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The Maggy
10-15-2012, 19:43
http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/alexis-wright-zumba.jpg

http://news.yahoo.com/police-release-21-names-maine-zumba-sex-case-215139911.html

:whistling:

*ASH*
10-15-2012, 19:48
nothing like Maine seafood :rofl::rofl::rofl:

and IBTL .

Zonny
10-15-2012, 19:57
Kenneboink Maine?

frank4570
10-15-2012, 20:20
Can't be. Prostitution is illegal. Oh, and it's immoral.

Halojumper
10-15-2012, 21:03
Can't be. Prostitution is illegal. Oh, and it's immoral.

according to whom?

frank4570
10-15-2012, 21:14
according to whom?

The people who made the laws. Southern democrats I think, currently known as republicans.

I would have given her a very nice tip.

Snaps
10-15-2012, 21:46
i was gonna say no, becuase every girl I've met who says she does zumba is fat.... but that girl seems great!

jpa
10-15-2012, 21:50
i was gonna say no, becuase every girl I've met who says she does zumba is fat.... but that girl seems great!

She's the instructor. Meaning she's a piece of eye candy that the men in the class lust after and the women make catty remarks about but secretly wish they looked just like her. Same as pretty much every workout instructor I've ever seen.

Halojumper
10-15-2012, 21:51
The people who made the laws. Southern democrats I think, currently known as republicans.

I would have given her a very nice tip.

So you're saying you let southern democrats dictate to you what's moral?

Pima Pants
10-15-2012, 21:54
Kenneboink Maine?

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

frank4570
10-15-2012, 22:03
So you're saying you let southern democrats dictate to you what's moral?

I'm saying they out-vote me.

I voted against making gay marriage illegal in this state. I got out-voted.
There are also morality laws which I frequently violate. But I've never seen a cop in my bedroom. Yet. I've never seen a female in uniform in my bedroom ,,,yet.:innocent:

MstrPara
10-16-2012, 04:49
My widowed 79 year old mother lives about 2 miles from the Zumba studio in question.

She's very old school, formal, 'proper', if you will. Kennebunk's a town full of retirees, not much bad happens there.

When I spoke to her on the phone last week, she was trying to describe the 'scandal' going on just down the road..........without actually SAYING what was going on (I'd already read about it on the internet).

After about 10 minutes of me innocently asking her "why, Mom? I don't understand why people are being arrested for doing Zumba?" type comments, she finally got exasperated and told me "Its a prostitution ring......that's where men go and have sex with women for money!"

I'm 42 years old, and an a'hole to my mother :supergrin:. But it made me laugh.

skeeter7
10-16-2012, 04:54
Seems like a great place for the husbands to drop off the wife and get a workout themselves at the same time. What's wrong with that? :popcorn:

costanza187
10-16-2012, 05:33
Kenneboink Maine?

:rofl:

nmk
10-16-2012, 06:03
That's a lot of charges and resources. I hope the victim gets some closure.

Ridiculous.

Halojumper
10-16-2012, 06:24
I'm saying they out-vote me.

I voted against making gay marriage illegal in this state. I got out-voted.
There are also morality laws which I frequently violate. But I've never seen a cop in my bedroom. Yet. I've never seen a female in uniform in my bedroom ,,,yet.:innocent:

Okay, since you put it that way I agree with you.

Dennis in MA
10-16-2012, 09:23
If Alexis Wright, I don't wanna do no Wrong! LOL


There is a "Gentlemen's" barber shop going in down the street from my office. They've been building it for about 3 months now. It's one of those "hot babes cut your hair" places.

But as I watch the build-out, I notice there is barely room for 2 chairs in front AND EIGHT CLOSED-DOOR ROOMS IN BACK!

I'm expecting it really isn't about hair-cutting. Assuming I'm right, I'm gonna wait til it gets opened, THEN call the Mayor. Then the local rag. At least some workmen are getting paid for some fine carpentry while we all wait. LOL

The Maggy
10-16-2012, 10:12
If Alexis Wright, I don't wanna do no Wrong! LOL


There is a "Gentlemen's" barber shop going in down the street from my office. They've been building it for about 3 months now. It's one of those "hot babes cut your hair" places.

But as I watch the build-out, I notice there is barely room for 2 chairs in front AND EIGHT CLOSED-DOOR ROOMS IN BACK!

I'm expecting it really isn't about hair-cutting. Assuming I'm right, I'm gonna wait til it gets opened, THEN call the Mayor. Then the local rag. At least some workmen are getting paid for some fine carpentry while we all wait. LOL
Ah, what's wrong with having a place that will take "just a little off the top" nearby?

G19Tony
10-16-2012, 10:38
Kenneboink Maine?

Very good Kathy. :rofl:

turretg
10-16-2012, 10:47
Ok, who blew the whistle?:whistling:

nikerret
10-16-2012, 11:16
Yep, she's hot.

hpracing007
10-16-2012, 11:22
If Alexis Wright, I don't wanna do no Wrong! LOL


There is a "Gentlemen's" barber shop going in down the street from my office. They've been building it for about 3 months now. It's one of those "hot babes cut your hair" places.

But as I watch the build-out, I notice there is barely room for 2 chairs in front AND EIGHT CLOSED-DOOR ROOMS IN BACK!

I'm expecting it really isn't about hair-cutting. Assuming I'm right, I'm gonna wait til it gets opened, THEN call the Mayor. Then the local rag. At least some workmen are getting paid for some fine carpentry while we all wait. LOL

Dude, don't hate. We all need a little trim.

DustyJacket
10-16-2012, 12:30
$150,000 in 18 months?
The woman must be an expert.......

"It's a shame she was hanging out with these older men and getting money from them."
I think her hanging out is what attracted the old men. :)

Zonny
10-16-2012, 12:55
Very good Kathy. :rofl:

Could have been better. I should have abbreviated Maine. (ME). Lol


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Dennis in MA
10-16-2012, 12:56
LOL

Lemme put it this way: NIMBY!

Well, maybe in my actual backyard. . . with my wife. . . but I don't need a string of people wandering around for this in a business district.

Angry Fist
10-16-2012, 13:01
$150,000 in 18 months?
The woman must be an expert.......

"It's a shame she was hanging out with these older men and getting money from them."
I think her hanging out is what attracted the old men. :)
My ugly toothless girls on the corner bring in more than that...

Gallium
10-16-2012, 13:05
according to whom?


The book of Kozel. :whistling:

Gallium
10-16-2012, 13:07
Ok, who blew the whistle?:whistling:


The zumba instructor, and she was charging money for that, and a whole lot more.

Gallium
10-16-2012, 13:08
My ugly toothless girls on the corner bring in more than that...


Yes, because men pay them to get off the ****ing corner. :tongueout:

KalashniKEV
10-16-2012, 14:46
But as I watch the build-out, I notice there is barely room for 2 chairs in front AND EIGHT CLOSED-DOOR ROOMS IN BACK!

...I'm gonna wait til it gets opened, THEN call the Mayor. Then the local rag.

And what do you plan on telling them? That there's a haircut shop with "EIGHT CLOSED-DOOR ROOMS IN BACK!"

:rofl:

Also, who's the "local rag?"

:dunno:

Kevin108
10-16-2012, 15:04
I would have given her a very nice tip.

:rofl:

Angry Fist
10-16-2012, 16:24
Yes, because men pay them to get off the ****ing corner. :tongueout:
Works for me! :wedgie: