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Captain Ron
11-25-2012, 14:32
http://www.thedaily.com/article/2012/11/11/news-concealed-carry-church/

I hope more Churches follow in this Practice:cool::cool:

countrygun
11-25-2012, 14:35
"What would Jesus shoot?"


Glock 10mm carbine.

Dennis in MA
11-25-2012, 14:35
Jesus shoot? You don't read your bible, son. Jesus uses a sword. My thought is Busse. I could be wrong.

fusegsp
11-25-2012, 14:39
"What would Jesus shoot?"


Glock 10mm carbine.And he'd have to put up with the damn finger grooves and backstrap hump because not even Jesus has the clout to get Glock to pull their head out of their Austria.

RonS
11-25-2012, 14:45
Last time I was at the LGS they were signing up a young black mom for CCH classes being held at a local church. Lady seemed to have her head together, her two kids were very well behaved without her being harsh with them and she was asking all the right questions at the counter.

People have funny ideas about religion and religious people. Like they should all live as if they were already in heaven, not on an Earth full of violence and hate. You don't have to be angry to defend yourself and your family, just determined and prepared.

camelotkid
11-25-2012, 14:49
Considering where he was from I'm would go with Uzi, Jesus would rock an Uzi

PPinesRon
11-25-2012, 14:50
An AK; over there, just about everyone has one.........

clancy
11-25-2012, 14:53
Jesus would not use a weapon of any kind. Haven't you guys heard of The Sermon on the Mount?

GRIMLET
11-25-2012, 14:53
Jesus shoot? You don't read your bible, son. Jesus uses a sword. My thought is Busse. I could be wrong.

I thought his disciples had swords?
I am no biblical scholar and could be wrong.
I think Jesus would not carry any weapon.

But if he did.......Desert Eagle or Uzi.


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turretg
11-25-2012, 14:59
Jesus WAS a weapon.

omega48038
11-25-2012, 15:04
Jesus would turn Glocks into 1911s.

Dennis in MA
11-25-2012, 15:05
I thought his disciples had swords?
I am no biblical scholar and could be wrong.
I think Jesus would not carry any weapon.

But if he did.......Desert Eagle or Uzi.


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Read Revelation. He comes with a mighty sword.

fusegsp
11-25-2012, 15:20
I'm interested in not what, but who Jesus would shoot. Hippies? Deicide fans?:dunno:

HollowHead
11-25-2012, 15:24
How would he unload a magazine with such large holes in his hands? HH

Paul_J
11-25-2012, 15:29
Micro Galil!

Jake Starr
11-25-2012, 15:36
WWJS?

Unrepentant sinners is my first guess. :whistling:

As per ccdw in church, it in nothing new many do it, has been done for awhile now...did it then and I still do them today.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31586660/ns/us_news-faith/t/kentucky-pastor-welcomes-guns-church/

Altaris
11-25-2012, 15:42
He would use a Glock 7.


Might as well stick with the mythical theme :supergrin:

Paul_J
11-25-2012, 15:42
As per ccdw in church, it in nothing new many do it, has been done for awhile now...did it then and I still do them today.



Our entire leadership team has their CHL and we offer the classes regularly.

I think one of the Pastors that recently had a "Bring your gun to church" event posts here on Glocktalk.

fusegsp
11-25-2012, 15:45
He would use a Glock 7. Fired from atop Ronnie, his talking Unicorn.

Bren
11-25-2012, 15:45
I thought his disciples had swords?

Today, I hear he would arm his bodyguards with Sig P229's:
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/obama-secret-service.jpg

ChiefWPD
11-25-2012, 15:45
I seriously doubt that that ancient Jewish philosopher and teacher would have carried, or used, any weapon.

Paul_J
11-25-2012, 15:48
I seriously doubt that that ancient Jewish philosopher and teacher would have carried, or used, any weapon.

He didn't but He did arm his disciples. Even reattached an ear from an accidental discharge!

whoflungdo
11-25-2012, 15:57
democrats..

jame
11-25-2012, 16:11
He wouldn't need a conventional weapon. He'd shoot his finger pistols.

banger
11-25-2012, 16:25
Why do some people think that it is inconsistent that Jesus would be a shooter.

Sport shooting has NOTHING to do with violence or oppression.

It is simply a sport, just like golf or bowling.

Years ago, I was a member of a range and used to shoot on a somewhat regular basis with a Priest from the Greek Orthodox Church.

He had no difficulty in seperating violence from the sport of pistol marksmanship.

Edit: BTW, his weapon of choice was a Post war Walther P-38 (P-1).

happyguy
11-25-2012, 16:40
I seriously doubt that that ancient Jewish philosopher and teacher would have carried, or used, any weapon.

I agree with you, but that didn't keep him from going hands on with the money changers.

Regards,
Comrade Happyguy :)

GRIMLET
11-25-2012, 18:48
Read Revelation. He comes with a mighty sword.

I have read the Bible two times front to back. It has been several years ago.
I do not recall Jesus using a weapon. I may be wrong. I am not baiting you.
If I recall, The Book of Revelations was a vision, right? It was written by John. I seem to recall something about a mighty sword.
What chapter and verse are you referring?
Once again, no baiting to you or anyone. Thanks.


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GRIMLET
11-25-2012, 18:49
I use the word recall WAYYYYY too many times. Sorry.


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TheExplorer
11-25-2012, 18:54
A Gen 5 BC, of course, get it?

Andy123
11-25-2012, 19:28
A Roman???

Glock_Convert
11-25-2012, 19:36
A Roman???

Nah. Word has it his dad was a roman.

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RJ1670
11-25-2012, 20:20
Jihadists

Hamilton Burger
11-26-2012, 00:49
C'mon, you guys...

"What would Jesus shoot?"

A crossbow. Duh.

glockdoc21
11-26-2012, 01:19
My Messiah would not be out of place at a public range shooting a glock or an AK...he was the master at meeting people where they were. I picture him in jeans and a t shirt, laughing and having fun with people...he'd just change their life a little in the process. The real Jesus was much more human than we realize and is much more God than we let him be.

Hamilton Burger
11-26-2012, 01:24
http://i50.tinypic.com/nqu4d3.jpg

lunarspeak
11-26-2012, 05:04
what would honey boo boo shoot...thats the question

FPS
11-26-2012, 05:43
Jesus shot a Glock Carbine. He was the only one to get one. :rofl:

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LoadToadBoss
11-26-2012, 05:55
The church that I am pastor at has a pistol range and a clay pigeon shooting area. We are looking at adding a rifle area as well. Lots of fun.

ca survivor
11-26-2012, 06:56
God's favorite gun is the 1911 in .45 ACP, I assume his son Jesus, the same.

gwalchmai
11-26-2012, 07:39
I can't imagine why He would send his disciple, St. John of Ogden, to bring us the perfect handgun if it wasn't His weapon of choice.

Of course, we are not meant to know the mind of God.