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dango
10-16-2012, 21:48
Well , it's that time again and I hate it . Ever since Obummer
passed that (PATRIOT-ACT+) etc. thing , plus 20,000 executive
etc's , regs. , rules , and again ETC's , life has gotten out of control (INSANE).....!

The simplest task , I need a ridiculous amount of patients and
a rain-forest of paper work , proof ! The fact that I am here
in person is no proof of an entity exsisting..!
What am I talking about.....? DRIVER'S LICENSE RENEWEL..!

LIST OF NEEDED ITEMS:
1-Picture ID
2-SS card
3-Marrage License
4-Noterized Birth Certificate
5-Last utility bill
6-Eye scan
7-finger print copy
8-Proof that these are ,YES , really MY hands etc....!
9-Blood work and proof that it really , really is my blood..!
10-Proof that I did actually have parents.....!
11-Maiden name of said female parental unit....!
12-Proof of parental comitment........!
13-Proof of proof of all said items above.....!
14-Stool sample and proof of said stool sample...!
15-Oh yeah , urine and proof of said sample.........!

Now about this time , we're bordering MID-EVIL times and I'm running out of proof.....and patients.....!
16-Proof that I really , really am running out of patients..!

I'LL WALK SCREW THIS..........!Sheeeeeeeez......!
And I still need a ****ing License....! :shocked:

goldenlight
10-17-2012, 03:40
Well , it's that time again and I hate it . Ever since Obummer
passed that (PATRIOT-ACT+) etc. thing , plus 20,000 executive
etc's , regs. , rules , and again ETC's , life has gotten out of control (INSANE).....!

The simplest task , I need a ridiculous amount of patients and
a rain-forest of paper work , proof ! The fact that I am here
in person is no proof of an entity exsisting..!
What am I talking about.....? DRIVER'S LICENSE RENEWEL..!

LIST OF NEEDED ITEMS:
1-Picture ID
2-SS card
3-Marrage License
4-Noterized Birth Certificate
5-Last utility bill
6-Eye scan
7-finger print copy
8-Proof that these are ,YES , really MY hands etc....!
9-Blood work and proof that it really , really is my blood..!
10-Proof that I did actually have parents.....!
11-Maiden name of said female parental unit....!
12-Proof of parental comitment........!
13-Proof of proof of all said items above.....!
14-Stool sample and proof of said stool sample...!
15-Oh yeah , urine and proof of said sample.........!

Now about this time , we're bordering MID-EVIL times and I'm running out of proof.....and patients.....!
16-Proof that I really , really am running out of patients..!

I'LL WALK SCREW THIS..........!Sheeeeeeeez......!
And I still need a ****ing License....! :shocked:

Really? REALLY? This the best you can come up with?

Wow. Too bad.

MB-G26
10-17-2012, 03:55
Dango, I am sorry but you completely lost me - I have no idea what you are talking about, even taking into consideration that you apparently exaggerating a tad.

??????????????????????????????

CLoft239
10-17-2012, 04:33
Wow... I just renewed mine on the 1st. I showed them my old DL, had my picture taken, got handed my new DL, and walked out.

Fail troll is fail.

Sent from the Titanic. I named my phone "The Titanic" so when I plug it into the computer it says "The Titanic is syncing".

Stoneyrn
10-17-2012, 04:42
In the Great State of Georgia, Dango is right. I recently renewed and it was abit time consuming there were a couple of people that were on their second trip due to lack of proof of residence and citizenship(birth certificate)

Psychman
10-17-2012, 04:45
Here, in Indiana. I renewed mine online. It is good until 2018. No fuss no muss and no eye scanning.

SunsetMan
10-17-2012, 05:15
Just tell them you are an illegal immigrant and you can bypass all of that :supergrin:

I was surprised when Georgia wanted a birth certificate, requiring a second trip. A Kansas driver's license was not enough for them.

paul45
10-17-2012, 05:19
Patients? :whistling:

RimfireMan
10-17-2012, 05:21
Just tell them you are an illegal immigrant and you can bypass all of that :supergrin:

I was surprised when Georgia wanted a birth certificate, requiring a second trip. A Kansas driver's license was not enough for them.
Some of those people from Kansas aren't born, they come from spontaneous generation.
:rofl:

DaverZ
10-17-2012, 05:29
Here in florida you provide Birth cir.,a current bill once,they put a gold star on your license ,I was told that you only provide all the above mentioned again if you move.

fx77
10-17-2012, 05:50
U forgot DNA sequencing from an approved lab :)

dango
10-17-2012, 06:10
You people have no sense of humor ! For was was only making lite and having FUN with this .

Never , never , forget how to LAUGH , says: DANFUSIOUS ..!

A rusty nail , now that ain't funny , this ^ attempt at humor ,

OK../ OK....! :tongueout:

Preperation-H time yse----?

Dalton Wayne
10-17-2012, 06:18
Here in florida you provide Birth cir.,a current bill once,they put a gold star on your license ,I was told that you only provide all the above mentioned again if you move.
Now in Florida you need a BC. utility bill, copy of tax bill or something to prove where you reside it's ridiculous..

dre23
10-17-2012, 06:48
Yep that reminds I have to figure out how to get a copy of my Birth certificate from Alabama, so I can renew my Florida license at the end of next month. Fun times ahead!

nmk
10-17-2012, 09:49
Patients? :whistling:

I've always heard that employment in medical fields is pretty secure. He must be doing something wrong. Or a lot of things wrong.

G36's Rule
10-17-2012, 10:08
Dango, I am sorry but you completely lost me - I have no idea what you are talking about, even taking into consideration that you apparently exaggerating a tad.

??????????????????????????????

Nobody understands what dango is talking about, ever. He swears he doesn't drink alcohol, but I'm not so sure... :shocked:

Kind of funny to read though.

Patience...

Chuck66
10-17-2012, 10:51
Yep that reminds I have to figure out how to get a copy of my Birth certificate from Alabama, so I can renew my Florida license at the end of next month. Fun times ahead!

From the CDC's website:

Event: Birth

Cost of copy: $15.00

Address:
Alabama Center for Health Statistics
Alabama Department of Public Health
P.O. Box 5625
Montgomery, AL 36103-5625

Remarks: State office has records since January 1908. Additional copies of the same record ordered at the same time are $6.00 each.

Personal check or money order should be made payable to State Board of Health. To verify current fees, the telephone number is (334) 206-5418. This will be a recorded message. Information on how to obtain certified copies is also available via the Internet at Alabama Department of Public Health, Vital Records website. A signature of the applicant is required.

AZson
10-17-2012, 19:53
You forgot a note from your mother.

dango
10-17-2012, 20:09
You forgot a note from your mother.

I am not goin to dig her up......sad....no note..:crying:

If you don't like to laugh , I will stop and no , I don't need to drink and havn't in many years ! Hmmm ? I don't want to see
what I might say if I were drunk.........:shocked:

Exaggerating a tad...? Now that was funny , Thank you , there is HUMOR out there....! If you only knew...? I am absolutly comfortable
with who I am and what I am , total FREEDOM , and PROUD of it..!

dango
10-17-2012, 20:46
I just had a GREAT brain fart..! Why don't somebody start a thread (WHY DANGO SHOULD BE MORE LIKE ME)....!

Impress me , show (ME) how you all THINK or WHAT I should be like.! This really sounds like fun and not to worry , (I) can take
it , So's ......Who will be first , have at it...! :supergrin:

I await............:tongueout:

Altaris
10-17-2012, 20:50
Put down the coffee.

dango
10-17-2012, 21:21
Put down the coffee.

Wow........Profound........I'm compressed........! :tongueout:

janice6
10-17-2012, 21:42
Aaaa for the "good old days". I was from Minnesota.

When I was in the Navy 1950's in Charleston, SC, I sent a letter to a rep in Arkansas and said I lived in his jurisdiction, and wanted a drivers license, but I was on duty and couldn't show up in person.

It cost me 50 cents, sent back by mail, was hand written in pencil, with perforated edges on four sides. All the guys got them in case we got picked up for DUI and had our home state license revoked.

Only a guy from Radford, W Va needed to use his for a while.

dango
10-17-2012, 22:53
Well , I am an open book......! I see 172,306 members .......!

Keep it civil , there are rules pre-set so's , got to play by the
rules and the entertainmnet value....? PRICELESS.......!

:tongueout: and again :tongueout:.......!