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Eurodriver
10-04-2012, 10:49
http://i47.tinypic.com/2enqgjo.jpg

Ive been driving the car the past few days due to rain. I only drive my car if its raining.

So as soon as I turn around, back in, and put the vehicle in park I look up and little old lady (NOT EVEN RIDING HER BIKE) is headed toward me. Why? I don't know, we'll see.

"You can't be blasting that (racist n word) music like that!!"

Now I'm convinced she's losing her mind. I do listen to rap, but the windows have been up at least the past 15 times I've driven my car (remember? I only drive it when its raining) Also, I HATE loud music. Hate it hate it hate it. I enjoy listening to music as subtle background noise, but usually I'm not listening to music at all. There was no way she heard music from my car is my point.

So she's standing on my driveway and I tell her to go away before I call the police. Then she said that she was going to call the police on me for a noise violation.

Sure enough...PD rolls up again. "What is it this time?" the officer says to her.

I stand there laughing while she starts coming up with outlandish nonsense. "He's doing burn outs in the street! He's wheelying his motorcycle! He's blaring music at all hours of the night! He's just a pest! A real pest!" (For the record, I drive an Aprilia Mana. Its a CVT drive motorcycle. It just doesnt have the torque to get up on one wheel, its damn near impossible.)

Then he's like "Ma'am, I've seen no evidence of that now nor the last time I responded to your call" (The first time was another officer) I really can't do anything without some sort of evidence or other witnesses corroborating your story.

Then she huffed and she puffed and walked home.

I swear, I don't know what to do anymore.

Diesel McBadass
10-04-2012, 11:44
Go away eurodriver, nobody cares about this supposed lifestyle you live. Everyone on Glocktalk hates you. Waste someone elses time, go to the DU or something.

m2hmghb
10-04-2012, 11:44
Go away eurodriver, nobody cares about this supposed lifestyle you live. Everyone on Glocktalk hates you. Waste someone elses time, go to the DU or something.

Plus 1

DanaT
10-04-2012, 11:48
What I learned way back when, is when girl kicks you, pinches you, etc, that is really her way of showing you how much she likes you. You should just finally take her out like she is wanting. Can you not tell she is just trying to get your attention, and she will do it any way she can.

8-Ball
10-04-2012, 11:51
Go away eurodriver, nobody cares about this supposed lifestyle you live. Everyone on Glocktalk hates you. Waste someone elses time, go to the DU or something.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

dango
10-04-2012, 12:35
She is old yes? Wait her out and hope she goes before you do!

NH Trucker
10-04-2012, 12:48
Jesus ****ing Christ, not another one.

NeverMore1701
10-04-2012, 12:50
Go away eurodriver, nobody cares about this supposed lifestyle you live. Everyone on Glocktalk hates you. Waste someone elses time, go to the DU or something.

Not much to add to this.


I bet most of us would side with the old lady, just to get you to go away.

8-Ball
10-04-2012, 12:50
Jesus ****ing Christ, not another one.

He hasn't had any attention today. He needs his fix.

ChuteTheMall
10-04-2012, 13:01
Ever wonder if the lady has problems with others, or is it just "that guy?"

Ever wonder if "that guy" has problems with everybody, or just one elderly neighbor?

I don't see that lady whining all over the Internet about "that guy."

:upeyes:

Pawcatch@aol.co
10-04-2012, 13:11
What kills me is the double standard with old women constantly calling the police.
Also,if she hit you then you can't do much to defend yourself because of this double standard.

MikeG22
10-04-2012, 13:14
You should just give her a bowl of Cheerios next time she comes over and tell her clearly someone must have pissed in your cheerios this morning, so have some new ones. That'd be fun.

sheriff733
10-04-2012, 13:27
http://i47.tinypic.com/2enqgjo.jpg

Ive been driving the car the past few days due to rain. I only drive my car if its raining.

So as soon as I turn around, back in, and put the vehicle in park I look up and little old lady (NOT EVEN RIDING HER BIKE) is headed toward me. Why? I don't know, we'll see.

"You can't be blasting that (racist n word) music like that!!"

Now I'm convinced she's losing her mind. I do listen to rap, but the windows have been up at least the past 15 times I've driven my car (remember? I only drive it when its raining) Also, I HATE loud music. Hate it hate it hate it. I enjoy listening to music as subtle background noise, but usually I'm not listening to music at all. There was no way she heard music from my car is my point.

So she's standing on my driveway and I tell her to go away before I call the police. Then she said that she was going to call the police on me for a noise violation.

Sure enough...PD rolls up again. "What is it this time?" the officer says to her.

I stand there laughing while she starts coming up with outlandish nonsense. "He's doing burn outs in the street! He's wheelying his motorcycle! He's blaring music at all hours of the night! He's just a pest! A real pest!" (For the record, I drive an Aprilia Mana. Its a CVT drive motorcycle. It just doesnt have the torque to get up on one wheel, its damn near impossible.)

Then he's like "Ma'am, I've seen no evidence of that now nor the last time I responded to your call" (The first time was another officer) I really can't do anything without some sort of evidence or other witnesses corroborating your story.

Then she huffed and she puffed and walked home.

I swear, I don't know what to do anymore.

For the record, I don't hate you, Eurodriver. I find these threads quite entertaining and comical.

JimP
10-04-2012, 14:00
I'm telling you dude, invite her in and get freaky with her. Start with some easy, low-playing Barry White and end by mutually beating each other with a greased cat. She'll keep you in cream-cheese and Olive sandwiches for life she'll be so grateful.

Bilbo Bagins
10-04-2012, 14:03
I know a solution. Go to walmart and buy a large kitchen knife. The next time the old lady comes up to your driveway, get the knife, and put the handle in her hand. Make sure you get her prints all over the handle, then plunge the knife in your chest. Make sure you get some blood splatter on her before you pass out.

This way she will get arrested and she will leave you alone.

LSUAdman
10-04-2012, 14:08
This thread had potential, but I think it peaked too early.

Let's try again next week.

jtmac
10-04-2012, 14:10
I don't see that lady whining all over the Internet about "that guy."

You're just not on the right parts. She could very well be making posts on Knitting Talk and griping to everyone to everyone in her online casino chat rooms.

MonkeyPlasm
10-04-2012, 14:12
Just turn that ***** down, already.

I like rap, but only very, very quietly...hahahahahahhahaha.

CigarandScotch
10-04-2012, 14:16
I know a solution. Go to walmart and buy a large kitchen knife. The next time the old lady comes up to your driveway, get the knife, and put the handle in her hand. Make sure you get her prints all over the handle, then plunge the knife in your chest. Make sure you get some blood splatter on her before you pass out.

This way she will get arrested and she will leave you alone.


I love it when a plan comes together...

:rofl:

NeverMore1701
10-04-2012, 14:18
I know a solution. Go to walmart and buy a large kitchen knife. The next time the old lady comes up to your driveway, get the knife, and put the handle in her hand. Make sure you get her prints all over the handle, then plunge the knife in your chest. Make sure you get some blood splatter on her before you pass out.

This way she will get arrested and she will leave you alone.

:perfect10:

scccdoc
10-04-2012, 14:18
Dude, what have you done to make this board so angry? DOC

gwalchmai
10-04-2012, 14:21
I know a solution. Go to walmart and buy a large kitchen knife. The next time the old lady comes up to your driveway, get the knife, and put the handle in her hand. Make sure you get her prints all over the handle, then plunge the knife in your chest. Make sure you get some blood splatter on her before you pass out.

This way she will get arrested and she will leave you alone.That is BRILLIANT!!!!!

USMCsilver
10-04-2012, 14:23
Tough crowd...

Curious here -- what did you crop outta that photo?

DaleGribble
10-04-2012, 14:26
Ok, I'll play along...

1. The picture you posted looks like a sunny day.

2. You said you were listening to rap music at a low volume, with your windows up and this poor old woman could not have possibly heard the music. If that is true how did she know you were listening to rap music?

3. I think you boned her, she thought you were rather unremarkable and she dumped you and now you're just feeling like a scorned and jilted ex-lover that is out to slander this poor woman with your outrageous lies.

Atlas
10-04-2012, 14:30
...
I don't see that lady whining all over the Internet about "that guy."..


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ScjjLfUATTI/TZM6g0vfPLI/AAAAAAAAFAI/KXqc2R8kRU4/s1600/maxine.jpg

USMCsilver
10-04-2012, 15:05
Ok, I'll play along...

1. The picture you posted looks like a sunny day.


There is water visible on the windshield. Remember -- he only drives the car when it's raining. :supergrin:

Gregg702
10-04-2012, 15:10
Is your life so boring that you have to stalk this poor old lady?

NH Trucker
10-04-2012, 15:15
ED-I noticed your buddy hasn't shown up in this thread like he did in another thread. Did you scare him away with your offer to him last time? I'm sure he didn't ask, so you really shouldn't have told. Or was that just your "coming out?"


For those unfamiliar with what I'm referring to: http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=19455567&postcount=58

trashcat
10-04-2012, 15:18
Set up a security cam that records video and sound, gather evidence, then see if you can file a restraining order on her. The police can haul her off every time she calls them. At least you would have some evidence in the unlikely event that a cop actually believes her story.

DaleGribble
10-04-2012, 15:20
There is water visible on the windshield. Remember -- he only drives the car when it's raining. :supergrin:

And yet the sun is shining and a harmless senior citizen is out pushing her bike. I think he squirted his car with a hose for dramatic effect.

RonS
10-04-2012, 15:22
Go to an armed forces recruiting station.

Enlist.

When the time comes to list base of preference, write Afghanistan, Korea and Greenland in the first three blanks.

You are guaranteed to be free of her for at least 4 years.

If you are 4F then put a Dropcam on the front of your house and pay the fee to have it DVRd off site.

Roering
10-04-2012, 15:28
http://i47.tinypic.com/2enqgjo.jpg

Ive been driving the car the past few days due to rain. I only drive my car if its raining.

So as soon as I turn around, back in, and put the vehicle in park I look up and little old lady (NOT EVEN RIDING HER BIKE) is headed toward me. Why? I don't know, we'll see.

"You can't be blasting that (racist n word) music like that!!"

Now I'm convinced she's losing her mind. I do listen to rap, but the windows have been up at least the past 15 times I've driven my car (remember? I only drive it when its raining) Also, I HATE loud music. Hate it hate it hate it. I enjoy listening to music as subtle background noise, but usually I'm not listening to music at all. There was no way she heard music from my car is my point.

So she's standing on my driveway and I tell her to go away before I call the police. Then she said that she was going to call the police on me for a noise violation.

Sure enough...PD rolls up again. "What is it this time?" the officer says to her.

I stand there laughing while she starts coming up with outlandish nonsense. "He's doing burn outs in the street! He's wheelying his motorcycle! He's blaring music at all hours of the night! He's just a pest! A real pest!" (For the record, I drive an Aprilia Mana. Its a CVT drive motorcycle. It just doesnt have the torque to get up on one wheel, its damn near impossible.)

Then he's like "Ma'am, I've seen no evidence of that now nor the last time I responded to your call" (The first time was another officer) I really can't do anything without some sort of evidence or other witnesses corroborating your story.

Then she huffed and she puffed and walked home.

I swear, I don't know what to do anymore.

Next time it's raining out, wash your car.

concretefuzzynuts
10-04-2012, 15:37
What is photoshopped out of the picture?

Eurodriver
10-04-2012, 15:42
Ok, I'll play along...

1. The picture you posted looks like a sunny day.

There are water drops on the windshield??

Nine Shooter
10-04-2012, 15:43
What is photoshopped out of the picture?

He has one of those window signs that says "Baby on Board."

Eurodriver
10-04-2012, 15:43
Go to an armed forces recruiting station.

Enlist.

When the time comes to list base of preference, write Afghanistan, Korea and Greenland in the first three blanks.

You are guaranteed to be free of her for at least 4 years.

If you are 4F then put a Dropcam on the front of your house and pay the fee to have it DVRd off site.

Whoa wait a minute - you mean like, go to MEPS and then do 13 weeks in Parris Island and then go to Camp Geiger for ITB and then to ___Bn ____ Marines in MCBH?

Nah....eff that.

Eurodriver
10-04-2012, 15:45
And yet the sun is shining and a harmless senior citizen is out pushing her bike. I think he squirted his car with a hose for dramatic effect.

1. It doesn't have to be pouring for me to take my car. Why risk a downpour? If its cloudy - I drive.

2. I'm not that desperate for attention. Last thread I had wax on my car that was half buffed off. Do you think I saw the old lady coming - waxed the roof, and then buffed half of it off AND took a picture before she confronted me? :rofl:

oldsoldier
10-04-2012, 15:47
First off I don't hate you. How did the old lady know you were listening to rap if she couldn't hear it? Maybe it was turned up louder than you think. You might be going deaf listening to that crap. She's got a screw loose but I can't fault her dislike of the music. I hate that rap crap too.

Roering
10-04-2012, 16:13
Tell her that there is a radio tower nearby and her hearing aid is probably picking up the channel.:cool:

Peace Warrior
10-04-2012, 16:18
Dude, what have you done to make this board so angry? DOC
He has this way of whining by posting thread after thread that makes you feel as if you've battling the flu if you read them.

I'm an easy going guy for the most part, but after him starting 300 threads basically intimating the same thing over and over.... well, you get the idea. :wavey:

AlexHassin
10-04-2012, 16:22
get revenge. the simplistic answer would be to just outlive her.
or kill and eat her cat, tape it, put it online and label it something like "eating *****".

MasterShake
10-04-2012, 16:26
Go away eurodriver, nobody cares about this supposed lifestyle you live. Everyone on Glocktalk hates you. Waste someone elses time, go to the DU or something.
Hey now, watch that talk, he might "send someone to your home". :rofl:

MasterShake
10-04-2012, 16:27
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/12/124493/2487366-nice_thread__just_kidding_you_fail_super.jpg

ChuteTheMall
10-04-2012, 17:02
Ive been driving the car the past few days due to rain. I only drive my car if its raining.


And yet the sun is shining and a harmless senior citizen is out pushing her bike. I think he squirted his car with a hose for dramatic effect.

He hit the window washer switch fumbling for his camera while zipping up before the bully approached him.

1. It doesn't have to be pouring for me to take my car. Why risk a downpour? If its cloudy - I drive.


It's not raining too hard for a little old lady, but a sissy biker quakes in fear of every little cloud?
:drowning:

glock_19guy1983
10-04-2012, 17:13
He hit the window washer switch fumbling for his camera while zipping up before the bully approached him.



It's not raining too hard for a little old lady, but a sissy biker quakes in fear of every little cloud?
:drowning:

Its an automatic motorcycle. It barley qualifies as more than a scooter, of course he is a sissy biker that quakes in fear of every little cloud.

aplcr0331
10-04-2012, 17:13
Whoa wait a minute - you mean like, go to MEPS and then do 13 weeks in Parris Island and then go to Camp Geiger for ITB and then to ___Bn ____ Marines in MCBH?

Nah....eff that.

There's your problem right there. You went to the PI. If you had come out to Hollywood with us bad ass mutha effers you'd be much better trained to deal with old ladies.

Sand fleas. Sheesh.

G23Gen4TX
10-04-2012, 17:23
That woman WANTS you. Are you into GILFS?

OctoberRust
10-04-2012, 17:34
For the record, I don't hate you, Eurodriver. I find these threads quite entertaining and comical.


I approve this message.


How's the liberal GF, ED?

You should have started making out with her right in front of granny, that would have shown her. :supergrin:

OctoberRust
10-04-2012, 17:37
He has this way of whining by posting thread after thread that makes you feel as if you've battling the flu if you read them.

I'm an easy going guy for the most part, but after him starting 300 threads basically intimating the same thing over and over.... well, you get the idea. :wavey:



PeaceWarrior an easy going guy? :faint:

Easy going isn't following someone around post by post, then claiming they (OctoberRust) have multiple people using this account. :rofl: :tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:

MasterShake
10-04-2012, 17:39
If you could get me off the "I hate him" GT bandwagon, I would suck your dick.
I know you probably took him up on that you sick bastard, OR. You might want to get tested, ya' never know what underage Thai prostitutes may carry...

:tongueout: :rofl:

OctoberRust
10-04-2012, 17:42
I know you probably took him up on that, OR. You might want to get tested, ya' never know what underage Thai prostitutes may carry..

:tongueout: :rofl:


Nahhhh, even though I had him wear a wig, I used 2 rubbers with cayenne pepper between it. That way if either rubber broke, it'd burn one of us before the 2nd could break. :cool:

MasterShake
10-04-2012, 17:43
Hope you didn't get E-Bola or something... :dunno:


:rofl:

rewster
10-04-2012, 17:43
Does he even own a Glock :dunno:

ChuteTheMall
10-04-2012, 17:44
:popcorn:

OctoberRust
10-04-2012, 17:45
Hope you didn't get E-Bola or something... :dunno:


:rofl:


It's all good brother. :cool: by the time it kicks in, Obama's socialized healthcare should have me taken care of. :rofl:

OctoberRust
10-04-2012, 17:46
Does he even own a Glock :dunno:


It'd be safe to say the majority on GT, especially GNG lounge don't own a glock.

Hell, we have a regular come around known as the "anti-glock". And spends every waking moment trashing the pistol.

There's a couple more like this too on here, he just sticks out due to his avatar line.

Eurodriver
10-04-2012, 17:50
There's your problem right there. You went to the PI. If you had come out to Hollywood with us bad ass mutha effers you'd be much better trained to deal with old ladies.

Sand fleas. Sheesh.

Dude, you act like there were mountains in Afghanistan or something that us east coasters should have trained for...


....oh wait. :supergrin:

8-Ball
10-04-2012, 18:14
http://www.baconbabble.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gay-4.jpg

gwalchmai
10-04-2012, 18:23
Sand fleas. Sheesh.That sand flea, was it male or female?

Diesel McBadass
10-04-2012, 21:06
I know you probably took him up on that you sick bastard, OR. You might want to get tested, ya' never know what underage Thai prostitutes may carry...

:tongueout: :rofl:

oh yeah i remember eurodriver posting that! shows his true character:rofl:
http://www.glocktalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=19455567&postcount=58

Patchman
10-04-2012, 21:17
What is that thing called, when you have a sexual fixation or your mother, or at least with a mother-like figure? Some Greek name.

NeverMore1701
10-04-2012, 21:58
What is that thing called, when you have a sexual fixation or your mother, or at least with a mother-like figure? Some Greek name.

Oedipus complex?

Cali-Glock
10-04-2012, 23:23
Quit whining about your girlfriend... I want to hear her side of this story.

NEOH212
10-05-2012, 02:21
:faint: :upeyes::upeyes:





:shakehead::shakehead:

Eurodriver
10-05-2012, 05:17
:faint: :upeyes::upeyes:

:shakehead::shakehead:

Whats your name delicate?

You like jet ski rides?

Geeorge
10-05-2012, 05:43
Next time she comes over tell her you are going to walmart and ask if she wants to come along and do some shopping.

Then abandon her in the store while she is paying for her stuff and is stuck there with a full cart of stuff and no ride home

walt cowan
10-05-2012, 06:16
dude, she wants you to hit her up. shag that thing and get on with your life.:supergrin:

aircarver
10-05-2012, 07:03
Whats your name delicate?

You like jet ski rides?

I don't think she's going to fix your jet ski ..... :rofl:

.

billkill
10-05-2012, 07:06
I don't think she's going to fix your jet ski ..... :rofl:

.
Well Played Sir! :animlol:

certifiedfunds
10-05-2012, 07:22
For the record, I don't hate you, Eurodriver. I find these threads quite entertaining and comical.

same here

I have to think the old burd is kinda scenile.

Bilbo Bagins
10-05-2012, 07:30
For the record, I don't hate you, Eurodriver. I find these threads quite entertaining and comical.

+1

I don't want my last post to give you the impression that I don't like you Euro, it just you have all these goofy stories and they do turn into funny threads.

This thread would be so much better if someone can please photoshop the old woman and a Thai girl on a Jet ski.

Peace Warrior
10-05-2012, 11:31
PeaceWarrior an easy going guy? :faint:

Easy going isn't following someone around post by post, then claiming they (OctoberRust) have multiple people using this account. :rofl: :tinfoil::tinfoil::tinfoil:

Wow... you need to save some tin foil for yourself.

One, I've never followed anyone around online, but on the other hand, I do have some select "fans" here and at another forum that appear to follow my posts.

Two, okay, if you say there are not two people signing on with your account, fine, I believe, but your posts led me to believe there might have been.



For the record, I am a very easy going guy. Heck, even my caretakers let me use the sharp crayons now. :whistling:

Peace Warrior
10-05-2012, 11:43
That sand flea, was it male or female?
Is that the movie where John Wayne dies at the end?

jlprtr
10-05-2012, 16:17
Is that the movie where John Wayne dies at the end?

It was Jack Webb in "The D.I."

seanmac45
10-05-2012, 17:17
He has this way of whining by posting thread after thread that makes you feel as if you've battling the flu if you read them.

I'm an easy going guy for the most part, but after him starting 300 threads basically intimating the same thing over and over.... well, you get the idea. :wavey:

So he's basically just like you.


The two of you should get along famously together.:whistling:

costanza187
10-05-2012, 17:55
How much does it cost to rent a backhoe?

Do you think anybody would miss her?

:whistling:

Peace Warrior
10-05-2012, 18:29
So he's basically just like you.


The two of you should get along famously together.:whistling:
Wrong again, as I'm not really a thread starter per se. I will now and again, but mostly I enjoy "tagging along" in other threads.

Now, while I'm not an Okie in the posting department, I hold my own okay.

Peace Warrior
10-05-2012, 18:29
How much does it cost to rent a backhoe?

Do you think anybody would miss her?

:whistling:
:rofl:

dbcooper
10-05-2012, 18:39
Buy an air horn, every time she speaks blast the air horn then ask her to repeat it because you couldn't hear her.

Then start moving your mouth without making a sound so she thinks you made her deaf.

skeeter1959
10-05-2012, 18:40
Euro, even old people hate you....

ithaca_deerslayer
10-05-2012, 18:48
for the record, i don't hate you, eurodriver. I find these threads quite entertaining and comical.

this^

dbcooper
10-05-2012, 18:50
Find 2 guys that can pull off the men in black look. Have them go up and ask questions about you, anything out of the ordinary, etc.Before they leave have them tell her she should avoid confrontation with you, that they believe you may be wanted by interpol in connection with several deaths at a retirement facility and they wil be in touch,in the mean time she should take note of your activity and log your departures and arrival times.

Eurodriver
10-06-2012, 12:19
Wow - how did I forget about this thread? Probably because I've made so many :rofl:

dude, she wants you to hit her up. shag that thing and get on with your life.:supergrin:

I'm thinking about it. I mean - she's not fat. And as far as sleeping females goes thats one of my two rules.

I don't think she's going to fix your jet ski ..... :rofl:

.

Its worth a shot!