in the spirit of Halloween... gonna fly in a Spiderman suit next week

[Gallium]

After 4 hops (and four rounds of opting out of the radiation,back scatter machine) this weekend, which translated to four gropings by the TSA, I think next week I will fly in a Spiderman suit minus face mask and shoes.

It does help that I have to go to a party next week...hopefully I won't land on a mutant watchlist.

[686Owner]

I thought you had to be selected for the extra screening. You got selected all 4 times?

[kirgi08]

:needspics:

She was probably hot.'08. Mornin Drew. :wavey:

[Easterbrook]

I know that Southwest Airlines employees wear costumes on Halloween, so you may not be out of place.

[G17Jake]

I thought you had to be selected for the extra screening. You got selected all 4 times?

Maybe he volunteers? :supergrin:

[coastal4974]

I'd go for the Batman suit, sends a better message.

[Gallium]

I always opt out of the body imager. Exposure to radiation is cumulative.

There is a way to not get the hands on the nuts (used it on the flight before this thread started), but I won't say here...

[Fredneck1]

Naw, I think he should dress up as the "Joker". Then after the cavity search courtesy of the TSA accuse them of profiling :rofl:

[Dalton Wayne]

Do they make spiderman costumes that big :dunno:


Just kidding Gallium, we all love and respect you

Regards
DW

[Gareth68]

My crack reporting team has gotten pictures of Gallium's test run....


http://www.pitch.com/imager/deadly-briefs-halloweiner-spooktacular/b/original/2569399/1016/FatSpiderman.jpg

[Gallium]

My crack reporting team has gotten pictures of Gallium's test run....


http://www.pitch.com/imager/deadly-briefs-halloweiner-spooktacular/b/original/2569399/1016/FatSpiderman.jpg

Wow the camera DOES make me look 40lbs slimmer and 6" taller...:rofl:

[glock_19guy1983]

Wow the camera DOES make me look 40lbs slimmer and 6" taller...:rofl:

quite the camel toe you have going there. Its nearly a moose knuckle.:tongueout:

[BEER]

it looks like that man's spare tire deflated. lol

[dango]

I'm going as a Gay Dick Chaney........:supergrin: