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youngdocglock
08-09-2012, 12:41
So i've noticed something that i find quite odd.

Vice presidents

Reagan had Bush Sr.
Bush Sr had Dan Quayle
Clinton had Al Gore
W. Bush had Dick Cheney


Obama has Joe Biden.


However the first 4 mentioned presidents. Usually had their Vice president by their side most of the time, during speeches, Meetings, Briefings, Flights of AF1, Foreign Countries.

You also saw our VP's doing lots of work, Al gore fought for the environment tirelessly, Cheney shot people in the face........


However........correct me if im wrong, But in the past 4 years i have only seen or heard of Joe Biden a few select times.

Usually when Clinton or bush got on AF1. you could clearly see the VP trailing right behind them, waving at america......and doing their job!.

However...Obama is not followed by Biden, he is followed by Michelle or his daughter. I see Biden NOWHERE.

So my question is........as the 47th Vice President of the United States, with 46 preceding Presidents faithfully following the President Everywhere as their right-hand-man....


WHERE IS JOE BIDEN!?

Angry Fist
08-09-2012, 12:43
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alphacat
08-09-2012, 12:46
Part of that hope and change?:dunno:
Hiding out for fear he will screw it up for both of them?:dunno:
Off in fairy land enjoying the last of his 15 mins of fame?:dunno:

Out looking for his Gerbil???????

Angry Fist
08-09-2012, 12:48
Gerbil!

youngdocglock
08-09-2012, 12:49
I just find it strikingly odd. We all remember seeing our Countries VP's working......Usually within close proximity to the President...........however Joe Biden seems like the bastard hunch backed cousin that Obama keeps locked in the attic.

Goaltender66
08-09-2012, 12:53
Found him:

http://drewmusings.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/joebaryhills.jpg


:shocked:

youngdocglock
08-09-2012, 12:55
Found him:

http://drewmusings.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/joebaryhills.jpg


:shocked:

AHHHHH......leaving when the cameras arrive. Just as i suspected!

snerd
08-09-2012, 12:57
http://oklahoma-online.com/biden-retard.jpg

Goaltender66
08-09-2012, 13:06
AHHHHH......leaving when the cameras arrive. Just as i suspected!

Looks like he's trying to get Barry to go with him or something.

Ew.

countrygun
08-09-2012, 13:07
http://oklahoma-online.com/biden-retard.jpg



"I'm just a heartbeat away from being President"


(countrygun shudders)

mj9mm
08-09-2012, 13:08
I suspect Joe would like to know where he is also:whistling:

countrygun
08-09-2012, 13:10
I suspect Joe would like to know where he is also:whistling:



:rofl:

cowboy1964
08-09-2012, 13:31
Well for one thing, due to terrorism they keep more distance between the Pres and Vice-Pres these days.

Anyway, I don't recall previous administrations being so joined at the hip as you describe.

series1811
08-09-2012, 13:33
He's been frozen until after the election. :supergrin:

countrygun
08-09-2012, 13:35
Well for one thing, due to terrorism they keep more distance between the Pres and Vice-Pres these days.

Anyway, I don't recall previous administrations being so joined at the hip as you describe.


Joe is an insurance policy for Obama.

seanmac45
08-09-2012, 14:00
Do you remembers"The Silence of the Lambs"?

The deep dark pit where the villain held his female captives?

Barry leased that site until after the election just for Joe.

jakebrake
08-09-2012, 14:23
he's trying to learn how to count to 4.

countrygun
08-09-2012, 14:53
Do you remembers"The Silence of the Lambs"?

The deep derk pit where the villain held his female captives?

Barry leased that site until after the election just for Joe.


Yup

"it rubs the lotion on it's skin"

seanmac45
08-09-2012, 14:58
"or it gets the hose"


Exactly.

lawandorder
08-09-2012, 15:15
Who cares?

Toyman
08-09-2012, 15:20
He's been busy on tour:

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=226980&stc=1&d=1344547190

Vic777
08-09-2012, 15:27
Biden is off in the Drunk Tank somewhere. The main problem is how are they going to stop him from speaking at the convention?

jakebrake
08-09-2012, 15:28
Biden is off in the Drunk Tank somewhere. The main problem is how are they going to stop him from speaking at the convention?

predator drone?

jph02
08-09-2012, 17:38
"Where is Joe Biden?"
That's a rock that's best left unturned...

Well for one thing, due to terrorism they keep more distance between the Pres and Vice-Pres these days.

Anyway, I don't recall previous administrations being so joined at the hip as you describe.
Agreed. I don't think you ever saw Cheney and W together. Of course, I always thought that was because W didn't want to get shot in the face...

PettyOfficer
08-09-2012, 18:27
Anyway, I don't recall previous administrations being so joined at the hip as you describe.

Agreed:

Bush Sr had Quayle... Who did nothing.

Bush Jr did nothing while Cheney ran the country like a puppeteer with his hand up Jr's backside... Or like the Wizard in Oz: Ignore the man behind the curtain...

Roosevelt wanted nothing todo with Truman.

Eisenhower didn't really like Nixon.

Nixon kept Ford only for political reasons, and kept Ford at a distance.

countrygun
08-09-2012, 18:53
Agreed:

Bush Sr had Quayle... Who did nothing.

Bush Jr did nothing while Cheney ran the country like a puppeteer with his hand up Jr's backside... Or like the Wizard in Oz: Ignore the man behind the curtain...

Roosevelt wanted nothing todo with Truman.

Eisenhower didn't really like Nixon.

Nixon kept Ford only for political reasons, and kept Ford at a distance.


Funny you missed Kennedy/ Johnson in that.

mj9mm
08-09-2012, 19:52
me thinks he's a republican plant...


...:whistling: poison ivy:cool:

PettyOfficer
08-09-2012, 19:55
Funny you missed Kennedy/ Johnson in that.

Memory isn't perfect... I recently read The Presidents Club (which started with FDR and Truman)..

ChuteTheMall
08-09-2012, 20:37
Usually when Clinton or bush got on AF1. you could clearly see the VP trailing right behind them, waving at america......and doing their job!.



I doubt that we've ever seen any Vice President joining any President for a ride on Air Force One.

I'm sure the Secret Service would object.:upeyes:

GLOCK17DB9
08-09-2012, 20:39
Does it really matter?:whistling:

DOC44
08-09-2012, 21:13
Looks like obama locked old crazy uncle Joe in the closet.

Doc44

countrygun
08-10-2012, 11:45
What do you think the Mars, "Curiosity" landing was all about?

They'll bring him back after the election one way or the other.

robertoh
08-11-2012, 07:03
With Romney picking Paul Ryan for the VP spot,I can see Obama dumping Biden either before or at the DNC Convention. This could happen.Can you imagine Biden trying to debate Ryan.

Guss
08-11-2012, 08:24
With Romney picking Paul Ryan for the VP spot,I can see Obama dumping Biden either before or at the DNC Convention. This could happen.Can you imagine Biden trying to debate Ryan.
Biden is a more subdued person, but still waters run deep. He is a senior statesman with vastly more experience and education than Ryan.

jakebrake
08-11-2012, 08:57
Biden is a more subdued person, but still waters run deep. He is a senior statesman with vastly more experience and education than Ryan.

guss, biden is going to bring to bring a spitball to a gunfight debating ryan

snerd
08-14-2012, 10:42
Biden Doesn't Know What State He Is In

"...... During a campaign stop in Danville, Virginia, Vice President Joe Biden appeared to be confused about where he was. “With you, we can win North Carolina again!” Biden told the Virginia crowd....."

http://dailycaller.com/2012/08/14/speaking-to-virginia-crowd-biden-confuses-virginia-with-north-carolina-video/

Oh! There he is!

Flying-Dutchman
08-14-2012, 14:28
Today Joe is making fake sign language gestures to a sign language woman during a speech telling her she will get tendonitis.
Biden Imitates Sign Language Lady - YouTube

countrygun
08-14-2012, 14:36
^^^^^^^^^^^ 'whatta marooon, what an ultra-marooon"

jakebrake
08-14-2012, 15:00
i think they've found biden....

he's trying to crow bar his foot out of his mouth, yet again.

series1811
08-14-2012, 15:39
Biden is a more subdued person, but still waters run deep. He is a senior statesman with vastly more experience and education than Ryan.

Bwahahahahaha! :rofl:

9jeeps
08-14-2012, 15:39
OK, Biden was to assure that Obama would get some of the White stupid Vote.