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Dalton Wayne
10-24-2012, 15:29
http://www.theladbible.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_photo/public/image_1350844795245403%2012.26.18%2011.31.29.jpg

geronimo509
10-24-2012, 15:40
what a horrible way to die

pesticidal
10-24-2012, 15:51
what a horrible way to die

Yeah, a real bummer....

dango
10-24-2012, 16:15
It is very rare that I ever become speechless but It just happened.......! :shocked:

HollowHead
10-24-2012, 16:40
Ah, the old "Katherine The Great Treatment." HH

Trew2Life
10-24-2012, 16:43
Howindahell did the zebra get the man's pants and underwear off to damage his rectum ??:dunno:

shotgunred
10-24-2012, 16:44
I have heard jokes about being F to death but this is the first time I have actually heard of it happening.

robin303
10-24-2012, 16:46
:faint:"Kids" Something happened to daddy.

rednoved
10-24-2012, 16:48
No way.

el_jewapo
10-24-2012, 16:49
How did this dude live to be 52 in the first place? I would have expected a lion attack. Going into their natural habitat dressed as their natural prey and all. I think if it were me, I'd take the lion.

windpoint
10-24-2012, 16:50
Photoshop is fun!

Altaris
10-24-2012, 17:19
Howindahell did the zebra get the man's pants and underwear off to damage his rectum ??:dunno:

That was my thought as well. And who the hell says "bummed to death"

JLA
10-24-2012, 17:24
Yeah, a real bummer....



Uh hu....I saw that :whistling:

NeverMore1701
10-24-2012, 17:27
Howindahell did the zebra get the man's pants and underwear off to damage his rectum ??:dunno:

This.

crazycooter91
10-24-2012, 17:31
I'm F'ing speechless

treeline
10-24-2012, 17:51
That was my thought as well. And who the hell says "bummed to death"

It's English slang, roughly equivilent to surprise buttsecks.

"Do you like my shirt?"
"Sure, it's perfect if you plan on getting bummed to death by Elton John."

Goldendog Redux
10-24-2012, 18:07
Well, I guess if you go walking around in zebra territory you deserve to get trampled by zebras

SGT HATRED
10-24-2012, 18:12
Well, I guess if you go walking around in zebra territory you deserve to get trampled by zebras

Trampled? This guy was raped.... Injuries to his back, neck, and RECTUM:shocked:

NeverMore1701
10-24-2012, 18:12
Trampled? This guy was raped.... Injuries to his back, neck, and RECTUM:shocked:

Unless he pulled his own pants down, didn't happen.

SGT HATRED
10-24-2012, 18:14
I once herd that a full grown gorilla could rape you through 6pairs of denim if he wanted to...

NeverMore1701
10-24-2012, 18:15
I once herd that a full grown gorilla could rape you through 6pairs of denim if he wanted to...

Not without removing 'em.

treeline
10-24-2012, 18:18
Unless he pulled his own pants down, didn't happen.

Yeah, pretty sure it a joke. The guy being from Newcastle is a reference to the Newcastle United strip.

The guy would have looked something like this:
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Sport/Pix/columnists/2011/2/26/1298734627431/Kevin-Nolan-of-Newcastle--006.jpg

el_jewapo
10-24-2012, 18:19
Maybe he was wearing shorts and they kind of got pushed aside?

*ASH*
10-24-2012, 18:36
rectum hell , killed em !!!


and its not a true story .


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/KK_Koala/25784489.jpg

Trew2Life
10-24-2012, 18:42
Maybe he was wearing shorts and they kind of got pushed aside?

A zebra quickie :rofl:and maybe the zebra smoked a cigarette afterward and promised to call him in the morning.

Rotn1
10-24-2012, 19:25
rectum hell , killed em !!!


and its not a true story .


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/KK_Koala/25784489.jpg

Darn, beat me to it. A classic

TK-421
10-24-2012, 19:29
I have heard jokes about being F to death but this is the first time I have actually heard of it happening.

Mr. Hands

It's the reason why beastiality is illegal in Washington State.

frizz
10-24-2012, 19:32
Trampled? This guy was raped.... Injuries to his back, neck, and RECTUM:shocked:

Rectum? It killed 'em.

Steel Head
10-24-2012, 19:33
Howindahell did the zebra get the man's pants and underwear off to damage his rectum ??:dunno:

With its TEEF:whistling:

frizz
10-24-2012, 19:36
Anyone ever seen the video of the Mexican dude who was peeing, and a donkey started chasing him around trying to mount him?

While I am serious, and I have seen the vid, this needs to be said: Talk about a donkey show!

LASTRESORT20
10-24-2012, 19:45
rectum hell , killed em !!!


and its not a true story .


http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/KK_Koala/25784489.jpg




Maybe so....but `it` will give a 10mm a run for its money on Penetration!:shocked:

NeverMore1701
10-24-2012, 19:45
Mr. Hands

It's the reason why beastiality is illegal in Washington State.

I'd vote to let as many weirdos kill themselves by horse injection as possible.

Magnus2131
10-24-2012, 19:50
If a Zebra wants to bum some guy, who are we to say it's wrong?:whistling:

ateamer
10-24-2012, 23:04
Rectum? It killed 'im.

AK_Stick
10-24-2012, 23:12
Unless he pulled his own pants down, didn't happen.



Now I'm not saying it did happen, but I would imagine, being chased through the thick, and somewhat nasty African brush, running for your life, from a zebra intent on humping you, it might be possible for your pants to fall.


Or perhaps, he was already at natures call when the zebra decided it wanted to break off a piece of that.

Scott3670
10-24-2012, 23:13
Normally this is where some sick individual would post a "Pics or it didn't happen" comment.... :wow:

.264 magnum
10-24-2012, 23:26
This.

The story may more may not be BS.

However, an excited zebra could easy bite or rip a man's pants off in a flash.


All that said, any death certificate that mentions injuries to the rectum as being a cause of death.....well, as the Indians say, "it was a bad death".

Gallium
10-24-2012, 23:27
Looks like there is no dark gray area here. It's starkly contrasted - black and white.

droidfire
10-25-2012, 07:59
Pics or it didn't happen

There ya go.

series1811
10-25-2012, 08:07
Didn't something similar also happen to Hank Hill when swimming with dolphins?

pesticidal
10-25-2012, 08:17
Once you go black and white....