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dango
10-16-2012, 07:39
This here is a little story about my stay for many years in South West Florida .

As mentioned , That's where the money is so I started my business there.
It all started after Hurricane Wilma.Some how , my house and three others were unscathed ?I still had juice ! Nobody else
did.Go figure ?I lost many shingles , my back patio but , that was it. People by the score asked for help. My house looked like a pasta dinner .Extention chords to the hood so the little ones would have at least cold food........No problem..!

Then , 3:00 AM a knock on my door.An Hispanic lady freaking out that a B-n-E was occuring , I grab my pistola and proceed to
check it out.I subdue the drunk nut-case and all is good.

Things return to to normal. I (Dee White Mang) am surrounded
By Hispanics and they don't really like me .No wave , no smile,
nothin.They know me though. Well skilled in the Katana and own guns. I practice Katas every day and they watch. I been into that sword since I was nineteen and do know how to use.it.

NOW , I got an atitude.I go to the mall and have a custom T-shirt made . I return home , grab my Katana and proceed to my front yard sporting my new T-shirt.

The sword is flaming and flashing with sun-beams , slicing ,
spinning , flipping and while wearing my new T-shirt that says,

I'm OK You're a Hispanic.....:supergrin:

tous
10-16-2012, 17:07
Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me bananas ...

:supergrin:

dango
10-16-2012, 17:17
Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me bananas ...

:supergrin:

They did not like me , 200 to me and mine ! Insanity do have it's
advantages........I was the first to offer an open hand to help.!

Not a smile , wave , nothin......their problem , not mine...!

YES.....MR. TALLYMAN-ETH .......x's...PIE........:supergrin:

tous
10-16-2012, 18:53
You say the word, that tallyman be shot a little and then rode out of town on a rail.

dango
10-16-2012, 19:44
Thee odds , I am insane and like thee odds , nothin like a little challenge to gits the old blood flowin. I am not brave , no hero
just (AUTO-PILOT) insane...........! Many a time in my life ,
I have done things and after the fact axed myself ........
WTF.........Why did I do that.........? Purely (AUTO-PILOT)..!
Nothin bad , just got to do what's got to be done....!


(AUTO-PILOT)...............! :supergrin:

tous
10-17-2012, 05:45
All hail the Dango! :notworthy:

eracer
10-17-2012, 06:27
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/256710/not-my-waterpark

Best line is at 1:03

dango
10-17-2012, 19:51
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/256710/not-my-waterpark

Best line is at 1:03

Don't now EXACTLY to whom you direct that to , (I) was the MINORITY........got it.

If I cared , we could take it to the Lounge but , I don't care..!

Keep it VERTICLE mang......:supergrin:

dango
10-17-2012, 21:27
[QUOTE=tous;19526832]All hail the Dango! :n

Off your knees swine..! I , bow to you..!