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frizz
08-23-2012, 13:01
Just unbelievable.

I was not feeling well, so I was napping in the back bedroom. I was awakened by my dogs barking, and they mere making that deeeeep barking like they do when they are wary of something.

I got up to look out the window, and I saw a suspicious looking car that was partially blocked by shrubbery. It was one of those "classic" cars that had been "pimped out" with spinner rims, jacked-up suspension, and a Skittles paintjob.

Just then, the doors opened and out flew several men, but I could not tell anything about their appearance. They moved to the front of the house, and I could hear them saying something like "we gonna get him good... make the m.f. pay for Treyvon... they shootin' us like dogs in the street..." All of this was said with a "hood" accent.

I was going to grab a firearm, but I realized that all of the pistols and all of the rifles were in the shop waiting in line for the 'smith to fix them. But I remembered that I did have a nice sword - a katana - as well as a real shillelagh from Ireland, and some weighted throwing knives.

I just knew that they would have guns, but this was better than nothing. I didn't think until then to call 911, and that was bad. Just as I picked up the phone, it was dead. They had cut the line!

Not wanting to be cornered in that part of the house, I slowly went into the hall. I could hear them prying the window open and then they climbed in and scattered throughout the house. I counted seven of them. Three went to the den, and the other four came back to to the section where all of the bedrooms are. I was cornered.

I accidentally bumped a table over, and they all freaked out. "SOMEBODY HOME! SOMEBODY HOME! GET HIM!" The first thug entered the other end of the hall and pointed a Springfield Armory 1911 Mil-Spec at my head. I froze. Just as I heard his metacarpal bones click, I jumped to the side and the bullet just missed me.

He was so surprised that he didn't notice me reaching for one of the throwing knives. I tagged him right in the adam's apple. I knew his homie would be right behind him, so I moved closer while pulling another knife. When his homie turned the corner, he was surprised to see his thug-buddy writhing in agony on the floor. He looked up just in time to see my next blade fly into his belly.

I backtracked to the 2nd bedroom because it had a door into the den. As I went to the den door, I was surprised when two of the gangbangers charged through. Luckily, I had my sword ready, and pushed it through them both! It was like thug-kabob! Luckily, the leader's Glock 23 Talo with Ameriglow sights hit the floor and landed right at my feet!

I surprised the remaining thugs in the den. The closest one fired at me with a S&W 629, but unfortunately for him, he missed. I didn't miss, so I popped his grape with a headshot. But the brass from my G23 popped me in the forehead, and I dropped the Glock.

The next closest thug jumped for the pistol, but I was expecting that move. I swung down on him with full force and bashed his hard head with the shillelagh handle. It was nighty-night for him. I grabbed the 23 and fired at the last homeboy, but it went KA-BOOM! The mag blew out the bottom, but it didn't injure my hand.

Even still, that was enough for him because he threw his hands in the air yelling "don't hurt me man! I didn't mean nothin'! Please!" Not seeing the need for further lethal force, I placed him under citizen's arrest, and made him call the police on HIS cell phone. Then I marched him into the front yard at shillelagh-point.

When the police arrived, I dropped the shillelagh, put my hands in the air, and I yelled, "He broke into my house! I'm unarmed!" They made us get face-down, then they handcuffed me, and threw me in the back of a squad car.

After what seemed to be hours, but was only 30 minutes, the lead detective questioned me. That took another 30 minutes. When we were finished, he said that I was lucky because this gang had already invaded 5 homes in the area, and had killed 3 people. He also told me what a good job I had done and that I handled myself well. Then he really floored me when he said, "We could use people like you on the force. Why don't you go to the station sometime and put in an application. Write on the top that I referred you. I'm Detective DeFry"

Wow! I'm glad that's over. I never want to go through that again.


Whew. Just unbelievable.

simotek
08-23-2012, 13:04
I love you so much right now. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

JuneyBooney
08-23-2012, 13:08
:rofl:Great tale.

tsmo1066
08-23-2012, 13:13
:rofl::rofl:

With a day like that, I'd say you've earned a trip to WalMart!

:wavey:

willie_pete
08-23-2012, 13:18
What are the odds; two home invasions in one day. Unbelievable. Glad it worked out well for you.

WP

youngdocglock
08-23-2012, 13:23
That is quite remarkable did they all have dragon tattoo's the ones who raided my high end assault rifle plant and inpregnated my male roomate had dragon tattoo's........

I have made this post on my phone. If I spell like a two year old. Blame Android. Not me :)

Bruce M
08-23-2012, 13:29
:rofl::rofl:

Al Czervik
08-23-2012, 13:34
How could you see them out that bathroom window?

I would've gone all Burn Notice on them and made a Bravia neutrino bomb.

wjv
08-23-2012, 13:38
but I realized that all of the pistols and all of the rifles were in the shop waiting in line for the 'smith to fix them

Dump those Jennings and Brycos and get yourself a quality Taurus pistol!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Bensmiata
08-23-2012, 13:41
Gotta protect your Bravia at all costs

PettyOfficer
08-23-2012, 13:42
Damn, I guess my story of road raging high speed chase with some cagers after a ill-advised merge while firing through 3 hi-cap magazines loaded with Winchester Ranger Bonded .45 (RA45B) while riding my Hyabusa down the highway and to my house that ended up with the 3 BGs following me and invading my home just as my girlfriend is performing a certain preferred oral operation while I used my Keltec 14+1 KSG shotgun loaded with hunting slugs to take out every single BG coming in from every entrance will just have to wait...

automatic slim
08-23-2012, 13:46
Wow! Glad everything worked out, and that you're ok!

:shocked:

Gallium
08-23-2012, 13:48
I see you've recovered nicely from the previous home invasion you had two years ago.


http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1109466

Soooo I haven't been on GlockTalk in a while. A lot has happened since, and now it's time to share.


It's Saturday Morning 2:58am...

I'm in the shower, relaxing and going through my routines. I was tired and had a long day working. I work from home and have too much audio equipment, Electronics, and 24 inch computer monitors to count. I noticed while I was shampooing, headlights of a car that just pulled up in front of my house. I can tell it was an older model car. A hooptie. the lights were dim and yellowish. I wasn't able to identify what kind of car it was at the time due to the shampoo and blurred out window. I can tell though that this car was not parked on my driveway but just on the street off to the side. another car pulls up but this time a little further down the street more in front of my house on the street and parked to the side.

I didn't think much of it. neighbor across the street is young and always has people hanging out at this hour.

I just finished rinsing The shampoo out of my hair and I begin shutting the running water. As stand there naked and just letting the water run off my body, I hear a slam from the front of my house and scuffles. My security alarm is going off but just the low volume high pitch squeal that goes off for 30 secs to give you enough time to disarm the alarm.

My muscles tighten. I quickly hop out the shower and grab my mini mac 11 that is under my bathroom sink mounted with two magnetic holsters.
I remove it off safety and crack the door open and shut the light off.

At this point I hear muffled voices and grunting. Bodies moving in my home with jackets and heavy footwear squeaking on tile. Sounded like 3 of them but I had no head count.

"Get to the back see what's here"
"tay is ready.. f^&k it"
"we got to comp quick, ***** is making noises"

All said in a ghetto accent.

I'm naked standing with a slight crouch around the wall.
Just then i hear

"let Tay in the back. check the back"

Cha Chickk..
I hear a shotgun cock...

"**** ya know what ya doin?"
"yuh"

Chills ran through my back thinking about what that shotgun can do to my naked body. Adrenaline is pumping through my veins at this point. I have 5 Firearms hidden throughout my house.

Mini Mac 11 w/32 rnds - under my bathroom sink
Taurus pt92 w 17 rnds - At bed side
Springfield XD w 16 rnds - in kitchen behind peanut butter.
Glock 19 w 15 rnds - Under Office Desk
Sks w 30 rnds - Spare Bedroom

The nearest phone to me is on my desk down the hall and out in the open area where these bodies are.
No time to call the police anyways, but I'm sure my neighbors are in the process.

I can tell my front door is open, I hear the back door open and more scuffles, shoe squeaks, and low talking. I hear the rain outside pouring.

This is all happening within seconds...

I peep around the corner and they are out of view.. I quickly and quietly slide across the hall to my room and crouch down with the my blacked out extended mac barrel lunging outside the doorway. Using the wall to hide my body.

Just then a body starts light jogging down the path way to straight to my room and bathroom area. It's the man with the shotgun, I see the light from the office area shine onto the barrel of it. He has it pointed up. Stupid move.

He's about 20 ft away walking heavily towards my way. I know he can't see me. Too dark and I'm too low to notice.

bang bang bang,

I let out three shots to the mans chest and neck area. He falls back and grabs his neck and drops the shotgun. My ears are ringing. I hear screams and shots ring out my way. I see another body creep out onto the pass way while he shoots at my bathroom.

House alarm starts going off.

Bang Bang.. two shots brings him down. chest and shoulder hit.
I hear the return bullets tearing through the wood of my door swinging it open and bullets hitting the back end of the room as we exchange shots
Thank god i was low. Nothing close to me but wood chips that are floating down on me at this point

Bang Bang Bang Bang as i see another body licking shots my way with no clue as to what he was hitting. None of my shots made contact on him, He was well aware as to the general directions of the shots are coming from and is taking cover in my kitchen.
I hear the man with the shotty in front of me stir up a little bit and groan.

"Tay shot! tay shot! Get that fire cuz!!"

I ring out more shots towards the kitchen area to get him to make a move.

silence..
No shots are being fired.

Just then the a body runs out pass the office into the kitchen and i hear
cursing and screaming.
They pull the second body i shot from his legs into the kitchen and I then noticed the guy with the shotgun getting pulled from the passway to the kitchen by his arm. Shotgun left behind.

I get on the phone and call 911.
Whispering and not paying attention as to what im saying..just kind of leaving the phone on the hook..
I say "shots fired and gave the operator my address" and left the phone on the floor.
I hear more wet sneakers and boots on the kitchen and out the door.
I hear crying, yelling and heavy breathing. I see a dark stain on my carpet passway from the man with the shotgun
I hear from outside tires and gravel drive off.

I stay in position for what felt a lifetime...
I hear
"Police.. Police!"
and a loud scuffle and take down.. bodys hitting the floor and weapons being drawn. Officers searching the house.

I yell out

"Police.. I'm owner of house.. Help"
Police come my way slowly, guns drawn. Bright lights shine the office area. and back end of house.I turn on my room light and feel a sense of security to be able to put my hands up. I inspect my body for damages. They take me down and kick my mac aside.

I'm the one who called 911. I was being shot at!"
officer responds
"We're getting you out of here for now."

I get escorted and we jog to the outside. A blanket gets thrown around my naked, wet, and cold body. there must of been 15 squad cars outside..

I'm shaking from all the adrenaline, As I'm seated in the back of the cop car. I think...
Holy ****... WTF just happened and Why? Who were those guys..

I see my neighbors in the distance..I feel like I'm the bad guy..I see my neighbors looking my way...I'm wet still..Cold..and it's feel good outside..warm after rain humidity..

After what felt like like an hours. sunlight was coming up.. The officers started dispersing..
They caught the 4 men at the hospital with different clothes on. One died. One seriously wounded.. They were drug dealers who raided my house because they thought it was a drug house or that someone lived in it before me that was heavy in drug business. I have my windows boarded up for hurricane season. I'm sure that didn't help deter them. The word "Fire" that one of the gunmen yelled out is slang for AK47. that would of been interesting. They left it in my office.

When i get let out the cop car. My neighbor gave the officer clothes for me to put on..some cargo shorts..they were tight.. I was relieved.
As i stand up for the first time in a long time..my heart pumps fast,
just as the medic starts walking my way..I black out..

I wake up in the back of an parked ambulance, family surrounded me..I felt relieved..

I've moved out of that house since then..safer place..
Lots of damage was done to my old house, My car somehow had a huge scratch on it..prob from one of the gunmen or officers..I put holes in my fridge when i was trying to get the gunmen to make a move. 52 inch TV was shot, multiple computer monitors. walls with holes.
doors with holes.....my dresser..
but at least no holes in me.


What a day....

-Tic Tock The Glock

NMG26
08-23-2012, 13:50
:cool:

Nice!




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mhambi
08-23-2012, 13:57
You didn't 'blade' nearly enough... superfluity of blades notwithstanding.

nikerret
08-23-2012, 13:57
Apparently, GT needs a "So, you've been home invaded, today; pray tell." sub-forum. If more people would kill the bad guys, we could put it under "Servng America".

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:04
Apparently, GT needs a "So, you've been home invaded, today; pray tell." sub-forum. If more people would kill the bad guys, we could put it under "Servng America".

Gags/Spoofs wouldn't be very funny there.

Bren
08-23-2012, 14:07
Dump those Jennings and Brycos and get yourself a quality Taurus pistol!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Even a nickel plated sissy pistol would be a step up.

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:07
Gotta protect your Bravia at all costs

HEY! You keep your filthy stankin' hands off the Bravias! Don't make nunchuck you! (Just as soon as they are back from the shop.)

stolenphot0
08-23-2012, 14:10
I almost believed you, but then you said the Glock 23 hit you with brass, and I knew that was a lie. We all know its the 19s that hit you in the face.

BAILIFF
08-23-2012, 14:17
At some point, an amberlamps was called, due to excessive leakin'.

Lone_Wolfe
08-23-2012, 14:18
2BB is back. :rofl:

stolenphot0
08-23-2012, 14:19
At some point, an amberlamps was called, due to excessive leakin'.

Ain't nobody got time for that. After he got himself a grape pop he carried the bad guys to the hospital, it was faster ya know.

He gets his key to the city next week and is running for mayor next election I bet.

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:19
I almost believed you, but then you said the Glock 23 hit you with brass, and I knew that was a lie. We all know its the 19s that hit you in the face.

But but but . . . it went KA-BOOM!

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:21
Even a nickel plated sissy pistol would be a step up.
All of those were in the shop too.

:supergrin:

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:23
:rofl:Great tale.
There needs to be one of those take-a-bow smileys.

Glad you enjoyed it.

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:25
How could you see them out that bathroom window?

I would've gone all Burn Notice on them and made a Bravia neutrino bomb.
The Bravia is in the shop. And the neutron-bomb aftermarket kit is on back-order.

frizz
08-23-2012, 14:26
What are the odds; two home invasions in one day. Unbelievable. Glad it worked out well for you.

WP
I know what you mean. I mean, my story alone... Just unbelievable.

BuzznRose
08-23-2012, 14:30
Sounds like you should expect a call from Sly for a part in Expendables 3!


"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway."
-- John Wayne

Huaco Kid
08-23-2012, 15:10
During the last home invasion I had, the guys instantly saw that I was surfing Glock Talk and they ran out the door screaming.

dherloc
08-23-2012, 15:38
It was totally believable until you said all your guns were in the shop. No GTer would ever do that.

Big Bird
08-23-2012, 16:50
It was totally believable until you said all your guns were in the shop. No GTer would ever do that.

Because Glocks NEVER break....:supergrin:

frizz
08-23-2012, 16:57
It was totally believable until you said all your guns were in the shop. No GTer would ever do that.
What about the line, "I marched him into the front yard at shillelagh-point."

Haldor
08-23-2012, 19:10
I am so glad you posted this. I was thinking about posting the story of my home invasion too, but was just a bit reticent. All I can say is thank God I snuck that FGM-148 Javelin out with me when I retired from the Army or that darn BMP-1 would have totally kicked my ass this morning.

This is what it looked like after I got done with it. I am so distraught now. I need a hug.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f5X0aANl-Ls/Tx6FCkGi-UI/AAAAAAAABJA/InyB_s0biCM/s1600/BMP-1_infantry_armoured_fighting_vehicle_of_Syrian-army_destroyed_by_the_rebels_city_of_Homs_640.jpg

Wait, I'm changing my story. It was one of these full of evil feds. Much cooler than a lame old BMP-1.

http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=227285&d=1345687059

M&P Shooter
08-23-2012, 19:26
2BB is back. :rofl:
http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/Glock40guy/28l4z7l.jpg

Hour13
08-23-2012, 19:28
I accidentally bumped a table over, and they all freaked out. "SOMEBODY HOME! SOMEBODY HOME! GET HIM!" The first thug entered the other end of the hall and pointed a Hi-Point C9 at my head. I laughed.

Fixed.

Now it's a sellable story.

:supergrin:

M&P Shooter
08-23-2012, 19:31
All of this was said with a "hood" accent.

How to talk black (Ebonics) - YouTube

Glockdude1
08-23-2012, 19:45
There needs to be one of those take-a-bow smileys.

Glad you enjoyed it.

http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/t/take_a_bow-1287.gif

Torontogunguy
11-29-2012, 11:37
I had an attempted home invasion about two years ago. Two guys at the front door at 3 a.m. with prybars and guns. Pushed the panic button on the alarm system to light them up and set off sirens and flashing lights. No effect!? Dialled 911 just in case the alarm company was busy and reported same. "Get to a safe spot in the house" she said. I said there is no safe spot in the house; these guys have pry bars and guns. I am arming myself and if these guys come in they are leaving feet first. Am I clear?

"Hang on. Help is on the way".

30 seconds later a dozen police cars took the two idiots down at gunpoint. Crazy thing is that my front doors are half glass and I cannot fathom why they didn't just smash them or a window?

Anyway.... nuff said.

maximus1079
11-29-2012, 11:51
Sounds like something from a bad Steven Seagal or John Woo movie :rofl:

JDennis
11-29-2012, 13:08
As long as the bad guys got caught and you didn't spill your morning coffee in the process of defending yourself, its a good day! :supergrin:

P99er
11-29-2012, 13:12
2BB wannabe

Roering
11-29-2012, 13:18
Moral of the story......

Never bring a gun to a Katana fight!

Fred Hansen
11-29-2012, 14:00
When are bad guys gonna learn? Never attack a napping ninja without first bringing your tactical wheelbarrow to bear.

:upeyes:

meshmdz
11-29-2012, 14:12
Great story! Glad you're safe!