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RWBlue
10-21-2012, 08:12
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

PaulMason
10-21-2012, 08:20
Hint - the bread slicing machine came into production in 1928.

Annoyedgrunt
10-21-2012, 08:21
Sock garters?

Davegrave
10-21-2012, 08:21
Whole loaves.

Baba Louie
10-21-2012, 08:24
Hmmmmm... sliced bread... Wonder Bread of the 30s, the 1st to come pre-sliced...

Chopped Liver? :embarassed:

unit1069
10-21-2012, 08:25
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?


An opposing thumb.

el_jewapo
10-21-2012, 08:47
Whisky. Who wants to eat on an empty stomach?

happyguy
10-21-2012, 08:48
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Bottled beer

Regards,
Happyguy :)

donbarzini
10-21-2012, 08:51
good question...i would say painkillers..morphine..heroin...then sliced bread

jame
10-21-2012, 08:52
Radio.

shotgunred
10-21-2012, 08:54
It would have to be the 1911.

Hailstorm
10-21-2012, 08:54
Colt Peacemaker

Angry Fist
10-21-2012, 08:56
Free sex.

happy seal
10-21-2012, 09:03
Beta motorcycles of course! 1904!

Aux Bear
10-21-2012, 09:06
The Wheel!

domin8ss
10-21-2012, 09:07
The horseless carriage

Dave.1
10-21-2012, 09:12
Can opener. :supergrin:

Dave

Bruce M
10-21-2012, 09:14
Fire.

meleors
10-21-2012, 09:55
Penicillin

clancy
10-21-2012, 10:40
Condoms.

BEER
10-21-2012, 10:45
Free sex.

that's an oxymoron. you ALWAYS pay for sex to some degree or another, ALWAYS.

JW1178
10-21-2012, 11:01
Colt Peacemaker

DING DING DING... we have a WINNER!!

that's an oxymoron. you ALWAYS pay for sex to some degree or another, ALWAYS.

You sure have that right. Not only is it costly, but it's a gamble. You really don't know the true cost until later. For just sex, even a high dollar prostitute is a bargain.

gruntmedik
10-21-2012, 11:11
Peanut Butter

vikingsoftpaw
10-21-2012, 11:17
French Baguette

Atlas
10-21-2012, 11:18
Gunpowder.


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TK-421
10-21-2012, 11:22
Whore houses/venereal disease cures.

Jake Starr
10-21-2012, 11:26
TP :whistling:

tous
10-21-2012, 11:33
Dirt.

Dalton Wayne
10-21-2012, 11:45
Females

Green_Manelishi
10-21-2012, 11:48
Whisky

nursetim
10-21-2012, 11:50
Bees knees?

professorpinki
10-21-2012, 11:50
light bulb.

napp32
10-21-2012, 12:07
Bread slicer.

http://p2.la-img.com/607/10062/2249452_1_l.jpg

Johnspark
10-21-2012, 12:17
Whisky. Who wants to eat on an empty stomach?


Did the whisky cause that?

:rofl:

crazycooter91
10-21-2012, 12:28
the 1911 and the rest of John Moses Browning's firearm inventions DUH

TBO
10-21-2012, 12:32
2nd Amendment

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Angry Fist
10-21-2012, 14:36
that's an oxymoron. you ALWAYS pay for sex to some degree or another, ALWAYS.
As a teen, it only cost me a little time. That's where I'm drawin' the line. As an adult, sex keeps me broker than hell.

Buki192327
10-21-2012, 15:49
Free sex.

No such thing!!:shocked:

Sex, will keep you broke, regardless of being single or married. :supergrin:

Bruce M
10-21-2012, 16:19
TP :whistling:

Gotta admit if it is not at the top it has to be close

Gliderguy
10-21-2012, 16:26
Hot Cherry Pie.

Ironbar
10-21-2012, 17:28
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

I'm pretty sure sex is still better than sliced bread, and came way before it. (No pun intended).

G29Reload
10-21-2012, 17:41
Pay toilets.

/thread

ChuteTheMall
10-21-2012, 17:47
What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

The knife.

Now go make me a sammich.

:eat: