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stevelyn
08-19-2012, 20:09
I've taken the liberty of posting the tentative schedule of events for the Democrap National Convention for those of you privledged to attend. Wouldn't want to see any of you falling behind.


2012 Democrat National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte , N.C.



4:00 PM – Opening Flag Burning Ceremony – sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM – Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM – Pledge of Allegiance to Obama

4:15 PM – Ceremonial 'I Hate America' led by Michelle Obama, reading her doctoral thesis condemning whites, which has been "sealed" from public view
4:30 PM – Tips on “How to Keep Your Man Trustworthy & True to You While You Travel the World” – Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM – Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to Have a Successful Career Without Having a Job or a Church.”

5:00 PM – “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travelogue” - Michelle Obama
5:30 PM – Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite from a whore house.
5:45 PM – Tribute to All 57 States – Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM – Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy.

8:30 PM – Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM – “Bias in Media – How We Can Make It Work for You” Tutorial – sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times

9:15 PM – Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO – Michael Moore
9:45 PM – Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM – Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers

10:30 PM – Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ & Afghanistan
11:00 PM – Obama Energy Plan Symposium / “Tire Gauge Demonstration” / “You Too Can Get Rich With Green Investment Bankruptcies”
11:15 PM – Free Gov. Blagoyovich rally

11:30 PM – Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM – Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish – Obama Presiding
12:00 AM – Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a thrill up my leg” Matthews

12:01 AM – Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM – Celestial Choirs Sing
3:00 AM – Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech