVV Fantasizes about Rosie O'Donnell on a regular basis.

stolenphot0
07-12-2012, 12:00
<<<trying to get pork kabobs out of a vending machine in Hotcrapistan is a hard task

WWW ran to the mini mart for a beer and twizzlers VVV

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 12:22
VVV Ran to the corner for hookers and blow.

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 12:27
Already started one of these "say something about the person below you" threads, but it didn't go as good as this one is going.

VVV

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 12:27
:embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:

He cannot read, spell, and write with comprehension. Welcome to the internet!

VVV

tsmo1066
07-12-2012, 12:27
<<< Cna spel jest fine!

VVV Enjoys shooting, camping and recreationally torturing cats with rusted kitchen implements.

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 12:34
VVV Likes eating <<<'s chinese food :whistling:

stolenphot0
07-12-2012, 12:36
<<<brats and hamburgers

VVV steals candy VVV

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 12:36
Is one of the founding members of the P.U.A.A. (i.e., The People for Unnatural Acts with Alligators). His club nickname is "Tail Bender."

vvv

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 12:37
VVV Is now searching for membership info for said club.

tsmo1066
07-12-2012, 12:45
<<< Definitely want to join. "Once you've had gator, you'll sure come back later!"

VVV Holds title in Guinness Book of World Records for longest amount of time spent continually licking a concrete sidewalk (4 hours, 10 minutes).

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 12:47
VVV Tried to set similar record for window licking, but helmet kept getting in the way.

concretefuzzynuts
07-12-2012, 13:41
VVV Suitable for vegetarian consumption.

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 15:34
V was voted most likely to die from setting V farts on fire.

Magnus2131
07-12-2012, 17:03
vvvvv graduated from the school of flatulence

concretefuzzynuts
07-12-2012, 17:14
VVVVV thinks hamburger helper comes with another person

wrong thread

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 17:15
V Should tell CFN he failed.

concretefuzzynuts
07-12-2012, 17:16
VVVV CFN you failed

wjv
07-12-2012, 17:34
VVV Was next in line for the job of President of the United States. . .

But declined. . . because had already scheduled some range time with a new suppressed Glock 18. .

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 17:35
V Would have been my Chief of Staff... ^ Thanks, Bill... I wish! ^

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 17:40
VVV Would have worn a blue dress.

concretefuzzynuts
07-12-2012, 18:19
Thats blew dress and it's on VVVV

Angry Fist
07-12-2012, 18:48
I'm pretending to be Shake

V Is scalping the tickets.

10mm Sonny
07-12-2012, 21:20
VVVV Licks lint of of dryer lint traps.

NeverMore1701
07-12-2012, 21:21
VVV Licks something else out of another kind of trap.

Peace Warrior
07-12-2012, 22:21
Lost his tongue in a freak accident with a bowling ball return machine and is jealous of all the licking going on.

VVV

tsmo1066
07-13-2012, 09:51
<<< Should have taken up tennis instead!

VVV Worked his way through college as a stripper...a female stripper.

Peace Warrior
07-13-2012, 13:12
<<< really needed the money back then. :embarassed:

received the lowest, negative score in the history of the Jeopardy show. Even alex kept face palming throughout the show due to the stupid answers.

VVV

Angry Fist
07-13-2012, 13:15
< I was only trying to piss him off.

V Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

tsmo1066
07-13-2012, 14:17
Ugly??? <<< was the cutest baby around!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-JmaZrGdyUNM/TkqK0-MHEtI/AAAAAAAAA-0/4DHhtYm7i_g/s1600/8_ugly_people.jpg

VVV Has a secret crush on Jamie Hyneman from "Mythbusters", and has no idea why.

Peace Warrior
07-13-2012, 14:53
<<< he was one of my favorites when I went to college.

VVV Spends hours in the shower applying, lathering, rinsing and repeating.

concretefuzzynuts
07-13-2012, 15:01
VVV got hit by a parked car

Rick C
07-13-2012, 15:17
<<< still in court
VVVV is lying, his/her feets stink and doesnít love Jesus

concretefuzzynuts
07-13-2012, 15:54
VVV parents are siblings

dango
07-13-2012, 16:04
I have no idea who you are cause you ain't there yet ?

Peace Warrior
07-13-2012, 16:58
^^ Is trying to text 911 call.

VVV Uses mayonnaise to soak feet in and then lets neighborhood pets lick it off while he sips ice tea.

NeverMore1701
07-13-2012, 17:13
VVV Got deported from a Home Depot parking lot.

Angry Fist
07-13-2012, 18:49
Twice.

V My bad-ass lawyer who will beat this one again.

concretefuzzynuts
07-14-2012, 12:45
someday vvvv will say something intelligent

NeverMore1701
07-14-2012, 16:21
But not this day!

VVV Got kicked out of Wal-Mart for showering in the garden center.

Angry Fist
07-14-2012, 17:25
V Threw a cup of something nasty on < while V was buying tampons and ammo! :fist:

tsmo1066
07-14-2012, 19:02
/\ /\ Does not want to know what that "something" was...but may want to talk with a doctor about it - SOON.

VVV Knows where Waldo is, but will never talk.

stolenphot0
07-14-2012, 19:10
VVV called their boss, told them they just drank a beer 20 minutes before going into work Got the day off

Angry Fist
07-14-2012, 20:23
SO?

V Gave me a ride home.

NeverMore1701
07-14-2012, 21:01
VVV Told his boss he had a fifth of vodka before work, still had to go in.

concretefuzzynuts
07-14-2012, 23:13
vvv is asleep

Angry Fist
07-15-2012, 06:31
V Woke me up blasting Color Me Badd as loud as possible... fidna get shot.

Rick C
07-15-2012, 14:43
V Has to google symbiotic after being dumped by a live girl.

Peace Warrior
07-15-2012, 15:09
V Has to google symbiotic after being dumped by a live girl.

<<< Knows the live ones are worth it.

VVV Threw NeverMore1701 out of wal-mart garden center for showering, then was hired on the spot by wal-mart management to keep an eye out for NeverMore1701 feeling the underwear in the women's clothing department.

Angry Fist
07-15-2012, 15:11
< Can't do that by myself.

V Can.

NeverMore1701
07-15-2012, 15:26
< Is the perfect man for the job.

VVV Is jealous.

Rick C
07-15-2012, 15:36
^The Queen of Light takes a bow.
V Admits that it has never owned a Glock and is just here for?

NeverMore1701
07-15-2012, 15:37
< Does not, never have, and likely never will own a Glock. Am here for the chicks.

Like this one VVV

Lone_Wolfe
07-16-2012, 01:19
<<< is a chick.

VVV owns more guns than <<<.

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 01:34
What are the odds of that?!

VVV Got into a drunken slapfight in a food court with the mall Santa.

Peace Warrior
07-16-2012, 02:41
<<< He didn't have his hat on so it wasn't official. Besides, they were my fries! :steamed:

VVV Gave himself a hickey with a vacuum cleaner.

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 02:44
Twice.


VVV Then wanted to borrow said vacuum for their self....

Peace Warrior
07-16-2012, 02:50
<<< But not for a fake hickey. :embarassed:

W Is in love with the wal-mart receipt checker lady(i.e., nazi).

Lone_Wolfe
07-16-2012, 02:52
<<< is glad ^^^ vacuum isn't a Dyson like <<<'s is.

VVV is also glad it wasn't, because VVV used it next. :supergrin:

Peace Warrior
07-16-2012, 02:56
<<< Had horrible experience with a Dyson. Still has nightmares (and scars). :embarassed: :embarassed: :embarassed:


VVV Thinks blacksmith's have something to do with tattoos.

concretefuzzynuts
07-16-2012, 11:49
vvvv has to get naked to count to 21.

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 12:41
23.

VVV can only count to 20.

Lone_Wolfe
07-16-2012, 12:54
^^^ is right.

VVV counts with a abacus.

SC Tiger
07-16-2012, 13:09
...and a slide rule but wishes VVVV would quit mixing up the beads.

concretefuzzynuts
07-16-2012, 13:10
vvv ate the beads

stolenphot0
07-16-2012, 13:13
<<<thought they were beans

WWW stood too close for the impending gas attack

SC Tiger
07-16-2012, 13:51
and VVV just HAD to light a #### match!!!

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 14:31
No one needs hair anyway.

VVV Looks like a sunburned gorilla.

tsmo1066
07-16-2012, 14:54
<<< prefers the term "shaved ape"

VVV Has the Native American name "Eats Too Much Cabbage"

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 15:29
From the great Slapaho tribe.

VVV Once dove into an empty pool.

concretefuzzynuts
07-16-2012, 15:40
It was the gene pool

vvv is next in line at the bathroom

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 15:41
As long as AF isn't behind me.


VVV likes to take the middle urinal, just in case.

concretefuzzynuts
07-16-2012, 15:43
Needs the "elbow" room

vvv is waiting to exhale

Magnus2131
07-16-2012, 15:57
<<<< can finally breath vvvvv is stitting on top of <<<<

Lone_Wolfe
07-16-2012, 16:48
<<< might like that. :supergrin:


VVV is getting :crazy: from reading this thread. :rofl:

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 17:00
Already there!

VVV Is getting... excited... from reading this thread.

Angry Fist
07-16-2012, 18:03
< Cain't decide who can get behind.

V V Will decide for me....

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 18:06
Don't care, as long as it ain't me!

VVV Is hoping it's them.

tsmo1066
07-16-2012, 18:29
<<< Pitches, doesn't catch...except for that three day bender in Boca...:whistling:

VVV Loves kittens, but only in a stew.

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 18:31
Love cats too, but I can't eat a whole one by myself.

VVV Doesn't know where chinese food comes from.

Angry Fist
07-16-2012, 18:44
The pound?

V V Works 4 hours a week there as a Pooper Scooper cleaner

tsmo1066
07-16-2012, 18:51
Not a bad job once you get past the taste!

VVV Tried to study for Med School exams by watching re-runs of "Scrubs".

Magnus2131
07-16-2012, 18:53
vvvvv is <<<< new houseboy.

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 18:54
Not a bad job once you get past the taste!

VVV Tried to study for Med School exams by watching re-runs of "Scrubs".

Only got to Intermediate EMT on that curriculum. Hoping to get to RN on my new House MD regimen.

VVV Tried to get a Veterinary licence at PetSmart.

Angry Fist
07-16-2012, 19:00
< Got approved by the manager, ^.

V Is ugly, and dresses his mother funny.

tsmo1066
07-16-2012, 19:17
<<< Is not ugly. Makes Brad Pitt jealous!
http://dybiz.com/sites_randomblog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/fat-and-ugly-man.jpg

VVV Wishes he (or she) could date <<<

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 20:03
<<<< Has done worse when I was wasted. Also not a PetSmart manager anymore.

VVV Attends toddlers and tiaras pageants.

stolenphot0
07-16-2012, 20:15
picking up the crazy, single hot moms

VVV ED stole his thunder, and I'm not talking about any dysfunction

NeverMore1701
07-16-2012, 20:23
<< Doesn't do Thai trannies, so ED's conquests are safe.

VVV Does do Thai trannies.

SC Tiger
07-17-2012, 06:29
<< Doesn't do Thai trannies, so ED's conquests are safe.

VVV Does do Thai trannies.

Only manual trannies. Can't figure out Thai automatic trannies (wierd torque converters).

VVV is an expert with Thai automatic trannies.

^^^ thinks he killed the thread.

Peace Warrior
07-17-2012, 13:13
<< Can really make 'em work when they are going down hill.

VVV Was arrested after his cat, which he named Sex, got lost and he went outside shouting, "sex, come here!"

Angry Fist
07-17-2012, 14:05
V V Was the cop who let me go.

stolenphot0
07-17-2012, 14:24
offered me skittles and tea

VVV cried out for justice

Peace Warrior
07-17-2012, 14:28
"It's for the chickens!"


VVV Thinks GTDS is a psychiatric/mental disorder.

whoflungdo
07-17-2012, 14:45
VVVV Has the best looking avatar ever....

NeverMore1701
07-17-2012, 14:53
Damn right.

VVV Got left at the mall as a child. On purpose.

Angry Fist
07-17-2012, 16:11
V Offered ice cream and a ride in the van.

Magnus2131
07-17-2012, 16:17
vvvvv likes clowns and balloons, right?

robua373
07-17-2012, 16:39
Voted for Obama

concretefuzzynuts
07-17-2012, 16:46
that is quite a first post

vvv thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows

John Galt
07-17-2012, 19:18
vvv Thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository. vvv

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 04:03
Well, you know how those Europeans are. :whistling:


<<< Tried to sell compromising photos, on Craig's list, of TSMO1066, Lone Wolfe, and Nevermore1701 in or around the Boca area.


VVV Bought all the aforementioned photos and negatives for a fair price.

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 09:44
V V Will likely get busted or shot breaking into my compound to get them.

whoflungdo
07-18-2012, 09:54
<<< has bullet resistant vests.. VVVV does not

concretefuzzynuts
07-18-2012, 09:59
<<< has bullet resistant vests.. VVVV does not

Bullet resistant, is that like a water resistant watch? Repels bullets for a micro-second.

vvvv has a water resistant watch

stolenphot0
07-18-2012, 10:01
to 33 feet with original Quartz movement

VVV stole my watch

whoflungdo
07-18-2012, 10:02
Bullet resistant, is that like a water resistant watch? Repels bullets for a micro-second.

vvvv has a water resistant watch


<<< doesn't know and really doesn't wanna find out...but was schooled not to call them bullet proof.....

VVVV is very confused about this current topic.

stolenphot0
07-18-2012, 10:15
^^^stole my watch :tongueout:

vvv went to dogpile.com for all the wrong reasons.

RustyShackelford
07-18-2012, 10:19
↓↓ Has a very high opinion of the posts by RustyShackelford ↓↓

SC Tiger
07-18-2012, 10:30
VVV is upset his giant barrels of Mountain Dew got punctured and spilled all over the basement.

NeverMore1701
07-18-2012, 10:36
Wasn't Mountain Dew :crying:

VVV Eats warm mayonnaise out the jar.

SC Tiger
07-18-2012, 10:39
Wasn't Mountain Dew :crying:

VVV Eats warm mayonnaise out the jar.

Don't want to know what it was, but VVV does.

stolenphot0
07-18-2012, 10:41
It was the old school Mountain Dew my grandpa used to make

VVV had to google mountain dew

concretefuzzynuts
07-18-2012, 10:49
vvv is drunk from last night

whoflungdo
07-18-2012, 11:03
VVV Could of ended the last post with is drunk...

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 11:12
Fidna be.

VVV Picks his nose with loose .357 rounds.

stolenphot0
07-18-2012, 11:15
its builds character.

vvv spits .50BMG

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 11:25
Chuck Norris taught me how to do it.

VVV Refers to his 1/50th membership in a timeshare as, "His little place in Tahoe." :whistling:

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 11:34
6 days a year, not too bad.

VVV Agreed to help me prep the basement.

concretefuzzynuts
07-18-2012, 11:43
Is this a normal prep or the extra clean like last time.

vvv has sand in his/her drawers

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 11:45
And I always go commando too.


VVV Thinks a prophylactic is a certain, organic type of diet pill.

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 11:49
Stick 3 quarters together and hit the men's room.

VVV Relieved to find there were instructions on the heel of that boot. Now has a mess to clean up.

Peace Warrior
07-18-2012, 11:57
"Boot heel instructions," not something one sees everyday. Where did I put those paper towels?


VVV Drives a convertible Volkswagen. But only when miles away from home.

stolenphot0
07-18-2012, 11:59
it gets good mileage

VV has restrained himself enough to not get this thread closed down in 8 pages

concretefuzzynuts
07-18-2012, 12:34
they don't call me the closer for nothing

vvv is now reading all 8 pages

Angry Fist
07-18-2012, 12:52
Only has 5 pages showing.

VV Likes to flip pages every 25 posts.

tsmo1066
07-18-2012, 21:42
<<< Lives to flip pages, when not visiting Boca!

VVV Has a pet Chihuahua named 'Bruiser'. Dresses it up in lingerie.

Peace Warrior
07-19-2012, 02:46
Bruiser was born that way. ^^^ Best Chihuahua lingerie designer.

VVV Makes girlfriend do the grocery shopping because he can never find the toast aisle.

NeverMore1701
07-19-2012, 13:41
It's a woman's work anyway, and my wife won't do it.

VVV Doesn't accelerate to freeway speed until a mile after getting on.

concretefuzzynuts
07-19-2012, 13:50
Can't speed up. I drive a Smart Car! :animlol:

vvvv has Flintstone feet

NeverMore1701
07-19-2012, 13:58
No, that's just my wife's hybrid (which is actually not a bad little car).

VVV Rides a tricycle to work.

tsmo1066
07-19-2012, 14:09
<<< Would rather ride a tricycle than push a Big Wheel!

VVV Read "Men are From Mars and Women are From Venus", but hails from Neptune.

stolenphot0
07-19-2012, 14:28
I knew there was a reason I liked water

VVV Has squirrels in his pants

Peace Warrior
07-19-2012, 15:26
hey, dont knock it till you try it. :whistling:

VVV Spent $5,000 for a boat, but always cast towards the bank and anchors to fish at bridges.

Angry Fist
07-19-2012, 16:28
I reel in ther big'uns that way.

VVV Would rather have a frontal labotomy, than a bottle in front of thee.

Rick C
07-19-2012, 17:24
←←Do both, youíll thank me later.


↓↓↓ Was let go for cross-dressing on casual Friday.

NeverMore1701
07-19-2012, 17:33
VVV Was let go for not dressing on casual Friday.

Rick C
07-19-2012, 17:42
Redefined casual.

↓↓Canít bait his own hook.

concretefuzzynuts
07-19-2012, 21:31
vvv can't hook his own bait

Angry Fist
07-20-2012, 18:25
VVV Hooks up with jailbait.

whoflungdo
07-20-2012, 18:28
VVVV charter member of NAMBLA..

concretefuzzynuts
07-20-2012, 19:30
vvvv has a different idea of what "member " means

Tim151515
07-20-2012, 20:24
VVVV hides his collection of the whole series to date of Jersey Shore dvds from his friends.

Angry Fist
07-20-2012, 20:27
They'll steal them!

VVV Was an extra on JS... once.

NeverMore1701
07-20-2012, 21:01
They needed someone qualified to support that one chick's big fakies.


VVV Was not qualified.

Rick C
07-21-2012, 14:57
<Wasnít certified for FJT (fake jersey titties), but did the best I could in support.
↓↓↓ Thinks Cheetos is a major food group.

concretefuzzynuts
07-21-2012, 15:20
vvv thinks Cheetos can run over 70 mph

Peace Warrior
07-23-2012, 01:20
< Knows they slow down when cornering.

VV Refers to mozzarella cheese as 'pizza glue.'

stolenphot0
07-27-2012, 12:26
VVVV Forgot all about this thread VVVV

Angry Fist
07-27-2012, 12:27
So did VV

Rick C
07-27-2012, 13:12
↓↓↓ Just woke up.

tsmo1066
07-27-2012, 13:15
VVV Still asleep.

concretefuzzynuts
07-27-2012, 13:24
vvvv still drunk from last night

stolenphot0
07-27-2012, 13:27
<<and has to drive home from work

VVV drank the tequila

tsmo1066
07-27-2012, 13:32
<<< Amf nosht drrnk frm tkillya. jes tispy.

VVV Once made independent adult films under the screen name of "Princess Pimpalicious".

concretefuzzynuts
07-27-2012, 14:21
I'm trying to move past that.

vvv can't fugue out what smells so bad

Rick C
07-27-2012, 14:50
←← Fugue U State.
↓↓ Waist size exceeds Length.

Angry Fist
07-27-2012, 15:13
I'm luggin' it.

VV Stole my gut wheelbarrow.

MasterShake
07-29-2012, 18:32
I used to for my last beer run.

VV Misses the old thread.

concretefuzzynuts
07-29-2012, 18:34
< was wondering when you'd get in here
vvv used to be an interpreter for a nonexistent country that has no language

Angry Fist
07-29-2012, 18:37
Flippin' the bird all the time paid off.

VV Met his wife by way of Rick Rolling her.

MasterShake
07-29-2012, 18:39
< was wondering when you'd get in here
vvv used to be an interpreter for a nonexistent country that has no language


Nothing new in the country of Kaseekistan, meanwhile, in neighboring Kandoozie...

VV Justin Beiber's biggest fan

concretefuzzynuts
07-29-2012, 18:41
Only in North America. Someone in Uganda has me beat.

vvv is from Uganda

MasterShake
07-29-2012, 18:44
I barely know that country exists.

VV works at a headshop.

Angry Fist
07-29-2012, 18:46
Well, we sell a lot of that around here.

VVV Wants a bath salt discount.

Rick C
07-29-2012, 18:47
←← The King of Scotland
↓↓ Has never been called for Jury Duty

MasterShake
07-29-2012, 18:48
You're just jealous.

VV smokes catnip.

concretefuzzynuts
07-29-2012, 18:49
vvv wants a bubble bath discount :aodnsb:

Angry Fist
07-29-2012, 18:50
With a teddy bear.



VVVV Falls asleep listening to Barry Manilow.

< Fail

concretefuzzynuts
07-29-2012, 18:52
vvv closes the door, doesn't shut it

MasterShake
07-29-2012, 18:53
Sound like my mother.

VV banned from Chuck-E-Cheese

tsmo1066
07-29-2012, 21:27
<<< Kicked the snot out of the mechanical rat. $10,000 fine was worth every penny!

VVV Goes to BINGO night at the local VFW to speed date.

MasterShake
07-29-2012, 22:32
Too young.

VV Scokes around the ICU looking for dates.

Angry Fist
07-30-2012, 00:23
That's how I met your mom, son.

VVV Will write the story behind that....

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 06:03
I shr weel whrat storee, as suun as I lernt how tu speel.

VVV Has worked on chartered fishing boats his whole life. Has finally been promoted to position of master baiter, 1st class.

stolenphot0
07-30-2012, 07:33
sure beats swapping the poop deck

VVV used the poop deck in the incorrect manner

Diesel McBadass
07-30-2012, 08:27
Wants say something about person above you back

MasterShake
07-30-2012, 09:47
You're damn right!

VV believes Meth is cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

concretefuzzynuts
07-30-2012, 10:04
V snorts Goldbond Medicated Powder

Angry Fist
07-30-2012, 10:48
Uncut too, suckas!

VVV Nickname in HS was Greasytaint.

tsmo1066
07-30-2012, 12:18
<<< That's MR. Greasytaint!

VVV Once recreationally rolled and smoked a Toy Poodle

MasterShake
07-30-2012, 12:34
< Found out it was made in the 60's and for some reason had a lot of asbestos in it, awating test results.

VV Huffs Elmer's Glue.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 14:44
<<< Knows only the best will do. It's how I got this mad street cred fool.


VVV Thinks the plural of fool is feel.

MasterShake
07-30-2012, 15:04
Who are you to tell me it isn't?! :dunno:

VV Scored with Whoopi Goldberg once. :ack:

concretefuzzynuts
07-30-2012, 15:27
<< and Ted at the same time

vvv is counting pennies for beer

tsmo1066
07-30-2012, 15:33
<<< Only needs 173 more for an ice cold '40'!!!

VVV Likes to sneak around schoolyards wearing ninja gear

stolenphot0
07-30-2012, 16:05
<<< looking for minions

VVV scared them all wearing a ninja clown suit

concretefuzzynuts
07-30-2012, 16:10
<< call me Magnus

vvv can't understand simple instructions

MasterShake
07-30-2012, 16:19
My mom says I'm special!!

VV calls the fire department just for some company.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 19:07
It's the big red trucks and sirens. What's not to love?

VVV Uses mayonnaise for sun screen.

MasterShake
07-30-2012, 19:10
It's delicious and works.

VV tried to smoke mushrooms once but couldn't keep the pizza lit.

Angry Fist
07-30-2012, 19:18
It was the 80's.

VV Thinks a Bloody Wanker is a drink from Europe.

tsmo1066
07-30-2012, 19:25
<<< It's not? Then what did that guy give me in a cocktail glass in Boca? :dunno:

VVV Collects worn out gym shoes, allegedly for investment purposes.

concretefuzzynuts
07-30-2012, 19:27
They'll eventually sell

vvv keeps burping up lime flavored gin. Oh wait, that's me. Still burping something up, I'm sure.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 19:34
<< Almost choked on egg sandwich just now. Burping hot sauce. (for real)

VVV Had to dial 411 to get number for 911.

tsmo1066
07-30-2012, 19:39
It was an emergency <<< lost the remote and needed a tracking dog ASAP!

VVV Earns extra cash running an escort service for wealthy gerbils.

MasterShake
07-30-2012, 19:45
Have fun with your car payments. Stacks on stacks on stacks kid!

VV wears a cape where ever he goes.

Peace Warrior
07-30-2012, 19:46
<<< John's tell me, while i wearing my best pimp cape, "Once they go gerbil, all others are wind chill"


VV Thinks gerbils should be outlawed