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Dalton Wayne
11-11-2012, 01:12
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:


"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

JW1178
11-11-2012, 01:26
....and asked me if we had any Vaseline...

At least much more considerate than an IRS agent.

Buki192327
11-11-2012, 12:30
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:


"Listen, this guy's an escaped
convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Dalton is off his meds again. :wow:

Magnus2131
11-11-2012, 12:36
:puking:

BLau
11-11-2012, 14:24
Lucky guy.

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NeverMore1701
11-11-2012, 14:34
:rofl:

Gallium
11-11-2012, 14:40
Dalton,

WTF??? I tell you this ONE THING that did since I've been released from the pen, and you plaster it all over GT?

How do you think our (xxxxxx) here is going to feel when everyone realizes he was the guy I surprised and tied up???

Silent_Runner
11-11-2012, 14:46
:rofl::rofl: