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dango
09-15-2012, 19:24
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dango
09-15-2012, 19:47
I turned the light back on , so there !

tous
09-15-2012, 19:52
Is not your thread. :miff:

dango
09-15-2012, 20:20
Then what is it may I ask ? Care to elaborate a hair or two ?

dango
09-15-2012, 20:33
Lights on and I guess this is an un-hostile take-over of sorts.
I shall then be forced to question and answer myself .

You don't want me to do that trust me , for you would see the bare bones of "dman" , beyond any pornographic image you can conjure up in your mind ! EEEK ! I just scared myself !


EEEEKK ! :wow:

dango
09-15-2012, 20:55
Self, how you feeling today? What you been up to ?
Self-Auh , I've been better but this will have to suffice.
Self-Why you got to use words like "suffice" ?
Self-Well, why shouldn't I This is my "MY" thing is it not?
Self-Yeah but people don't always know what the hell you're
Talking about half the time !
Self-Why in the hell would I want people to know what I'm
talking about? That would take all the mystique out
of me you know ?
Self- I here what you're saying but I don't get it ?
Self-Now you get it , don't know what the hell I'm talking
about do you ?
Self-No i don't ???????????
Self-Well , then let us then apply rational , physics perhaps ,
Like gravity , It just is , got it ?
Self-No I don't "got it " ? What in the hell are YOU talking
about ?
Self-I have no idea , what am I talking about ?

I can do this for years , all the way BACK to when I was three years old,"First memory thing" ! Do yourself a favor !
Well I'm back,had to check on something .
Self-Do you think he will answer ?
Self-He will cause I will not go away until he does !
Self-Isn't that kind of ......rude ?
Self-Rude ? Surely you jest ! I will have my answer , watch !
Self-I think maybe you are a self centered bastard,so there.
Self-Watch it there , she was your mother to !
Self-Lets not talk about mother or I shall have to punch myself
in the eye !
Self-So , I am walking on thin ice, egg shells , what ?
Self-Wow , this great therapy, I've discovered a gift perhaps?
Self- Now that's deep, really deep , don't go there you know !
Self-I got to take a break, Tired good night.
Self-Good night back .

Blast
09-15-2012, 23:16
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LASTRESORT20
09-15-2012, 23:18
:yawn:....

Good night....:)

BabyTaz
09-16-2012, 08:38
Crap. Thread. Gotta sew the button back on Hubby's shorts!


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dango
09-16-2012, 11:38
Self-Good morning to me
Self-Speak for myself, I feel like "Road-kill" !
Self-Dman,get my crap right,I'm still here !
Self-Have I looked in the mirror yet ?
Self-Yes and what about it ?
Self-And what did I see ?
Self-That I am still alive ,beat the odds,showed them they were wrong !
Self-I see a pasta-salad with a turban !Tubes,wires,all we need i is cheese !
Self- When all I have is lemons, lemon-aid thing ?
Self-No , I have a friggen lemon with no sugar or water !
Self-I need the meds. to kick in,bad !
Self-Got that right , I am bringing me down,come on meds!
Self-Need about twenty minutes more and all is good !
...................................................................................
Self-I'm starting to feel a little better now,lets me have at it!
Self- what do I want to talk about today ?
Self-Anything but no politics or religion !
Self-How about the replies I got so far ?
Self-I fear I may be too late,sad really ?
Self-I'm Polish,that means something , stubborn as hell !
Self-I am right,that I am !
Self- get my crap together and stand up and "LAUGH" !
Self-What planet am I from ? Do I not see I can't stand up
Shackled to the bed ?
Self-Well,stand with my brain and fight this by the little
limited means I have at hand !
Self-I have something in me that scares me at times !
Self-I know what I mean, scary crap, don't know when to
quit.
Self-Should one ever quit ?
Self-Oh God,here I go again, a quest,a mission,.........?
Self-I know these people are worth the fight !
Self- OK,OK,OK, so let the fight continue ! Damn I am a pain in
in the ass !
Self-Caring, compassion, committed thats what I am !,
Self-Do I ever shut up ? Why do I drive myself crazy ?
Self-Because this the place I have chosen so have at it.
Self-I know I will fight and stay the course,these people are
worth this insane spectacle and know it !
Self-Guilt trip ? Thanks,I needed that ! ASS !
Self-If that is what it takes ,yes !
Self- So , I want me to poke,prod,prick and continue this?
Self-Yes...................................!
Self-Remember what this is about, saving grace,a worthy
Cause !The A-HOLES must go,not us,we're still human!
Self-I am a bastard ,I make me think too much.
Self-Hey watch that, the "punch in the eye thing" ?
Self-One of two things will happen here,I will drive myself
insane with this thing or they will be driven to respond!
Self-Good point and I already am insane so what I
got to lose ?
Self-True that !
Self-Well,I have just returned from the Lounge to find some "human"
contact,wishful thinking ?
Self-That has only reinforced what I am doing here! You people,
the OAF , is what I need to let my hair down and chill !
Self-I know what I must do , Keep on trucking !
Self-What scares me though is that this is getting easier to do !
I may well slip over the edge and never come back ! EEEK !
Self-Any professionals out there ? Help me ! EEEK ! and EEEK !

Jack23
09-16-2012, 15:01
I have heard of people talking to themselves. I may have even done this a time or two myself. but I have never heard of anyone posting to themselves in a message forum in the internet.

Back away from the coffee and seek help. Both of you..........

dango
09-16-2012, 15:29
I have heard of people talking to themselves. I may have even done this a time or two myself. but I have never heard of anyone posting to themselves in a message forum in the internet.

Back away from the coffee and seek help. Both of you..........

Darwinism !Those that can adapt,"CHANGE",will flourish !
Those who can not , will "PARISH", how you liking the changes Pal.
And you obviously don't know me and how little your neg opinion
Means to me do you ?
This ain't the place of debate , go to the "LOUNGE" please and we can discuss this more like children there ! Thank you
:supergrin:!:supergrin:

Angry Fist
09-16-2012, 15:32
It's OK to talk to yourself, and even ok to answer yourself! Just don't ask yourself to repeat what you just said, again. :supergrin:


:wavey:

Jack23
09-16-2012, 15:32
Thanks Danko. I hear ya. But I'm done. Have a good one!

dango
09-16-2012, 16:07
It's OK to talk to yourself, and even ok to answer yourself! Just don't ask yourself to repeat what you just said, again. :supergrin:


:wavey:
Yo buddy , how you doing ? As you can see, the surgery was a semi-success . I had a tumor removed on my Brain last week
and as you can see,they crossed some wires somewhere.
Beats dying but boy do I feel sorry for you guys,they opened
a door EEEEEEK !!
Also,I have noticed strange side effects,I have an urge to fire bomb
something and just spend money on everything ? Obama chip ?EEK!

dango
09-16-2012, 16:40
It's OK to talk to yourself, and even ok to answer yourself! Just don't ask yourself to repeat what you just said, again. :supergrin:


:wavey:
What if I forget that I said it ? EEEK! This could end up like one of them VCR tapes stuck on replay EEEK!

Let us hope for the best and that not happen ! EEEK !

Angry Fist
09-16-2012, 17:23
Need a light for your molotovs? You look dumb just standing there holding them. :supergrin:


Glad you're still kickin'.

dango
09-16-2012, 18:21
Need a light for your molotovs? You look dumb just standing there holding them. :supergrin:


Glad you're still kickin'.

As soon as I can stand , I will buzz you !:supergrin:

PS; Am I the only one who thought the "SELF" thing was funny ?
I will b***h slap the surgeon for you myself then !

Angry Fist
09-16-2012, 18:32
:animlol:

dango
09-16-2012, 22:01
I will let you all in on a little secret ? I am a physical mess right now and I really needed a laugh and I got one.

That part where I punched myself in the eye , I laughed for a half hour I swear . It's really too bad I could not share that moment with all of you and after reading that, I may have to do that again some time .

I was like ************, I had fun doing it .Good night all and come back !:supergrin: ^
I can't say that ???????????

Angry Fist
09-16-2012, 23:13
Abso****inlutely.

dango
09-17-2012, 13:06
Self-Auh good moning world out there !:supergrin:
Self-What you so happy about , you have a wet dream and didn't tell me or something?
Self-No,just happy to be alive !
Self-If I could kick myself in the crotch i would just to shut that happy crap up.
Self- What ? PMS ?
Self- Yes , Pissed,Mad,Sucks.
Self- Ya know what ? I think I am wasting my time here,did not bring much back at all ! Hmmm ?
Self- Maybe time! Time to un-plug perhaps ?
Self-Hmmmmm????????????????????????
Self-Just came back from the "Lounge" and I would rather talk
to myself again,so here we go again !
Self-I mean ?
Self-Yes,plug that sucker back in !
Self-What,am I gonna piss and moan ?
Self-No , not at all, I come-th to laugh again !
Self-I do look ridiculous and funny !
Self-So do I so look out buster !!
Self-You know something ?
Self- What ?
Self-I wander how long a man can carry on such a bizarre display
such as this ?
Self-I am about to find out ,ain't I
Self- I think it's tooo late, I have crossed the line ,slipped over the edge.
Self-No coming back ?
Self-Maybe !
Self- EEEK !
Self-Hey,what's one to do ? Just me,this bed,I-Pad thingy and time.
Self-Your wife was here today.
Self-Smile,yes she was and that helps!
Self- And there's "HELGA" again ?
Self - EEEK !
Self-Easy,just a fact of life !
Self-Just wait till I get out-a this bed,I'm gonna kick my ass !
Self-Would sayin sorry help ?
Self-No ! HELGA-EEEK !
Self-For those that don't know "HELGA", she is my night time nurse-beast that beats me into submission , to behave as it were!
275 lbs. mustache,side-burns-cro-magnon forehead,"HELGA" EEK!
Self- I need a can of mace or something !
Self-Where in hell are you gonna get that ?
Self- Wife ?
Self-Hmmmmmm ? Time for blood , they have spoken, I will return !

dango
09-17-2012, 18:13
Self-I had to start new "reply" just to get icons back,they help
express myself better !
Self- So now what ?
Self-Well, maybe something to talk about would be appropriate ?
Self-Hmmm ? How bout preppers ?
Self-Cool ,,,,,,,,,,,! :cool:
Self-So , what have I done with this prep thing ?
Self-Well , if I told me ,then I would have to kill myself,yes ?
Self-Oooooh, Top secret stuff huh ?
Self- Yeap !
Self-Do I really think one should prep , really ?
Self-I think one would be foolish not to and you better !
Self-I know people are in DENIAL but they best get thinking !
Self-Ever heard of Darwin ? He's right I know !
Self-Wow,now the crap is really getting deep !:wow:
Self-What price does one place on life ?
Self-True that again,damn,I am good at this insanity !:supergrin:

tous
09-17-2012, 20:41
Not your thread.
Feller you were talkin' to, it's his thread, ya galoot.

:wavey:

dango
09-17-2012, 20:56
If I got a laugh anywhere out there then this was worth it !
When the world around me can no longer laugh,chuckle then just
maybe it is the end ,SHTF !

On the other hand , If I got a laugh or two, then there is hope !


Bless me, all of you , the planet Earth and every-living thing
out there .

And thanks for your patients to even read such insanity. :supergrin:

Your's truely ,DMAN !

dango
09-17-2012, 20:58
Not your thread.
Feller you were talkin' to, it's his thread, ya galoot.

:wavey:

Galoot ? Tex ! I got cha ! ..................:supergrin:

Angry Fist
09-18-2012, 08:02
Better than bein' a numpty.... :cowboy:

dango
09-18-2012, 09:04
Well , I have met and spoke to the witch doctor that is responsible for "VIOLATING" my skull ! As I said ,i would B***H-
slap him for you people but, the tubes would not allow this!
I could not reach him ? Oh well,nothing but good intentions
on my behalf for your behalf.
At this point I am pondering again--Hats ! This "Turban" thing
just ain't me,might get shot or something .

Durby ?---------Chime in please , Hats ?

dango
09-18-2012, 09:38
309 views , interesting !:supergrin:

I think it's time for a useless poll of sort , yes ?

A just how friggen crazy is "DMAN' ?

Rules:-1-10 , ten being over the edge , 1 - just bein funny ?

Warm them thar digits,crack them thar knuckles and vote.
A simple number will suffice , and yes,I said "SUFFICE" again!

Angry Fist
09-18-2012, 11:28
18. DNC crazy.

JuneyBooney
09-19-2012, 02:45
Self, how you feeling today? What you been up to ?
Self-Auh , I've been better but this will have to suffice.
Self-Why you got to use words like "suffice" ?
Self-Well, why shouldn't I This is my "MY" thing is it not?
Self-Yeah but people don't always know what the hell you're
Talking about half the time !
Self-Why in the hell would I want people to know what I'm
talking about? That would take all the mystique out
of me you know ?
Self- I here what you're saying but I don't get it ?
Self-Now you get it , don't know what the hell I'm talking
about do you ?
Self-No i don't ???????????
Self-Well , then let us then apply rational , physics perhaps ,
Like gravity , It just is , got it ?
Self-No I don't "got it " ? What in the hell are YOU talking
about ?
Self-I have no idea , what am I talking about ?

I can do this for years , all the way BACK to when I was three years old,"First memory thing" ! Do yourself a favor !
Well I'm back,had to check on something .
Self-Do you think he will answer ?
Self-He will cause I will not go away until he does !
Self-Isn't that kind of ......rude ?
Self-Rude ? Surely you jest ! I will have my answer , watch !
Self-I think maybe you are a self centered bastard,so there.
Self-Watch it there , she was your mother to !
Self-Lets not talk about mother or I shall have to punch myself
in the eye !
Self-So , I am walking on thin ice, egg shells , what ?
Self-Wow , this great therapy, I've discovered a gift perhaps?
Self- Now that's deep, really deep , don't go there you know !
Self-I got to take a break, Tired good night.
Self-Good night back .

I talk to my dogs when lonely. :whistling::rofl:

dango
09-19-2012, 03:25
^-LIFE.....................?:elephant:................?