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Peace Officer
10-17-2012, 08:53
Obama won last night mainly because he was wearing his Muslim Faith Ring. I think ALL Americans should be issued Prayer Rugs so that we as a nation can kneel and pray in the direction of Meca and and give thanks to Alah for giving us a President like Obama! PRAISE ALAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace Officer
10-17-2012, 09:00
Why wasn't Candy Crowley or is it COWley wearing her Burka at the debate?

Taurus851
10-17-2012, 09:41
Obama won last night mainly because he was wearing his Muslim Faith Ring. I think ALL Americans should be issued Prayer Rugs so that we as a nation can kneel and pray in the direction of Meca and and give thanks to Alah for giving us a President like Obama! PRAISE ALAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you forget about Mittens wearing his Magic Morman Underwear?

BuckeyePPC
10-17-2012, 09:43
There are 2 C's in Mecca and 2 L's in Allah, infidel !! :tongueout:

marchboom
10-17-2012, 10:55
But now there is an even higher power than allah. And that is obama. When on the gov't prayer rug (soon to be a mandatory purchase by the citizens) you must kneel and pray in the direction of obama's location...where ever that may be. When in doubt, a golf course is always a safe alternative.

FFR Spyder GT
10-17-2012, 11:06
Did you forget about Mittens wearing his Magic Morman Underwear?

All the polls show that Obama won the debate.

Romney got caught in too many lies.

marchboom
10-17-2012, 11:21
All the polls show that Obama won the debate.

Romney got caught in too many lies.

Guess there's nothing more to be said on this topic.

obama sponsored ffr spyder has spoken.

Next topic please.

aircarver
10-17-2012, 11:27
All the polls show that Obama won the debate.

Romney got caught in too many lies.

Breathtaking. ... :upeyes:

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jaws48
10-17-2012, 11:32
Obama won last night mainly because he was wearing his Muslim Faith Ring. I think ALL Americans should be issued Prayer Rugs so that we as a nation can kneel and pray in the direction of Meca and and give thanks to Alah for giving us a President like Obama! PRAISE ALAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It took me a while (I'm a little slow on the uptake) but I think I saw the "tongue in your cheek"....at least I hope so.

series1811
10-17-2012, 14:44
All the polls show that Obama won the debate.

Romney got caught in too many lies.

And,if you don't believe FFR, go ask the DNC and they will tell you the exact same thing.

There. Proof. :supergrin: