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Eurodriver
11-10-2012, 20:43
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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Sporaticus
11-10-2012, 20:48
Bless your heart. Life is really hard on you, isn't it.

el_jewapo
11-10-2012, 20:48
Well good luck. Only thing worse than a punch to the teeth is a punch to the teeth and not scoring.

ray9898
11-10-2012, 20:49
Epic.

Averageman
11-10-2012, 20:49
Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

FPS
11-10-2012, 20:55
Probably wasn't the smartest reply. But you already knew that.

Any pics?

.

Eurodriver
11-10-2012, 20:56
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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JDennis
11-10-2012, 20:57
Really?? Why even post something asinine as this? Was she checking out your sweet benz after you paid the kids 15 bucks to key it for you? Wow. If its true, some things are better kept to yourself...

ChuteTheMall
11-10-2012, 21:02
I'm disappointed that it wasn't by the sweet older lady you have the crush on.

Kingarthurhk
11-10-2012, 21:03
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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"Life is hard; its harder when you're stupid."-John Wayne.

Bruce M
11-10-2012, 21:05
I think the obvious lesson here is that under similar circumstances the correct response would be to say something such as "Could move to your left/right, please. You are hot but I am trying to check out your daughter." Then there is no confusion as to intentions.

Indianashooter
11-10-2012, 21:05
Was it worth the look? If so, do nothing and pay them another visit!

CJStudent
11-10-2012, 21:07
He's baaaaaaaaack.

NeverMore1701
11-10-2012, 21:07
Isn't that just a damn shame?


Wait, no, it's not.

Moron.

HollowHead
11-10-2012, 21:12
He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH

LASTRESORT20
11-10-2012, 21:12
~ "Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!" ~


`Find a way to get some Pic`s!

Thanks for the interesting share...:supergrin:

*ASH*
11-10-2012, 21:14
forget the story , so they were hot !!!!! how bout some pics , i know you took some lol . :supergrin:

dont let all the haters get ya down ,keep on pimping it :wavey:

finally no more bs politics threads and this thread shows we have recovered nicely .:supergrin::supergrin:

USMCsilver
11-10-2012, 21:15
For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!

OctoberRust
11-10-2012, 21:16
Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".

Adjuster
11-10-2012, 21:19
Facebook links?



/

FLIPPER 348
11-10-2012, 21:20
I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...



Call the cops??

costanza187
11-10-2012, 21:23
It's like a train wreck.

NeverMore1701
11-10-2012, 21:24
Also, good job getting your ass kicked by some random dude.

Angry Fist
11-10-2012, 21:27
My daughters would wash your mouth out with buckshot, even though they are half and a quarter your target age. You're lucky to be alive, ****o.

mj9mm
11-10-2012, 21:27
:rofl:, and now you're waiting for a response from the daughter:rofl:

NeverMore1701
11-10-2012, 21:29
My daughters would wash your mouth out with buckshot, even though they are half your target age. You're lucky to be alive, ****o.

What, your daughters are 6?

:whistling:

Angry Fist
11-10-2012, 21:31
What, your daughters are 6?

:whistling:
One of them is, and I'll win big time on GNG death match with her.

Averageman
11-10-2012, 21:32
Call the cops??
Call the Cops?

NeverMore1701
11-10-2012, 21:33
Call the Cops?

CALL THE CAPS?!














:tongueout:

Angry Fist
11-10-2012, 21:33
What, your daughters are 6?

:whistling:
After salting the jetski, and sweet talking the granny-nemisis with a box of grenades, it's a win-win. Killer DNA in action.

CJStudent
11-10-2012, 21:33
Call the Cops?

Sure. You know how he likes to have people laugh at his shenanigans.

certifiedfunds
11-10-2012, 21:36
You're lucky I only hit you once punk!

ithaca_deerslayer
11-10-2012, 21:37
You'd think the old guy would take it as a compliment.

Whether daughter or wife :)

ColdSteelNail
11-10-2012, 21:40
So, how was dinner?

Averageman
11-10-2012, 21:42
The first question the Cop asked was Why?
Eurodrivers reply "She wearing those Yoga pants, have you seen her in Yoga pants?"
It goes down hill from there, back up is called, the K9 units arrives, the taser gets fired and later he signs a release just to be on "Cops."

JMS
11-10-2012, 21:52
He should have just shot you and spared the rest of us your future postings. HH

You took the words out of my mouth.

Ragnar
11-10-2012, 21:59
Call the cops??

Really. They'd laugh at him. And if they even showed up, they'd probably put ED in the back seat to cool off.

IndyGunFreak
11-10-2012, 22:02
Of all of the People in the whole world this could have happened to, I would not have imagined it would be you.



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

:agree:

fnfalman
11-10-2012, 22:28
Was the father hot?

BEER
11-10-2012, 22:30
seriously, you had it coming.

the only fault i place on the father is not bludgeoning you more.

bmoore
11-10-2012, 22:35
Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".

+1, I am not really in "the know" with the Eurodriver posts but this sounds like the most power bunk I have ever heard.

Geeorge
11-10-2012, 22:38
Father -1

Tard - 0

GRIMLET
11-10-2012, 22:58
Dude, you are DRAMA ON A STICK!

BTW.
Happy Birthday, Marine!!!!!!


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racerford
11-10-2012, 22:59
Father -1

Tard - 0

Sub-Tard at best. :whistling:

Diesel McBadass
11-10-2012, 23:01
i wish he broke your hands so you would't be able to type this crap out

Detectorist
11-10-2012, 23:06
Pics or it didn't happen.

You give Marines a bad name.

Berto
11-10-2012, 23:10
Best I've felt since the election.

countrygun
11-10-2012, 23:15
For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!

Nah, but the Dad/Husband/ Puncher, welll.......

Bruce M
11-10-2012, 23:30
There are some events that it is pratically criminal that no one records the event on video for posterity...

NeverMore1701
11-10-2012, 23:34
Best I've felt since the election.

Haha no doubt!

jame
11-10-2012, 23:35
Go back tomorrow and tell us what happens.

gjk5
11-10-2012, 23:43
you made my night.


or more specifically: hot mom's husband made my night.

Sorry he did not pummel you more you doosh.

I am also pleasantly smug with the knowledge that you did not score with hot mom or daughter.








doosh.

jame
11-10-2012, 23:45
Honest to God, the election doesn't matter to me now.

I really want to know what he'll do next. I HAVE to come back here tomorrow night.

Folsom_Prison
11-10-2012, 23:55
See what happens when you step in some asain family's house chasing tail? Bruce Lee's cousin kicks your ass!

Beretta92guy
11-11-2012, 00:01
Is this 4 real???


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9jeeps
11-11-2012, 00:12
ED.... When you go into a house where there are some hot babes and a touchy Father/Husband. YOU NEVER LOOK at anything lower than the ceiling. Now! How about a pix of your jacked up Teef?

Mayhem like Me
11-11-2012, 00:13
He should have mounted and teebagged you....your place in the pack must be established...it would also be a better story..

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JimBianchi
11-11-2012, 00:25
Give him $5 and he might leave you alone.

Foxterriermom
11-11-2012, 00:51
I know that this totally wrong, but the thought of you getting punched in the mouth gives me a warm, fuzzy, gratifying feeling in the cockles of my heart.

slathrum
11-11-2012, 01:00
Wow, look at all the internet tough guys. So tough, you have to let everyone know it, rather than ignore the bait. Like voluntarily reading a thread entitles you let everyone know how badly you wish these things upon poor ED, who for some reason keeps having crazy things happen to him. I think I like ED. Seems like a funny guy. Between his shenanigans and the tough guys that inevitably get sucked in, it makes for good entertainment. ED disgraces Marines:rofl: No, ED is a model Marine that fits right in!

deserttactical45
11-11-2012, 01:33
Hahaha that's ****

Harper
11-11-2012, 02:06
Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

It's hard to believe a real person said that. It sounds more like bad writing by someone trying to convey the gist of a story. It's too dry and doesn't convey the emotion of someone about to throw a punch.
So work on your character development and then dialogue.

Chaos
11-11-2012, 03:58
Didn't know that GT had a /b/ section

Chaos

clancy
11-11-2012, 04:37
Honest to God, the election doesn't matter to me now.

I really want to know what he'll do next. I HAVE to come back here tomorrow night.

His life is epic, isn't it?

Deployment Solu
11-11-2012, 04:46
So the daughter is thinking....my DAD kicked his ass...no way he'll be able to protect this body!! ( or get any of it either!!!) LOL!!!

gwalchmai
11-11-2012, 05:33
For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!I'd like to buy the dad a beer.

GLWyandotte
11-11-2012, 05:49
Euro-
You weren't guy on Untold Stories Of The ER yesterday that got his unit stuck in the campstove were you?

Padre
11-11-2012, 05:52
"Dear Penthouse Forum:
You'll never guess what happened to me today.......":rofl:

RedNine
11-11-2012, 06:07
That sounds like a hundred different stupid commercials for beer and body spray. So, what did you really get punched for?

Jake Starr
11-11-2012, 06:14
Mom and daughters are tarts. Dad/husband knows it...this isn't his first rodeo with this bunch...you just happen to be dork enough to get owned by them is all.

IGotIt
11-11-2012, 06:35
You should get another punch in the head for texting while driving.

el_jewapo
11-11-2012, 06:59
Eurodriver doesn't care about black people.

Ragnar
11-11-2012, 07:09
Dude, you are DRAMA ON A STICK!

BTW.
Happy Birthday, Marine!!!!!!


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How do we know he was actually a Marine? He sure doesn't act like one.

TBO
11-11-2012, 07:17
How old was the daughter's child?

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Angry Fist
11-11-2012, 07:19
No response yet? Damn.

carloglock19
11-11-2012, 07:21
:needspics:

Annoyedgrunt
11-11-2012, 07:26
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/hello-yes-this-is-balls.jpg

Hines57
11-11-2012, 07:28
Grandma kicked your ass and this is the best cover story you can come up with?

Annoyedgrunt
11-11-2012, 07:31
Wow, look at all the internet tough guys. So tough, you have to let everyone know it, rather than ignore the bait. Like voluntarily reading a thread entitles you let everyone know how badly you wish these things upon poor ED, who for some reason keeps having crazy things happen to him. I think I like ED. Seems like a funny guy. Between his shenanigans and the tough guys that inevitably get sucked in, it makes for good entertainment. ED disgraces Marines:rofl: No, ED is a model Marine that fits right in!

I like being an internet tough guy. I can say things on here that would get me punched in the mouth in real life. :wavey:

TheExplorer
11-11-2012, 07:55
Yoga is the most sensual of aerobic arts.

NDCent
11-11-2012, 08:04
:perfect10: There have been too many priceless responses in this thread to mention. :rofl:

El_Ron1
11-11-2012, 08:06
Could have been worse...



Pretty Mouth - YouTube

Sveke
11-11-2012, 08:10
Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.

People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.

I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.

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gwalchmai
11-11-2012, 08:12
We should have a contest to guess just who masquerades as ED. He's too good to be real. JLB, Walter, Tommy? Maybe even Eric.

Line Rider
11-11-2012, 08:47
I glad to see that red neck BS happens in Palm Beach Gardens too.

Remember boys and girls, " It ain't who wins the fight, but who gets the warrant first that counts."

DustyJacket
11-11-2012, 08:51
You should get another punch in the head for texting while driving.
Exactly - just because you can, it doesn't mean you should.

DustyJacket
11-11-2012, 08:53
Bam.


That's a real shame.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

certifiedfunds
11-11-2012, 09:21
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/hello-yes-this-is-balls.jpg

ican't stop laughing tears running down my face

jtull7
11-11-2012, 09:55
I think that ED is really 2BB in disguise.

KalashniKEV
11-11-2012, 09:59
It is now your main mission in life to bang both the mom and daughter.

Good luck!

RonS
11-11-2012, 10:07
I think you jumped the shark, time to retire.

M&P15T
11-11-2012, 10:15
I'm gald to hear the Father/Husband kept his Pimp Hand strong.

*SMACK*

"Hit him again Ike, and this time put some stank on it!"

ray9898
11-11-2012, 10:18
Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.

People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.

I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.

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LOL.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Clutch Cargo
11-11-2012, 10:20
Hang out with the bikers and you'll get immune to being punched.

countrygun
11-11-2012, 10:27
So the daughter is thinking....my DAD kicked his ass...no way he'll be able to protect this body!! ( or get any of it either!!!) LOL!!!

It was actually the Mom

http://glocktalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1452057


The OP took a little license with the story, but he did offer to marry her.

raven11
11-11-2012, 10:33
Happy Veterans Day

NeverMore1701
11-11-2012, 10:45
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/hello-yes-this-is-balls.jpg

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

rdstrain49
11-11-2012, 10:54
"stupid is as stupid does" Forrest Gump

Altaris
11-11-2012, 11:03
I'm gald to hear the Father/Husband kept his Pimp Hand strong.

*SMACK*

"Hit him again Ike, and this time put some stank on it!"



Maybe ED was just playing Fronthand/Backhand with the father.

Key & Peele: Fronthand Backhand - YouTube

Calico Jack
11-11-2012, 11:08
Maybe ED was just playing Fronthand/Backhand with the father.

Key & Peele: Fronthand Backhand - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGAMbNKcN1U)

Hahaha... love that show man.


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M&P Shooter
11-11-2012, 11:08
Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved - YouTube

JLB768
11-11-2012, 11:09
LOL you guys are harsh :supergrin:

I thought tugging while driving was illegal?

JLB768
11-11-2012, 11:10
texting...texting.

ron59
11-11-2012, 11:20
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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Couldn't have happened to a better ******.

Psychman
11-11-2012, 11:25
Sorry ED. I smell this post to be all out BS, made up, etc.

and I don't even jump on the "let's hate ED bandwagon".

I agree. This guy must sit around in his Mom's basement thinking up new stories to post on GT. Unfortunately, we keep opening his threads and responding to them.

NorthCarolinaLiberty
11-11-2012, 11:39
The real story: The father was wearing skinny jeans and the mother punched him in the mouth.

DanaT
11-11-2012, 11:40
I bet the old lady paid the guy to give ED the beat down.

Bruce M
11-11-2012, 11:49
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/hello-yes-this-is-balls.jpg
:rofl::rofl:

MulletLoad
11-11-2012, 11:51
What he left out was the family are really Asian midgets. The old man back flipped across the room, kicked him in the sack and then punched him in the mouth as he doubled over in pain.

M&P Shooter
11-11-2012, 11:56
What he left out was the family are really Asian midgets. The old man back flipped across the room, kicked him in the sack and then punched him in the mouth as he doubled over in pain.
midget boxing in the ring not fake - YouTube

Mr Spock
11-11-2012, 12:10
Seriously... EnormousDrama lives in South FL. How in the HELL has a gigantic D-bag like him survived in SoFL this long without getting shot????

It's not like it's even that difficult to get yourself shot down there...

Cambo
11-11-2012, 12:33
You should have hit him back, he assaulted you, and it's your right to do so. At minimum, you should have called the police and filed charges, make his life a living hell. I'm amazed at all the people celebrating your assault, nice to know that the self defense community backs each other up. There is no justification for assaulting someone under these circumstances, it's not like you kicked in the door when one of the women were in the bathroom. They do that stuff in front of you, THEY want you to see it.

ateamer
11-11-2012, 12:41
You should have hit him back, he assaulted you, and it's your right to do so. At minimum, you should have called the police and filed charges, make his life a living hell. I'm amazed at all the people celebrating your assault, nice to know that the self defense community backs each other up. There is no justification for assaulting someone under these circumstances, it's not like you kicked in the door when one of the women were in the bathroom. They do that stuff in front of you, THEY want you to see it.
You have led a sheltered life if you think he didn't have it coming. There isn't a jury in the world that would convict, given what precipitated the punching. You'd probably be hard-pressed to find a DA who would even file.

IndyGunFreak
11-11-2012, 12:53
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/hello-yes-this-is-balls.jpg

I have no idea why, but every time I scroll this thread and see that, I laugh.

certifiedfunds
11-11-2012, 12:54
you should have hit him back, he assaulted you, and it's your right to do so. At minimum, you should have called the police and filed charges, make his life a living hell. I'm amazed at all the people celebrating your assault, nice to know that the self defense community backs each other up. There is no justification for assaulting someone under these circumstances, it's not like you kicked in the door when one of the women were in the bathroom. They do that stuff in front of you, they want you to see it.

rofl!!!

Geeorge
11-11-2012, 13:03
I bet the old lady who terrorizes you told him what a whimp you are

OctoberRust
11-11-2012, 13:08
Was the father hot?



:rofl:

Falman, the equal opportunity lover. As long as you're hot. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

Cambo
11-11-2012, 13:08
You have led a sheltered life if you think he didn't have it coming. There isn't a jury in the world that would convict, given what precipitated the punching. You'd probably be hard-pressed to find a DA who would even file.

Fine, the next time someone looks at your wife/girlfriend, punch them and see what happens. According to you, it's all good, so why not?

NeverMore1701
11-11-2012, 14:06
Fine, the next time someone looks at your wife/girlfriend, punch them and see what happens. According to you, it's all good, so why not?

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/207/234/you-must-be-new-here-willy-wonka.jpg

Hef
11-11-2012, 14:27
You didn't see the punch coming? Way to go, Slow.

Silent_Runner
11-11-2012, 14:29
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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You offer to suck someone's dick if they will get us to stop hating you and then you tell us you post while driving.:upeyes:

BAILIFF
11-11-2012, 14:57
http://i.imgur.com/AK8GQ.jpg

tslex
11-11-2012, 15:07
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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I'm not only going to call BS, I'm going to talk to my IT guy to see if there is way to create an app that will automatically call BS each time Euro posts anything.

gwalchmai
11-11-2012, 15:07
You have led a sheltered life if you think he didn't have it coming. There isn't a jury in the world that would convict, given what precipitated the punching. You'd probably be hard-pressed to find a DA who would even file.Jury? really? ;)

IndyGunFreak
11-11-2012, 15:17
We should have a contest to guess just who masquerades as ED. He's too good to be real. JLB, Walter, Tommy? Maybe even Eric.

No way it's Walter. Walter, as gruff as he was, was pretty intelligent. I'm not sure he'd have the capability to act as stupid as ED.

Steel Head
11-11-2012, 15:52
Well, this is a train-wreck of a thread that isn't going anywhere good. May as well help it along:

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk76/annoyedgrunt/hello-yes-this-is-balls.jpg

:rofl:
Thanks :wavey:
I have not laughed like that in a long time.

OctoberRust
11-11-2012, 16:22
You offer to suck someone's dick if they will get us to stop hating you and then you tell us you post while driving.:upeyes:
for the record, I didn't take him up on his offer. :rofl::rofl:

skeeter1959
11-11-2012, 16:25
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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Who cares. You got biotch slapped. :rofl:

jpa
11-11-2012, 16:31
i wish he broke your hands so you would't be able to type this crap out

Androids have voice recognition. Damn technology. :)



What the F are you doing posting and driving, anyway? If texting and driving are dangerous (I don't care if it's legal or not) and calling and driving is dangerous, why would you think it's any safer to write a whole GT post???

I don't know what you were thinking when you told him you were checking out his daughter, not his wife....either way you probably had a shot in the mouth coming. Next time be less obvious.

Eurodriver
11-11-2012, 16:35
Okay, sorry guys. I just got back home. Too many (most are hillarious, thanks!) replies to sort through but I'll address some.

1st - yes, this story could be made up. But so could 99% of every other post on GNG. What about the guy who said he was followed for like 30 minutes? Why not question him? I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.

I took a picture of my bloody lip. I'm going to post it, but I thought how would any of you know it was me? Pictures of bloody lips are all over the internet but I don't like the idea of my face on GNG. I have some pretty messed up bottom teef so here's what I'm doing: I'm going to post a pic of me with the bloody lip and me with a sign that says "eurodriver" with the same teef. Any dentists on here? Would that work for you all? (I'll wait for some replies before actually wasting my time. Even after posting all my promotion warrants, pictures of me in Iraq, ribbon stacks, counseling jacket, etc etc some of you still don't think I served in the Marine Corps....)

Yes, I did get punched in the mouth on the Marine Corps Birthday. Oh well. I don't celebrate it anymore. I leave that to the real heroes.

No, the guy didn't exactly say that. But the point is he did say something to that effect. To be honest, I really don't have a whole lot of memory leading up to it. (The guy was pretty big. He had to be a solid dude to hold down a hottie like his wife)

dhoomonyou
11-11-2012, 16:35
Putz, u post while driving?

Duh

TheExplorer
11-11-2012, 16:36
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTPCTSBi3Z1mi-wdJuFi7-DBj_fcmgZr5Fg-ZvQubbSaT9YkJk3

Eurodriver
11-11-2012, 16:36
I don't know what you were thinking when you told him you were checking out his daughter, not his wife....either way you probably had a shot in the mouth coming. Next time be less obvious.

Because I thought they were trying to set me up with her!!! I thought thats what they wanted?!?

Who wouldn't want their daughter to be Mrs. Eurodriver?!

I drive a Mercedes!!!!

P.S. Reality check. I was in Palm Beach - oh my God. My little 5 year old C Class was like a Honda Civic out there. I saw watches that were more expensive than my car. I'm really gonna chill out with the Benz talk from now on

sigman69
11-11-2012, 16:47
I wanna see pics or my BS meter went off the chart....

Eurodriver
11-11-2012, 16:51
I wanna see pics or my BS meter went off the chart....

(I'm really not that smart, honest.)

geofri
11-11-2012, 17:09
I was hoping we'd get pics..


Not this kind of pics.

TheExplorer
11-11-2012, 17:10
I was hoping we'd get pics..


Not this kind of pics.

Beat me to it.:rofl:

geofri
11-11-2012, 17:17
C'mon ED. Gets us the pics we're waitin on.



You really didn't whip out the cell for a snapshot of yoga class?

geofri
11-11-2012, 17:26
Oh, and do you mind?

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Ragnar
11-11-2012, 17:26
I've been posting about my incidents involving females for like 2 years, you'd think it would be either "Yeah, he's a compulsive liar" or "This guy really gets in messes because he's so stupid." Not both.



I'm voting for both, because it is possible to both be a liar and and stupid.

professorpinki
11-11-2012, 17:29
So I'm out of town in Palm beach gardens visiting a friend I went to his girlfriends house for dinner with their family. It was him, his girl, her sister and the two girls parents along with me.

Mom is a hottie. For what its worth. I mean, she is just smoking!!!

So after dinner we were talking and I got the vibe that they were trying to set me up with the sister.

That's cool. She's hot too. So I'm game to see where it goes.

Well to not prolong this, mom was bending over showing the girlfriend a yoga pose. Beyond the mom, the sister was in a mini skirt and lotioning up her legs!

Well pops caught me looking and said HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COME IN MY HOUSE AND INSULT ME BY CHECKING OUT MY WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME??

Honest- I said the first thing that came to my mind. I wasn't even thinking.

"I wasn't checking out your wife I swear! I was checking out Natalie!"

Bam.

I was about to call the cops after he dragged me out but...

Time to drink. I will update on if the girl likes me or not.


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After reading half the posts on here, I'm surprised you didn't die or pull out your CCW when he punched you.

Airborne Infantryman
11-11-2012, 17:31
http://i50.tinypic.com/34tcys3.jpg

Pic on the left was taken by my buddy after it happened (I was going to call the police and show it to them)

I just took the pic on the right a few minutes ago. I got the wrong angle on accident. (I'm really not that smart, honest.)

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhgGYhFoGkgzi31XztVRQ8uOfKRzZ7Lr3S4LuoMsVOHxLXK2My_8Q39cBm

GVFlyer
11-11-2012, 17:31
Lot of butch guys on this thread.

GRIMLET
11-11-2012, 17:35
How do we know he was actually a Marine? He sure doesn't act like one.

He has posted pics.
.



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E-2-E
11-11-2012, 18:27
Dude, I enjoy your post.

jfost11
11-11-2012, 19:04
I haven't been here that long so I'm not aware of exactly why there is so much hate here for Eurodriver. The "old lady" series of posts is all I know about and frankly, they amused me. However, after this post I can see why.

garflys
11-11-2012, 19:15
Is this a joke? If its for real your lucky your not in the hospital. You got some set of balls putting this online. If you were in my house( would never happen) I would have beat the hell out of you. You are a total ahole.

Mayhem like Me
11-11-2012, 20:19
ED thank you for your prior service...


Now get some help you're a train wreck.

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1-2man
11-11-2012, 20:42
Dude, I enjoy your post.

I actually look forward to them. :supergrin:

Eurodriver
11-11-2012, 20:52
Is this a joke? If its for real your lucky your not in the hospital. You got some set of balls putting this online. If you were in my house( would never happen) I would have beat the hell out of you. You are a total ahole.

For what exactly?

Its not like I said it as if I was being a creep. I was almost joking. It was pretty innocent.

I mean, what are the odds I would be confronted by a man who thinks I'm looking at his smoking hot wife (it should be expected!!) And his daughter is in the same line of sight?

According to most people here, any woman old enough to have already had a child is not my type anyway.

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Angry Fist
11-11-2012, 20:53
I'm waiting for the proctologist pics. I'm sure you got raped, too.

Eurodriver
11-11-2012, 20:54
ED thank you for your prior service...


Now get some help you're a train wreck.

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I need counselling. I decided that 5 minutes ago.

GNG is the only place I've ever admitted to being a veteran.

I feel like a joke compared to so many Marines I know. Guys who've lost limbs and been deployed 5+ times. Who am I to accept any gratitude that should be entirely theirs?

"The fewer men, the greater share of honor," -Henry V

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Angry Fist
11-11-2012, 20:54
Nevermind. I finally saw a 60% pic of the biggest a hole on GT.

TBO
11-11-2012, 20:58
How many kids does the daughter have?

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G23Gen4TX
11-11-2012, 21:00
You should jut hit on the old lady with the bike. She's clearly into you. Plus, her husband can't punch you from the grave.

I'd watch her grand kids. They might want $5 from you.

Also, please stop driving European cars. You clearly belong in a bronco without a top.

WmHBonney
11-11-2012, 21:01
It is now your main mission in life to bang both the mom and daughter.

Good luck!


This! Absolutely!

Angry Fist
11-11-2012, 21:02
You should jut hit on the old lady with the bike. She's clearly into you. Plus, her husband can't punch you from the grave.

I'd watch her grand kids. They might want $5 from you.
I owe you a beer or 12.

Ragnar
11-11-2012, 21:33
He has posted pics.
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As has been noted by ED himself, anyone can take a picture from the net and call it his.

G23Gen4TX
11-11-2012, 21:34
I owe you a beer or 12.

Send it to TX.

VaporLock24
11-11-2012, 23:02
sorry to hear about your lip buddy...

NeverMore1701
11-11-2012, 23:07
sorry to hear about your lip buddy...

I'm pretty sure you're the only one.

Eurodriver
11-12-2012, 07:34
I'm pretty sure you're the only one.

I care very much.

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Jack23
11-12-2012, 07:50
While I do sympathize and completely understand, I mean after all a guy's gonna look right, You gotta admit that your eyes got you into it and your mouth took it the rest of the way. There's a concept out there.....DISCRETION. Check it out It's been around for a while.

glock_collector
11-12-2012, 07:53
Maybe you misunderstood, we dont want pics of you you moron, the HOTTIES!!!!

Eurodriver
11-12-2012, 08:03
Maybe you misunderstood, we dont want pics of you you moron, the HOTTIES!!!!

How would I have pics of the hotties? I only knew the sister for one day - and I for damn sure didn't snap a pic of the mom.

I'm sure I could find some pics on facebook, but then I'll just open myself up to "Haha, like ED knows any girls like that...fake!" replies.

gwalchmai
11-12-2012, 08:20
How would I have pics of the hotties? I only knew the sister for one day - and I for damn sure didn't snap a pic of the mom.Why not? Just tell everyone that you told your friends on GT about it and they want to see what these chics look like.

I'm sure I could find some pics on facebook, but then I'll just open myself up to "Haha, like ED knows any girls like that...fake!" replies.Just post links to their FB pages.

Psychman
11-12-2012, 09:06
This guy looks pretty much how I thought he would look.

Mr Spock
11-12-2012, 09:15
Why not? Just tell everyone that you told your friends on GT about it and they want to see what these chics look like.

Just post links to their FB pages.

-1 for incorrect application of the term "friends".

I prefer to think of us all as some blend of spectators and victims...

ithaca_deerslayer
11-12-2012, 09:38
and I for damn sure didn't snap a pic of the mom.


Sounds like you FAIL!

Yoga pants, dude. Yoga pants. Need I say more?

Mayhem like Me
11-12-2012, 09:49
I need counselling. I decided that 5 minutes ago.

GNG is the only place I've ever admitted to being a veteran.

I feel like a joke compared to so many Marines I know. Guys who've lost limbs and been deployed 5+ times. Who am I to accept any gratitude that should be entirely theirs?

"The fewer men, the greater share of honor," -Henry V

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This sounds like the guy you really aspire to be..

Throw yourself at work and self improvement til the first of the year and make no posts here and see what happens.


Do not link moms or daughters Facebook to this thread or pm them out.....


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michael_b
11-12-2012, 10:03
(I'm really not that smart, honest.)

....and no one will disagree methinks... :whistling:

gatorboy
11-12-2012, 10:04
Well the dads clearly a dickbag that can't handle being with a hot chick.

People check my wife out all day long. Whatever, that's the price you pay for marrying a smoke show.

I say **** the dad. I would've clocked his ass after he hit me.

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That's the last thing I would have done. I assume the man is approximately 25 years his senior. You don't do that unless it's in your house. You take the lick, leave and (hopefully) learn.

michael_b
11-12-2012, 10:04
Why not? Just tell everyone that you told your friends on GT about it and they want to see what these chics look like.

Just post links to their FB pages.

Agreed. Make sure and don't forget the mom.

Foxterriermom
11-12-2012, 10:55
While I do sympathize and completely understand, I mean after all a guy's gonna look right, You gotta admit that your eyes got you into it and your mouth took it the rest of the way. There's a concept out there.....DISCRETION. Check it out It's been around for a while.


This along with the probability that his tongue was hanging out with drool dripping off of it and his facial expression read like an open book of what his mind was thinking. As a woman I don't mind being checked out as long as there is no obvious lewdness involved. It's one think to think a man finds me attractive as opposed to thinking he wants to throw me down on ground and have his way with me.

carloglock19
11-12-2012, 11:33
http://www.theironsamurai.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fat-yoga.jpg

g29onboard
11-12-2012, 12:10
Why did I read this whole thread? Punches self!!!

Eurodriver
11-12-2012, 12:56
That's the last thing I would have done. I assume the man is approximately 25 years his senior. You don't do that unless it's in your house. You take the lick, leave and (hopefully) learn.

Yep, it was in his house. Not going to start something.

What would you do if you were in your mid 50s and a former Marine in his prime started beating on you in your own home?

I know what I would do. And I didn't want to be on the receiving end of any castle law statute.

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Eurodriver
11-12-2012, 12:57
It's one think to think a man finds me attractive as opposed to thinking he wants to throw me down on ground and have his way with me.

Psh....riigghhttt

Every female is different. But my experience tells me that they like that stuff! Seriously. I know at least some guys will agree with me.

Chicks don't want a "nice guy". God, sometimes after pulling up on my bike ladies are giving ME that look!

Stompy
11-12-2012, 13:52
So the daughter is thinking....my DAD kicked his ass...no way he'll be able to protect this body!! ( or get any of it either!!!) LOL!!!

that is a tale tale sign of a non-player.

Its actually "Dad hates this guy... I want him !! "

Bruce M
11-12-2012, 14:00
This sounds like it could be a good (as if there are any) plot line for a telenovela.

redbaron007
11-12-2012, 14:31
Isn't that just a damn shame?


Wait, no, it's not.

Moron.

I agree...well, with one part. :supergrin::thumbsup:

For that, I'd like to buy you a beer!
^^
Make that two of us.


I'm glad I didn't read all 8 pages....looks like page 1 and page 8 sum it all up!! :rofl:

:wavey:

red

NeverMore1701
11-12-2012, 14:34
Psh....riigghhttt

Every female is different. But my experience tells me that they like that stuff! Seriously. I know at least some guys will agree with me.

Chicks don't want a "nice guy". God, sometimes after pulling up on my bike ladies are giving ME that look!

After seeing your pics, I have no doubt.

DanaT
11-12-2012, 14:52
It's one think to think a man finds me attractive as opposed to thinking he wants to throw me down on ground and have his way with me.

I don't get it. I don't complain about the women who are checking me out and I think they want to throw me down and have her way with me.



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devildog66
11-12-2012, 16:00
In the immortal words of Ron "Tater Salad" White, "Next time you have a thought - let it go.".

RightGlock1
11-12-2012, 16:09
Morgan Freeman's voice, "You Sir, are a mega ****** nozzle" " The father made a grave mistake by not sending you to one".

Eurodriver
11-12-2012, 17:24
that is a tale tale sign of a non-player.

Its actually "Dad hates this guy... I want him !! "

Truth - ask guys here what their preferred method for getting rid of a guy their daughter is dating that they don't like.

They invite him to dinner and talk about how much they like him!

Angry Fist
11-12-2012, 17:33
Truth - ask guys here what their preferred method for getting rid of a guy their daughter is dating that they don't like.

They invite him to dinner and talk about how much they like him!
No, we usually bang their mom instead.

GLK38
11-12-2012, 17:40
Cool story bro...Tell it again...:upeyes:

happyguy
11-12-2012, 17:43
:weirdthread:

I feel like I just landed in an epic episode of "The Twilight Zone".

Regards,
Happyguy :)

Dogbite
11-12-2012, 17:56
I am glad you did not call the cops, that would have been a pansy thing to do. You were an idiot, take your licks and go on. It's a live and learn type thing.

TBO
11-12-2012, 18:13
Does dad go by "Seabass"?

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JLB768
11-12-2012, 18:37
This thread is very entertaining, and it has lasted a lot longer than the entertainment the OP got :supergrin:

JMS
11-12-2012, 19:43
ED,
Have you thought about dating a dentist or dermatologist?

Jgriggs
11-12-2012, 19:49
Why did I read this whole thread? Punches self!!!

I dunno. I read one page, scrolled through the next 7 looking for the pictures.

All I got was dog balls (I woulda called that phone.)
A wet baboon
and a fatty in a leotard.
All of that and I am a little disappointed, I bet yer just full on bummed. :crying:

Fredneck1
11-12-2012, 19:56
that is a tale tale sign of a non-player.

Its actually "Dad hates this guy... I want him !! "

Quoted for truth.

ithaca_deerslayer
11-12-2012, 20:08
This along with the probability that his tongue was hanging out with drool dripping off of it and his facial expression read like an open book of what his mind was thinking. As a woman I don't mind being checked out as long as there is no obvious lewdness involved. It's one think to think a man finds me attractive as opposed to thinking he wants to throw me down on ground and have his way with me.

I don't think GT can handle this conversation, but what exactly is the difference between finding you attractive and wanting to have his way with you? They are both the same thing :)

How lewd the guy appears is probably inversely related to your attraction to him.

Now of course I know there is this sophisticated, polite, pretense that attractiveness is just artistic appreciation and not wild throw down.

But deep inside a man (and maybe a woman too), whether a president, governor, or general, there lurks the heart of lewdness.

Now back to how funny it was the OP got caught being lewd :) He's got to learn to hide it better in the form of appeciating attractiveness, and managing to pretend that is different.

Dubble-Tapper
11-12-2012, 20:10
hahahaha funny stuff. I for one, love ED's exploits. pure hilarity.

i dont get it. some people on here seem to have genuine hate towards this guy. wtf? most of the things he says are obviously in jest. I think some of you are just jelly of his adventures. lmao

Mr.Reignman
11-12-2012, 20:24
Does dad go by "Seabass"?

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That seabass, he sent me over here to have a round on the house..... nice fellow!

JuneyBooney
11-12-2012, 20:34
For the record since I posted this while driving (legal in fl) I was not checking out the mom at all. Just to be clear. I was checking out the daughter but mom was in the way.

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I would have admitted to checking her out and then smiled that she was still :hit:. :whistling:

TAKtical
11-12-2012, 20:35
I love this forum

Thomasc18
11-12-2012, 21:58
Good god there's a lot of responses to this post!

Hamilton Burger
11-12-2012, 21:58
Did you see her monkey?

NeverMore1701
11-12-2012, 21:59
That, also, is in the bad first date thread....

RM686
11-12-2012, 22:40
Gee does she own a Glock.

Fred Hansen
11-13-2012, 04:10
Best I've felt since the election.:supergrin: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

redbaron007
11-13-2012, 06:26
Truth - ask guys here what their preferred method for getting rid of a guy their daughter is dating that they don't like.

They invite him to dinner and talk about how much they like him!

No, we usually bang their mom instead.

:rofl: :animlol:


:wavey:

red

Bill Keith
11-13-2012, 07:17
Back to the scooter!

drew4691
11-13-2012, 07:42
umm, thats why you wear sunglasses... :rofl::cool:

Hamilton Burger
11-13-2012, 08:26
Best I've felt since the election.

"So ronery..."

Captain Steinbrenner
11-13-2012, 08:44
The dad punched you cause you crunched his wet dream of a threesome with you and his hot wife.... You're such a kockblocker dude....

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Foxterriermom
11-13-2012, 12:13
I don't think GT can handle this conversation, but what exactly is the difference between finding you attractive and wanting to have his way with you? They are both the same thing :)

How lewd the guy appears is probably inversely related to your attraction to him.

Now of course I know there is this sophisticated, polite, pretense that attractiveness is just artistic appreciation and not wild throw down.

But deep inside a man (and maybe a woman too), whether a president, governor, or general, there lurks the heart of lewdness.

I think you've summed it up nicely with this and said it closer to what I was thinking but even then I don't want a man I find attractive looking at me with his tongue out and drool coming off of it. I don't want to be made to feel like a piece of meat by the way a guy looks at me. It's nice to think the entire package is appreciated and not just the physical appearance.

Glock20 10mm
11-13-2012, 13:02
Well... they do say stupid hurts!

Wil Ufgood
11-13-2012, 14:39
God, sometimes after pulling up on my bike ladies are giving ME that look!

http://volusiamotorcycletraining.com/gallery/funny-motorcycle-pics/p7hg_img_1/fullsize/pig_bike_fs.jpg

rockymtnhorror
11-13-2012, 17:54
So, if we're talking messed up teef, is there a Bravia involved?

SiberianErik
11-13-2012, 18:12
the wife and I are in PBG having dinner, she will let you do alot more than look if the $$$ is right

ithaca_deerslayer
11-13-2012, 18:20
It's nice to think the entire package is appreciated and not just the physical appearance.
Ah yes, fine wine, a moonlit walk along the beach, gentle hand holding, and talk of the future together :)

Jay9928
11-13-2012, 18:36
http://volusiamotorcycletraining.com/gallery/funny-motorcycle-pics/p7hg_img_1/fullsize/pig_bike_fs.jpg

Is that fnalman?

ulose2
11-13-2012, 21:31
That sounds like a hundred different stupid commercials for beer and body spray. So, what did you really get punched for?
Real story is' He was checking out her brother and got jacked by the dad... lol

Jgriggs
11-13-2012, 22:52
Real story is' He was checking out her brother and got jacked by the dad... lol

And the hits just keep coming.

Sorry couldn't resist.

SinCityGlocker
11-13-2012, 23:13
Tags for this thread "don't punch me bro, girly men, homosexual drama" :rofl:

There sure is a lot of hate for ED here. I have always viewed his posts as similar to the stories a drunk guy tells at the bar. Who cares if it is true if it is entertaining?

adaman04
11-14-2012, 07:42
First mistake was not peeing on dad to exude your dominance....rookie.

Bruce M
11-14-2012, 08:56
http://volusiamotorcycletraining.com/gallery/funny-motorcycle-pics/p7hg_img_1/fullsize/pig_bike_fs.jpg:rofl::rofl:

First mistake was not peeing on dad to exude your dominance....rookie.
:rofl::rofl:

DR. HOUSE
11-14-2012, 09:29
Idiot

ChuteTheMall
11-14-2012, 09:52
If I got punched in the face by an old man,
after getting run off the road by an older driver,
after involving city hall in repeated disputes with an older neighbor-lady,
I might realize I had a problem and seek guidance.
:therapy:.

TBO
11-14-2012, 09:55
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v90/TheeBadOne/TBO/god.gif

TBO
11-14-2012, 09:56
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v504/steevoweevo2/Punch_face.gif

DrMaxit
11-14-2012, 15:02
Damn! I just skimmed this thread but why all the ED hate? Sounds like a pretty regular dude getting in some pickles every once in a while. Can't say I haven't been in my share.

Anyways I think the dad is an insecure ****** that can't handle that people may find his wife attractive. Perhaps he's having trouble holding on to her lately.

ED wasn't even looking at the wife therefore hothead husband was irate for no reason initially. In ED's defense he thought he was allowed to pursue daughter based on the families prior actions and comments the entire evening. Lighten up people.

So, again, why all the ED hate?

NeverMore1701
11-14-2012, 15:11
Damn! I just skimmed this thread but why all the ED hate? Sounds like a pretty regular dude getting in some pickles every once in a while. Can't say I haven't been in my share.

Anyways I think the dad is an insecure ****** that can't handle that people may find his wife attractive. Perhaps he's having trouble holding on to her lately.

ED wasn't even looking at the wife therefore hothead husband was irate for no reason initially. In ED's defense he thought he was allowed to pursue daughter based on the families prior actions and comments the entire evening. Lighten up people.

So, again, why all the ED hate?

Oh, just his dozens of other attention whoring threads that always center around the endless drama of his life.

ROGER4314
11-14-2012, 16:02
I'm old and have seen this kind of thing before. I wasn't there and didn't see what happened but I suggest that you take a look at how you relate to people.

I'm 66 , have a friendly manner, do not have a hard asx attitude but folks do NOT want to hit me. In fact, folks don't seem to want any part of a fight with me. What is it about your behavior that a stranger would want to hit you? Take a look at that. It's tough going through life with a target on your back.

Flash

p.d.
11-16-2012, 12:24
OP, is your family name Darwin perchance?

Tacoma12
11-16-2012, 18:01
Hey I'm in the Palm Beach County area, what's their address? I want to see this cougar for myself LOL

JLA
11-16-2012, 18:57
This has been one of the most amusing threads I've read in a long time. Thanks!

Captain Steinbrenner
11-16-2012, 19:24
Hey I'm in the Palm Beach County area, what's their address? I want to see this cougar for myself LOL

I called dibs first! :D

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Tacoma12
11-16-2012, 20:14
I called dibs first! :D

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Okay but get pics

454
11-16-2012, 22:15
Gecko45, you are back?!!!!

Kevin108
11-17-2012, 09:00
You should go back to that man's house, apologize to him and thank him for the lesson learned.

686Owner
11-17-2012, 10:57
Damn! I just skimmed this thread but why all the ED hate? Sounds like a pretty regular dude getting in some pickles every once in a while. Can't say I haven't been in my share.

Anyways I think the dad is an insecure ****** that can't handle that people may find his wife attractive. Perhaps he's having trouble holding on to her lately.

ED wasn't even looking at the wife therefore hothead husband was irate for no reason initially. In ED's defense he thought he was allowed to pursue daughter based on the families prior actions and comments the entire evening. Lighten up people.

So, again, why all the ED hate?

Weird. I've not been punched since I was a kid, I've never had the cops called on me, never had anyone threaten to key my car, never had a neighbor yell at me, never had anyone bend my license plate etc. Most of that drama somehow misses me.

The common denominator in all of his drama is him. One could only conclude that he's instigates all of this trouble somehow, since this much drama does not happen to most regular people.

GVFlyer
11-17-2012, 11:02
OP, is your family name Darwin perchance?

You have reason to believe that EuroDriver is the descendant of a British scientist?

GVFlyer
11-17-2012, 11:06
...

So, again, why all the ED hate?

In some cases, I believe it to be a character deficiency - there are some among us who can only feel good by attempting to make others feel bad.

pjva04
11-17-2012, 12:12
Just read every ******* post on here...holy **** that was amusing! I don't know nor care about the validity or accuracy of the posted events...it was a good read. As much as I think all the tough guys/curmudgeons/internet badasses are Delta Bravos of the highest capacity, their comments are necessary for my amusement, so keep it coming...lol....to the OP...Semper Fi bro...I had the life ur living once...enjoy the up, downs, and all arounds...just wear condoms and try not to choose your therapist based on how doable she is...

Med-Defense
11-17-2012, 20:19
You should go back to that man's house, apologize to him and thank him for the lesson learned.

That would sure as hell get his attention!

ICARRY2
11-17-2012, 20:38
Good thing pops didnt catch you with Natalie's pants down.

Jgriggs
11-19-2012, 03:47
You have reason to believe that EuroDriver is the descendant of a British scientist?


Or maybe just the descendant of one of a British scientist's case studies.

Santa CruZin
11-19-2012, 10:17
How dare you fart before my wife!

I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was her turn!

>rimshot<

JDennis
11-19-2012, 10:23
:rofl: I can't believe this thread is still going on!

TheExplorer
11-19-2012, 10:54
Here's to 20 more pages!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwUeFbxD01lFsWJ7RGO-gQCdK2bdiVyK5wloYXUQd58KiSw4c1

Silent_Runner
11-23-2012, 14:41
How dare you fart before my wife!

I'm sorry sir, I didn't know it was her turn!

>rimshot<
:rofl::rofl:

IndyGunFreak
11-23-2012, 16:51
Here's to 20 more pages!

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQwUeFbxD01lFsWJ7RGO-gQCdK2bdiVyK5wloYXUQd58KiSw4c1

:rofl:

You guys should change your board preferences.. I get 40 posts er page, instead of the normal (which I think is 20). It makes epic threads seem less epic..

taffbanjo
01-18-2013, 16:20
:rofl:, and now you're waiting for a response from the daughter:rofl:

An optimist like that deserves to win!

Fred Hansen
01-18-2013, 16:34
OP, is your family name Darwin perchance?Nah! That's just the name on his trophy:

"1st Runner-up in the Too Stupid To Live Game" - C. Darwin