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Eurodriver
10-13-2012, 18:58
A few weeks ago I spent the night at a friend's house. When I got home I noticed my front license plate was bent outward. Pretty far. Like at a 90 degree angle.

I thought maybe I rubbed it up against something, screwed it back in, and thought nothing of it.

Today, in the middle of the day, I came home and the license plate on my new bike was bent!

Now I thought it might have been a girl I gave a ride to bending it on accident when she mounted the bike...until I remembered my other license plate bent.

Now I know you guys like to think I make alot of crap up, but I'm serious. What gives? Trail camera? I just started bringing my motorcycle inside my house (like, in my living room)

What would you do?

AK_Stick
10-13-2012, 19:00
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

Eurodriver
10-13-2012, 19:02
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

:perfect10:

Great way to start off a serious thread!

427
10-13-2012, 19:03
Move to Thailand.

DARKSHADOW
10-13-2012, 19:05
Trail camera, or some sort of surveillance camera with DVR. And maybe a sign that states that "you're on camera" in plain sight. If you use a trail camera, make sure you hide it good.

arclight610
10-13-2012, 19:09
Mouse trap behind license plate

NeverMore1701
10-13-2012, 19:12
Be sure to set the trail cam low, those jilted 14 year old Thai kids are short.

AngryPanda
10-13-2012, 19:13
Sock that old lady quare in the jaw. Then move to thailand.

CitizenOfDreams
10-13-2012, 19:13
Move to a state where they don't have front license plates?

Eurodriver
10-13-2012, 19:17
Move to a state where they don't have front license plates?

1. That doesn't solve the issue with the motorcycle.

2. I live in the same state you do.

gjk5
10-13-2012, 19:18
this will be good

BlackPaladin
10-13-2012, 19:18
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

Yep.

:steamed:

*ASH*
10-13-2012, 19:34
leave it bent and see if the person is so perplexed that later they bend it back .

PSG
10-13-2012, 19:39
Karma

Officer X
10-13-2012, 19:45
You live in Florida. Make an enemy of one senior citizen, word travels and now they're all out to mess with you wherever you go.....

jfost11
10-13-2012, 19:47
I clicked on this thread hoping to see another pic of that crazy old broad on her bike. I'm disappointed.

Keoking
10-13-2012, 19:48
You live in Florida. Make an enemy of one senior citizen, word travels and now they're all out to mess with you wherever you go.....

That's the truth. Florida has more senior citizens than Texas has Mexicans. If you can't get along, move along.

RonS
10-13-2012, 20:11
Dropcam. Streams off site to a DVR. Buy the camera up front, storage costs a monthly fee or you can view it from your phone for free with no recording. Set it up, check your views with your phone, turn on recording for a month and see what you get.

Or sell your house, change your name and move to another state.

8-Ball
10-13-2012, 20:39
Blah blah I'm a douchę blah blah

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cool+Story+Bro.+Cool+Story+Bro_ba91c2_3376394.jpg

concretefuzzynuts
10-13-2012, 20:41
Dropcam. Streams off site to a DVR. Buy the camera up front, storage costs a monthly fee or you can view it from your phone for free with no recording. Set it up, check your views with your phone, turn on recording for a month and see what you get.


I want one!

Ragnar
10-13-2012, 20:43
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

^^^qft

G30SF/F-250
10-13-2012, 20:52
You must really enjoy the negative response because you keep posting the same threads.

I think you should look at yourself and try to figure out why you desire negative attention.

Unless it is the obvious.:wavey:

ilgunguygt
10-13-2012, 20:57
1. That doesn't solve the issue with the motorcycle.

2. I live in the same state you do.


Thats why he suggested you move.:rofl:

gunowner1
10-13-2012, 21:12
Dye your hair blue to fit in.

glock_19guy1983
10-13-2012, 21:18
Maybe you could go ask the old lady if she saw anything suspicious.

frank4570
10-13-2012, 21:20
It's the old lady trying to get even with you for being a *****.

686Owner
10-13-2012, 21:21
Your gf probably found out you were cheating.

certifiedfunds
10-13-2012, 21:27
Tie a honeybadger to your bike at night.

Sam Spade
10-13-2012, 21:27
Euro has the cops called when cleaning jet ski.
Euro has the cops called when playing music.
Euro has the cops called when watering.
Euro's jet ski breaks down.
Euro's plate gets bent.
Euro's other plate gets bent.


Hmmm....if only we could see the commonality in all this chicanery.

DaneA
10-13-2012, 21:33
The bike problem is easily solved. Stop giving fat chicks rides on your bike.

NeverMore1701
10-13-2012, 21:39
Euro has the cops called when cleaning jet ski.
Euro has the cops called when playing music.
Euro has the cops called when watering.
Euro's jet ski breaks down.
Euro's plate gets bent.
Euro's other plate gets bent.


Hmmm....if only we could see the commonality in all this chicanery.

Some old lady down the street?




:dunno:





:whistling:






:supergrin:

Diesel McBadass
10-13-2012, 22:46
simple euro, stop being a tool and people wont hate you

Haldor
10-14-2012, 06:31
simple euro, stop being a tool and people wont hate you

Too late.

I don't hate you Euro, but you have obviously offended a significant percentage of GT readership. I think a new user name might be in order (unless you get off on the abuse).

NH Trucker
10-14-2012, 07:44
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?




:agree:

kpuscg04
10-14-2012, 07:58
Hmmm....if only we could see the commonality in all this chicanery.

+1 for using the word chicanery.

Eurodriver
10-14-2012, 09:59
Apparently my neighbor has a security camera that barely covered my driveway.

I'm filing a police report and showing LE the footage. We'll see what happens.

I just don't understand the point, I've never seen the person on the video, ever. Why would someone bend a license plate? In broad daylight no less! 2pm on a weekend? Thats ballsy.

I mean, I'll take someone bending my license plates over more permanent vandalism any day - but I still feel violated. Someone is coming on my property and touching my stuff.

jpa
10-14-2012, 10:03
Apparently my neighbor has a security camera that barely covered my driveway.

I'm filing a police report and showing LE the footage. We'll see what happens.

I just don't understand the point, I've never seen the person on the video, ever. Why would someone bend a license plate? In broad daylight no less! 2pm on a weekend? Thats ballsy.

I mean, I'll take someone bending my license plates over more permanent vandalism any day - but I still feel violated. Someone is coming on my property and touching my stuff.

Did you look at their footage to see if there was anything on it before wasting LE's time?

Are you sure this wasn't you?

http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ft-bkwtf.jpg

M&P Shooter
10-14-2012, 10:05
What would you do?
I would drink some cold beer and not vote for Obama:dunno:

ray9898
10-14-2012, 10:07
Move and start over. You only get one chance to make a first impression, don't screw it up this time.

Bruce M
10-14-2012, 10:29
Did you look at their footage to see if there was anything on it before wasting LE's time?

Are you sure this wasn't you?

http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ft-bkwtf.jpg
:rofl::rofl:

Dogbite
10-14-2012, 10:53
Move to a state where they don't have front license plates?

That was awesome, made me laugh.

ca survivor
10-14-2012, 12:10
glue some small broken glass to the back of the plate, at least you will have their DNA :rofl:

Dalton Wayne
10-14-2012, 12:31
Did you look at their footage to see if there was anything on it before wasting LE's time?

Are you sure this wasn't you?

http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ft-bkwtf.jpg
That has to be photoshoped there is no way that bike would hold that weight

NeverMore1701
10-14-2012, 12:40
That has to be photoshoped there is no way that bike would hold that weight

She'd also be about 12ft tall :rofl:

Java Junky
10-14-2012, 12:50
12345

M&P Shooter
10-14-2012, 13:01
That has to be photoshoped there is no way that bike would hold that weight
Next you'll say Hogzilla is fake:whistling:

Whitey1
10-14-2012, 13:01
They may be marking your place to have others come back to steal things. I have heard of sending women out scouting back alleys and neighborhoods because they look less suspicious. They just busted a group of them here yesterday. It takes away the random break ins that dont produce much. Keep an eye out.

NH Trucker
10-14-2012, 17:56
Apparently my neighbor has a security camera that barely covered my driveway.

I'm filing a police report and showing LE the footage. We'll see what happens.

I just don't understand the point, I've never seen the person on the video, ever. Why would someone bend a license plate? In broad daylight no less! 2pm on a weekend? Thats ballsy.

I mean, I'll take someone bending my license plates over more permanent vandalism any day - but I still feel violated. Someone is coming on my property and touching my stuff.



Was he Thai? Did you violate his daughter (or his son)? :whistling:




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Eurodriver
10-14-2012, 19:14
The bike problem is easily solved. Stop giving fat chicks rides on your bike.


Did you look at their footage to see if there was anything on it before wasting LE's time?

Are you sure this wasn't you?

http://pizzacomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ft-bkwtf.jpg

Good news guys - Actually, these two posts are spot on.

The tag hangs really low and the suspension is setup for a really light rider.

Reference this pic for the tag location
http://i47.tinypic.com/2aimtlv.jpg

Adding the pillion and the speed bumps we went over caused the tire to bend the tag in (which explains why it was bent inward)

Problem solved.

JuneyBooney
10-15-2012, 01:55
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

:rofl:Now that is good.

DanaT
10-15-2012, 02:29
Why would someone bend a license plate? In broad daylight no less! 2pm on a weekend? Thats ballsy.

Have you ever thought that the old lady is smart and is paying them to do this to you so she doesnt get implicated?

Eurodriver
10-15-2012, 04:49
Have you ever thought that the old lady is smart and is paying them to do this to you so she doesnt get implicated?


See 2 posts back.

It was me giving a fat chick a ride, essentially.

Bren
10-15-2012, 05:05
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

You beat me to that.

DanaT
10-15-2012, 05:08
It was me giving a fat chick a ride, essentially.

I would have just said I caught the old lady doing it......

Eurodriver
10-15-2012, 05:15
I would have just said I caught the old lady doing it......

hahah, but I was so worried it was actually her that I was getting sick to my stomach. I had no idea what I was going to do.

DanaT
10-15-2012, 05:27
Yes, but now we know its not just Thai girls, is also "fat chicks"

I am starting to think you have really low standards.....

glock_collector
10-15-2012, 05:41
Not to change the subject, what kinda effect on mileage if any would the bbw have on that dudes bike? And, would open carry prevent his friends from teasing him?

Psychman
10-15-2012, 05:45
:perfect10:

Great way to start off a serious thread!

Serious thread? :rofl::rofl:

Eurodriver
10-15-2012, 07:44
Yes, but now we know its not just Thai girls, is also "fat chicks"

I am starting to think you have really low standards.....

It was just a friend's friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5jR-0Plzs&feature=youtu.be

OctoberRust
10-15-2012, 08:01
Dang ED, I didn't think the liberal GF was that heavy. You need to stop photoshopping her pix.:supergrin::wavey:

Ragnar
10-15-2012, 14:30
It was just a friend's friend.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY5jR-0Plzs&feature=youtu.be

Its always a "friend". You would think people would be smarter than that by now. :rofl:

NEOH212
10-15-2012, 15:03
So your letting a old lady mess with your junk?.......:whistling:


Eeeeeeeesh......:wow:

NeverMore1701
10-15-2012, 15:05
So your letting a old lady mess with your junk?.......:whistling:


Eeeeeeeesh......:wow:

It's all over once those teeth come out!

Eurodriver
10-15-2012, 18:53
Its always a "friend". You would think people would be smarter than that by now. :rofl:

She really is though bro? You think anyone would sleep with me? :rofl:

Ragnar
10-15-2012, 19:51
She really is though bro? You think anyone would sleep with me? :rofl:

So far I haven't seen why any self-respecting woman would even be your friend much less sleep with you.

DaneA
10-15-2012, 20:25
Good news guys - Actually, these two posts are spot on.

The tag hangs really low and the suspension is setup for a really light rider.

Reference this pic for the tag location
http://i47.tinypic.com/2aimtlv.jpg

Adding the pillion and the speed bumps we went over caused the tire to bend the tag in (which explains why it was bent inward)

Problem solved.

600 is NOT a weight rating for the bike.

Eurodriver
10-16-2012, 06:48
So far I haven't seen why any self-respecting woman would even be your friend much less sleep with you.

Self respecting women use me for sex and then they date some "nice guy".

Ever heard of the ladder theory?

...you know, the more I think about it....I don't think I've ever dated a girl who didn't view herself as "not good enough" for me.

I thought it was just the way society is these days, but maybe its the girls I attract/hang around/hit on?

I am an enigma to these girls. On the one hand, I show interest in these low self-esteem women but on the other hand I have money, don't live with my parents, don't rely on them to support me, I take them out (and actually pay) and treat them nicely. (Never verbally or physically abusive - ever)

DanaT
10-16-2012, 09:28
Low self esteem and self respecting are mutually exclusive.




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fwm
10-16-2012, 12:49
Good news guys - Actually, these two posts are spot on.

The tag hangs really low and the suspension is setup for a really light rider.

Adding the pillion and the speed bumps we went over caused the tire to bend the tag in (which explains why it was bent inward)

Problem solved.

However, what bothers me is how quickly you have attributed your problems to the 'old lady' you think is out after you, when the realities of it are is that stuff happens. You worry yourself sick over perceived 'attacks' on you on your property, when none have happened. Have you had yourself checked for forms of paranoia? You might get some help, before you find yourself in trouble for attacking someone over a totally mis-perceived slight.

686Owner
10-16-2012, 12:56
Self respecting women use me for sex and then they date some "nice guy".

Ever heard of the ladder theory?

...you know, the more I think about it....I don't think I've ever dated a girl who didn't view herself as "not good enough" for me.

I thought it was just the way society is these days, but maybe its the girls I attract/hang around/hit on?

I am an enigma to these girls. On the one hand, I show interest in these low self-esteem women but on the other hand I have money, don't live with my parents, don't rely on them to support me, I take them out (and actually pay) and treat them nicely. (Never verbally or physically abusive - ever)


And cheat on them. Don't forget cheat on them.

I thought you said you had them on video? And now the bike did it itself?

Eurodriver
10-16-2012, 15:20
And cheat on them. Don't forget cheat on them.

I thought you said you had them on video? And now the bike did it itself?

Yeah, turns out that was my buddy just checking it out. It was very far away and barely even had the bike in the shot.

Eurodriver
10-16-2012, 15:25
Low self esteem and self respecting are mutually exclusive.




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Agreed. Self respecting chicks just use me for sex, as I said.

The chicks with low self esteem want me to date them.

Bilbo Bagins
10-16-2012, 17:36
Not be a raging ******, and give the world a reason to hate me?

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/534576-Albatross/576/78/jakelaughing_display.gif

What makes me laugh even more was that you responded with this line exactly 2 minutes after Euro started the thread.

Well Played my friend

Bilbo Bagins
10-16-2012, 17:49
Self respecting women use me for sex and then they date some "sane guy".
(fixed it for you)

Ever heard of the ladder theory?

...you know, the more I think about it....I don't think I've ever dated a girl who didn't view herself as "not good enough" for me.

I thought it was just the way society is these days, but maybe its the girls I attract/hang around/hit on?

I am an enigma to these girls.



Talk about the understatement of the year, I can see a girl talking to her other friends about you.

"He is a nice guy I guess, but the whole date he kept on talking about moving to Thailand and his mortal enemy who turns out to be an old lady from across the street. He is such an enigma."

Eurodriver
10-16-2012, 17:51
Talk about the understatement of the year, I can see a girl talking to her other friends about you.

"He is a nice guy I guess, but the whole date he kept on talking about moving to Thailand and his mortal enemy who turns out to be an old lady from across the street. He is such an enigma."

LOL

Some of you guys really make me chuckle. I enjoy all of your posts.

NeverMore1701
10-16-2012, 18:06
LOL

Some of you guys really make me chuckle. I enjoy all of your posts.

Pity the feeling isn't mutual.

Eurodriver
10-16-2012, 18:13
Pity the feeling isn't mutual.

What would GT be without me?

MB-G26
10-16-2012, 18:19
What would GT be without me?

More peaceful and enjoyable. Seriously. Not intended to offend, but................. you did ask.