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dango
10-15-2012, 16:42
Well , yes....here WE go again..........:shocked:

ME-The fearless stupid one........!

Myself-The logical sensible one , smart...........!

I- The introvert , shy , fragile , ***** , .........!

ME- Well , I'm back at it , talking to myself and me .......I
Myself- They did ax fo it ..! Let-um have it .....:supergrin:
I- I don't know about this .............?
ME- Shut up , go read a dictionary or somethin.....!
Myself- I agree , this is no time for shy.......!
I- Just saying , .............?
ME- That is the problem , that CHINK in the armor.....!
Myself- Yeap , We all have one ...........!
I- ............!
ME-That's better , cooperation is demanded.......!
Myself-I am along for the ride as always.......!
I- What ride ? Where , I don't want to.......!
ME-Tuff titty , you have NO choice.....!
Myself-Yeap , no choice.......!
I-Gosh , I don't like this ........!
ME- Don't like nothin do you..........?
Myself-Don't be so hard , you know........!
I- Yea , give me a break......!
ME-No breaks , what planet are You from......?
Myself- The same planet you are from-Earth...!
I - Yea , .............Earth......!
Me-What , you have an opinion ? Really.....!
Myself- There is hope .........?
I - Yea , I don't like being a ***** , Ain't natural....!
Me-Well , someone got to and it ain't goin to be me..!
Myself-Yeap , me neither..........!
I- Let me think.........Hmmmm.........!
Me-Well , what you think.......?
Myself-Yea , what's Verticle man......?
I-Shhhhh ! I'm thinking..............!
Me-This year would be nice.........!
Myself-Yea , what's up..............!
I-What if I refuse to be the *****........?
Me-That would be a problem yes............!
Myself-Yes , for sure a problem.......!
I- well.............?

We seem to have a problem ! We will sort this out and return latter ! This is very , very confusing.......:shocked:

dango
10-15-2012, 17:38
Me-As I speak for the (WHOLE) , we are back.......!
Myself- Yeap , back..........!
I-Yeap..................?
Me-What , why the ? Hmmmmmmm?
Myself-Yea , why the ?.......?
I-I don't know.......?
Me-You don't (KNOW)........?
Myself- Yea , don't know what....?
I-Anything........!
Me- That's right , you don't .........!
Myself-Glad we got that straight ......!
I-I'm not straight.....!
ME-Sheeeeez , Help me.......!
Myself-Well , that was fruitful.....!
I-..............?
Me-I'm glad I'm driving here.........!
Myself-It is your puppy , have at it....!
I-Help me.........!
Me-No help , nobody's there , that's why we do this...!
Myself-Make them , drive them insane....:supergrin:
I-So's....What now......?
Me-You know , Into the fray , freigh , fraaaye , Whatever.!
Myself-Still can't spell (FRAY) , Sheeeeeeez....!
I- No comment.........the 5th.......!
Me-How convenient.....what a wooss.......!
Myself-I agree , don't say nothin......!
I-Yeap......!
Me-Take five , that's enough for now.......!

I HAVE A HEAD-ACHE , You have NO idea how confusing this
really , really , really IS.........................!

tous
10-15-2012, 17:45
I like it! :dancingbanana:

dango
10-15-2012, 17:50
you would........!i like it! :dancingbanana: EEeeeeeeeK..!

dango
10-15-2012, 19:22
Me-Wow , I just read what I have written , YO ....!
Myself- How do you ever.......WTF....!
I-Just.....Eeeeeek.....! :shocked:
Me-I know , Steven King ain't got nothin on me.......!
Myself-Now that is profound.............!
I-You are scarin me to death..................!
Me-No I ain't , get over yourself.........!
Myself-Yeap , you are stuck , no way out....!
I-EeeeK.............Again , EeeeeeeK....!
Me-This is really tough.....I am INSANE.......!
Myself-Yeap , you really are.....!
I-Again , no comment.......the 5th..!
Me-Well , one thing you ain't , a quiter......!
Myself-That you ain't.......Concur.........!
I-Concur........?
Me- what , concur , AGREE............?
Myself-If you say so.......then , you know....!
I-Yeap , you know...........!
Me-Yes , I do know , so's where are we heading.....?
Myself-You're driving and besides , I have no choice...!
I- True that.....!
Me-Well , I have a vision.......!
Myself-And what kind of vision........?
I- I fear to ax , but you're gonna anyhow......!
Me-Yes , a movie , a book , NOBEL.........!:supergrin:
Myself-Hmmmmm ? I do see something , more like the (WHITE-COATS).............!
I-Again , WHITE-COATS.........EeeeeeeeK Again......!
Me-Chill , nobody really knows who I am , Thank goodness.!
Myself-You have a point there , they don't.......!
I-Aka.....Thank Goodness.........!
Me-You will never know , I'll never admit to this....!
Myself-Yea, no pictures , nothin.....!
I-I......Concur............?
Me-Yes , you do , no choice......!

Well , It is that time again , (TAKE FIVE) head-ache , you know......! :supergrin: I will return.....!

dango
10-15-2012, 20:04
Shhhhhhhh....! Want to know somethin....? I do this with NO
effort , whatever came to my head , I wrote........YO...!

SOS.......Any shrinks out there....? Need I say more.....?

..........................? :shocked: NO EFFORT.......!

Lone_Wolfe
10-15-2012, 21:09
Damnit, forgot to hide my meds! :rofl:

dango
10-15-2012, 21:37
Damnit, forgot to hide my meds! :rofl:

Yo sweety . How thee hay are you.....? Didn't know I had it in
me , did jaa...? My personal (EPIC QUEST) , just to laugh ,
that's it , all shee wrote........! :supergrin:

Wolfe , you really matter and I was about to throw in the towel,
But , if you all laughed , then it WAS WORTH IT.........!

One shrink........PLEASE......? :shocked:

Bullman
10-16-2012, 08:04
We recently had a 2th moment. Ginni and I were in Philly when Sarah lost her first 2th.

dango
10-16-2012, 08:13
We recently had a 2th moment. Ginni and I were in Philly when Sarah lost her first 2th.

Well Bullman , What's Verticle.? You now have a replace-ment'
but you better have one hell-of a dentist.......:supergrin:

dango
10-16-2012, 13:28
Bullman , I'm not sure just what you are saying....?
It sounds like maybe this is no place for humor...!

Please to elaborate....?

This thread is officially on hold , need more data........!

tous
10-16-2012, 17:05
Damnit, forgot to hide my meds! :rofl:

Don't make no difference. Ol' Dango will root 'em out no matter where you hide 'em

:supergrin:

tous
10-16-2012, 17:06
We recently had a 2th moment. Ginni and I were in Philly when Sarah lost her first 2th.

And the Dinky Award for clever word play goes to ...

Da Bullman! :dancingbanana:

:wavey:

dango
10-16-2012, 17:20
And the Dinky Award for clever word play goes to ...

Da Bullman! :dancingbanana:

:wavey:

Well , now that everything is perfectly UN-CLEAR , that don't help....! :upeyes:

dango
10-16-2012, 18:37
Well , so be it ..! I can not and will not continue this spectical while not knowing if a negative nerve has been poked.......!

And so ends this thread , no harm meant.......!

tous
10-16-2012, 18:54
Uh, this thread has life yet.
Do not stake it before its time.

Bullman
10-16-2012, 18:57
Nerves have polarity?

Bullman
10-16-2012, 18:58
What was really cool was the 2th fairy came while we were gone too, heck, I always thought it was my parents that left that money under my pillow.

dango
10-16-2012, 19:15
THAT WASN'T NICE and all the air hath been taken from my sails.
Hmmm !

Need time to recover.................!..Very , very , very confusing!

:faint:

dango
10-16-2012, 19:21
Uh, this thread has life yet.
Do not stake it before its time.

%$#*& , and *^&%$#)(*..............*%#@........!

YOU ARE A SICK PERSONAGE , I like sick people ..! :supergrin:

Well , ok then part 2-th shall continue but , not tonight.......!
I have lost the flow for now and will return in the mornig..!
This has gotten really confusung and I must regroup....!
I shall return........!

tous
10-17-2012, 05:45
Don't just continue, continueth, good sir.

Bullman
10-17-2012, 10:53
This thread is taking on a very warm medieval feel to it, I liketh it very mucheth.

Forsooth, yon 2th has forsaken our beautiful young maiden and left her lower set looking like the port cullis (have no idea if I spelled that right.)

tous
10-17-2012, 16:57
Close.

Portcullis. In a traditional castle, the grill that covered the end of the drawbridge and went up to let folk in and down to keep folk out.

:supergrin:

:wavey:

dango
10-17-2012, 18:16
Ok then......!

Thee post is on hold for just today.....! Something happened
that I have not been able to do since my first surgery ,(LAST YEAR , Nov. 8th)....! That whole surgery did something to my hands , THEY did not FUNCTION very well , almost not at all..!

I'm into Glocks and you know that (SLIDE-STOP) thingy , ?
I have not been able to field strip any Glocks because of that
(THINGY)...!

Today , I DID IT......:supergrin: I am a happy camper , YES..!
I will continue this insanity perhaps Friday..! Until then , I am
VERTICAL and ERECT.....:supergrin: Major HAPPY.....:supergrin:

PS: It is now late evening , Me , myself , I , my wife , my dog , on my bed , surrounded by G-17 , G-20 , G-30 and my G-36......!
I feel a dry dream tonight...I am 60 so's dry it is but , a dream
all the same....MAJOR HAPPY.......etH....! I DID IT...!!

Bullman
10-18-2012, 03:05
Close.

Portcullis. In a traditional castle, the grill that covered the end of the drawbridge and went up to let folk in and down to keep folk out.

:supergrin:

:wavey:

So basically I should have taken out the space, but that was the whole point, there is a space now, where once there was a 2th.

Bullman
10-18-2012, 03:06
Ok then......!

Thee post is on hold for just today.....! Something happened
that I have not been able to do since my first surgery ,(LAST YEAR , Nov. 8th)....! That whole surgery did something to my hands , THEY did not FUNCTION very well , almost not at all..!

I'm into Glocks and you know that (SLIDE-STOP) thingy , ?
I have not been able to field strip any Glocks because of that
(THINGY)...!

Today , I DID IT......:supergrin: I am a happy camper , YES..!
I will continue this insanity perhaps Friday..! Until then , I am
VERTICAL and ERECT.....:supergrin: Major HAPPY.....:supergrin:


PS: It is now late evening , Me , myself , I , my wife , my dog , on my bed , surrounded by G-17 , G-20 , G-30 and my G-36......!
I feel a dry dream tonight...I am 60 so's dry it is but , a dream
all the same....MAJOR HAPPY.......etH....! I DID IT...!!

do you have an armorers tool?

dango
10-18-2012, 06:41
do you have an armorers tool?

I have enough equipment to build a (YUGO) from Sratch. :supergrin:

Over 35 or more years behind me and considered , A (MASTER-CRAFST-MAN) , Hard to be humble but too many non-believers,
so be it ........! :supergrin:

Bullman
10-18-2012, 12:47
I could use a Yugo with a mildly tuned up 350, how about it? :supergrin:

dango
10-18-2012, 14:46
I could use a Yugo with a mildly tuned up 350, how about it? :supergrin:

Feul ? :

Aspiration or feul injection................? :dunno:

Bullman
10-18-2012, 17:56
hnmmmmmmmmmmmmm, good question.

tous
10-18-2012, 18:42
Answer the man.

I'm thinkin' a fuelie Yugo would be ... just a Yugo with a good engine.

dango
10-18-2012, 19:40
I had a blast today ! You would really have to see the floor plan
of my home to grasp this but , I am still stuck in this bed and as I lay here , I was able to target shoot through the open sliding doors.

First time since that first surgery , too long. Brass everywhere,
and the wife........:supergrin:, not exactly (HAPPY) about this !

200 rnds. , may take years to find all the brass but , I just HAD
to..! The wife and (MOM) went to town shopping and before she left , I axed her to hang a paper plate in a near by tree...! My back yard , nothing but woods so safety was not much of an issue .

Ear muffs , G-17, two boxes WWB-9mm. , FMJ , 115 grain, 200 rnds. nobody around :supergrin:EAR to EAR smile....and can not put into words how MUCH FUN I really had...! Some of that brass was a little (HOT) , but............!

With luck , I should be VERTICLE in about , mmm.! 4 1/2
weeks and start thee (MID-EVIL) torture or THEOROPY !

I am back , sort-of.....! :supergrin:

PS: , About that brass , I think there is one stuck in the crack of my ass as we speak..!

You all know how DANGEROUS guns are and when they feel like shooting , Well , you know , ....I had nothing to do with it.....!
(BAN) guns , they can not be trusted........! Who would a Thunk..?

dango
10-18-2012, 19:42
Answer the man.

I'm thinkin' a fuelie Yugo would be ... just a Yugo with a good engine.

I have but again , a VISION , ......WINGS......?

dango
10-19-2012, 00:11
YO , Bullman:

I took that WAY WRONG.....! Thought someone kicked the bucket or somethin....! That Me , Myself and I thing is just
not the same . (I) , jumped off the bridge , (Myself) followed,
And now (ME) , am solo , just me and my dog now.....!

Hmmm.?....Me and the dog....! Hmmmmmm ?

It could happen......!....OH NO...! Her we go again......!

OK THEN , part Three-eth....? :supergrin: EeeeeK :shocked:

tous
10-19-2012, 14:04
Bringeth oneth parteth threeth.