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HollowHead
10-11-2012, 16:00
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2206613/Chinese-hospitals-introduce-hands-free-automatic-sperm-extractor-donors-play-videos-help.html

HH

Roering
10-11-2012, 16:05
In before........

Travelin' Jack
10-11-2012, 16:10
Hey, I have $2800.

M&P15T
10-11-2012, 16:11
Looks pretty small.:rofl::rofl:

cgwahl
10-11-2012, 16:12
http://glocktalk.com/forums/showpost.php?p=18648152&postcount=2


Was I right or was I right?

Roering
10-11-2012, 16:13
Looks pretty small.:rofl::rofl:

It's for Chinese.

Andy W
10-11-2012, 16:13
What about sanitation?

Adjuster
10-11-2012, 16:21
I just checked Amazon. Not yet available thru Amazon Prime.


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Goldendog Redux
10-11-2012, 16:30
It there a portable model? That would be sweet with some smartphone apps.

M&P15T
10-11-2012, 16:33
I need the "blow by blow" specifications on that model.

We might be able to improve the interface modality with some quality cuddling time post coitus.

ClydeG19
10-11-2012, 16:39
Infertility? Can't they just go out in the woods and find as many baby girls as they want? Seems likes a solution looking for a problem.

Altaris
10-11-2012, 16:45
http://soshable.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/shut-up-and-take-my-money.jpg

Ragnar
10-11-2012, 16:46
You gotta watch the video in the article. Its not dirty, but funny/weird as hell.

el_jewapo
10-11-2012, 17:42
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m96BGne17ss/SJuAm48fFDI/AAAAAAAAATk/eoOrgSe8ebk/s400/id_hit_it1.jpg

HollowHead
10-11-2012, 17:44
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_m96BGne17ss/SJuAm48fFDI/AAAAAAAAATk/eoOrgSe8ebk/s400/id_hit_it1.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl: HH

jdavionic
10-11-2012, 17:47
" 'it can give patients very comfortable feeling.' :rofl:

jdavionic
10-11-2012, 17:50
Probably a lot trouble trying to be the first one in line. I didn't see where the "hood" is replaceable. Eeeewwww

M&P15T
10-11-2012, 17:51
" 'it can give patients vely comfortabre feering.' :rofl:

Fixed it for ya!!!!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTU_02pHRlevXOehNX0BCVofGiAzVe_o6zHLYO0n9pDEuUvC24_Yg

jdavionic
10-11-2012, 17:53
Fixed it for ya!!!!

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTU_02pHRlevXOehNX0BCVofGiAzVe_o6zHLYO0n9pDEuUvC24_Yg

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Where do I send you a bill for a new monitor?

M&P15T
10-11-2012, 18:12
:rofl::rofl::rofl: Where do I send you a bill for a new monitor?

Even a blind dog finds a bone every once in awhile.:supergrin:

Woofie
10-11-2012, 18:17
I'll wait until they introduce the nagging upgrade. It just doesn't seem real without it.

Hines57
10-11-2012, 18:34
$2800. That's cheaper then an engagement ring.

jdavionic
10-11-2012, 18:38
$2800. That's cheaper then an engagement ring.

Yep...and it's the gift that just keeps on giving

robin303
10-11-2012, 20:00
Does it say anything about a warranty. Does it say anything about a battery back up system. Is it real quiet.:dunno:

Andy W
10-11-2012, 21:16
$2800. That's cheaper then an engagement ring.

If I ever have to buy an engagement ring that costs more than $2800, it's probably a sign I'm marrying the wrong women lol


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HollowHead
10-11-2012, 21:19
I will say that the video screen does indeed look flat enough to rest a beer on. HH

jdavionic
10-11-2012, 21:22
I know the running joke about cats and chinese food. Remind me to never buy a vanilla milk shake in China.

RenoF250
10-11-2012, 22:22
I heard it keeps stopping every few seconds demanding you put in more money.

certifiedfunds
10-11-2012, 22:33
I heard it keeps stopping every few seconds demanding you put in more money.

:rofl:

HollowHead
10-11-2012, 23:18
I heard it keeps stopping every few seconds demanding you put in more money.

:rofl: HH

JW1178
10-12-2012, 00:36
Made in China? Given the reputation of products from China, it will most likely break before you can finish and leave you with a STD all while viewing cartoon porn with the parts blurred out.

LoadToadBoss
10-12-2012, 05:50
I know it's a technicality, but if you use it are you still the master of your own domain?

BuckyP
10-12-2012, 06:08
:rofl::rofl:

It's for Chinese.

:rofl::rofl:

This thread is full of win. :uglylol:

On a more serious note, this is for a Country that has strict population controls in place. :headscratch:

aircarver
10-12-2012, 06:16
I fear this thread is going to be milked for its' comedic value .....





:outtahere::supergrin:

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sappy13
10-12-2012, 07:27
Hospital workers will be disappearing left and right now.

Dennis in MA
10-12-2012, 08:10
I heard it keeps stopping every few seconds demanding you put in more money.

Whoops. Too lifelike.

badge315
10-12-2012, 08:22
I will say that the video screen does indeed look flat enough to rest a beer on. HH

Unfortunately, it only plays anime porn. :whistling:

briarpatch
10-12-2012, 08:26
If they produce a portable model will it become the next traffic hazzard behind texting and cell phones, known as sexting.

Bilbo Bagins
10-12-2012, 08:27
I fear this thread is going to be milked for its' comedic value .....





:outtahere::supergrin:

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:rofl:

You know, if they can make the video screen bigger, add internet access and a beer dispenser, I think I might just leave my wife for that thing.

briarpatch
10-12-2012, 08:27
If they produce a portable model will it become the next traffic hazzard behind texting and cell phones.

Dragoon189
10-12-2012, 08:32
It there a portable model? That would be sweet with some smartphone apps.

That will be the iPhone 6 :tongueout: That will make it theft proof

Bilbo Bagins
10-12-2012, 08:33
If they produce a portable model will it become the next traffic hazzard behind texting and cell phones, known as sexting.


OMG how crazy would it be if you combine that machine and a segway.

There would be tons of guys commuting to work on segways with their butt cheek showing. You just got to watch out for the guy making a deposit, because his eyes will roll back like a shark and he will start swaying and cause a wreak.

certifiedfunds
10-12-2012, 12:11
This is the kind of product that could bring about world peace. Drop a few hundred thousand of them into Afghanistan. Taliban will quit showing up. The goats will thank you.

CarryTexas
10-12-2012, 13:32
This is the kind of product that could bring about world peace. Drop a few hundred thousand of them into Afghanistan. Taliban will quit showing up. The goats will thank you.

Do you think "she" would require a burka?