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Angry Fist
11-25-2012, 21:21
Admit it! Inside each and every one of you, lurks a heathen with bad habits!

My fridge icemaker is too damn slow, so I reach in to grab the ice. Shoot me.

NeverMore1701
11-25-2012, 21:25
Damn straight. That way the cubes don't get mangled on the way out, too.

Folsom_Prison
11-25-2012, 21:30
I'm down with the drippage and I love family reunions......:whistling:

Angry Fist
11-25-2012, 21:35
I'm down with the drippage and I love family reunions......:whistling:
Do tell.... :honkie:

Angry Fist
11-25-2012, 22:00
Damn straight. That way the cubes don't get mangled on the way out, too.
Hell, if I want crushed ice, I gotta wait longer!

NeverMore1701
11-25-2012, 22:31
How's this, I wear pants less than 5% of the time I'm at home. And the windows are usually open.

Altaris
11-25-2012, 22:34
Conan - What is Best in Life - YouTube

Angry Fist
11-25-2012, 22:35
How's this, I wear pants less than 5% of the time I'm at home. And the windows are usually open.
Living in Texas wins?

NH Trucker
11-25-2012, 23:13
A heathen with bad habits? I'm male. Being heathen with bad habits is just part of being a guy. :supergrin:

Angry Fist
11-25-2012, 23:30
A heathen with bad habits? I'm male. Being heathen with bad habits is just part of being a guy. :supergrin:
Too bad we're overrun with Holier Than Thou, which would never admit to such atrocities.

GnG, I am disappointed.

NH Trucker
11-25-2012, 23:37
Too bad we're overrun with Holier Than Thou, which would never admit to such atrocities.

GnG, I am disappointed.




That is true. Myself, I would rather be a barbarian than a hypocrite any day.

Angry Fist
11-25-2012, 23:38
Mmmmm. hypocrites. Pass the mustard (gas)!

captainstormy
11-26-2012, 01:16
How's this, I wear pants less than 5% of the time I'm at home. And the windows are usually open.

I've not done the math but I'm the same way. I'm almost always wearing just boxers, or shorts/sweats with no boxers around the house.

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Critias
11-26-2012, 02:42
I drink straight outta the carton all the time.

NeverMore1701
11-26-2012, 02:47
I drink straight outta the carton all the time.

Again, damn straight!

tadbart
11-26-2012, 05:28
confession: i steal the first swig outta Critias' carton.

Pawcatch@aol.co
11-26-2012, 05:29
I like to dress up like Barbarians from the middle ages.I even use my francesa axe to cut my babarian creme pie.

GreenDrake
11-26-2012, 06:07
I just released it on my closet. I have stacks of t-shirts where I usually have intermingled workout shorts. Couldn't find a single pair of shorts to get to the gym this morning, I took it all down in a fit of rage. Not the racks, the stacks. Now I have some folding to do.

Angry Fist
11-26-2012, 07:09
If it keeps ya busy...

CitizenOfDreams
11-26-2012, 07:21
My fridge icemaker is too damn slow, so I reach in to grab the ice.

You rebel, you!

dango
11-26-2012, 09:35
Now you dun-it ! I just bit off the left eye of my wife's rabbit
slippers........! :shocked: I may take an ear.......!

Tango 1Zero
11-26-2012, 10:05
I listen to my Sony Bravia at night with the volume all the way up.

dan1488
11-26-2012, 10:10
I walk around the house with my boots on.

devildog2067
11-26-2012, 10:28
I chew my fingernails. My wife hates it.

glock_19guy1983
11-26-2012, 10:43
Im clutter blind.

LSUAdman
11-26-2012, 11:55
Totally with you, Angry Fist. I've had this fridge for 5 years now and never once got the ice from the door - always reach in.

I also work from home and do a lot of conference calls...in my boxers or PJs. Sometimes I dont get dressed till well after noon....like today.

JLB768
11-26-2012, 12:01
I put empty milk jugs back in the fridge, and put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. And sometimes, just to irritate my wife, put toilet paper rolls on backwards, instead of over the top.

napp32
11-26-2012, 12:30
I live alone; and I sometimes leave the toilet seat up just because I know I can get away with it.

Foxterriermom
11-26-2012, 14:44
I live by myself and can be pretty uncouth at times. I've been known to stab a piece of meat with a fork and just take bites off of it to eat it, lick out my ice-cream bowl, walk around the house and backyard in my underwear, and not flush the toilet every time if it is just pee. I am sure you guys finds this behavior shocking out of a woman!

countrygun
11-26-2012, 15:03
I am still trying to figure out this "Inner" thing.???:dunno:

captainstormy
11-26-2012, 15:14
I live by myself and can be pretty uncouth at times. I've been known to stab a piece of meat with a fork and just take bites off of it to eat it, lick out my ice-cream bowl, walk around the house and backyard in my underwear, and not flush the toilet every time if it is just pee. I am sure you guys finds this behavior shocking out of a woman!

I was with ya until the last part. That is barbaric!

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M&P15T
11-26-2012, 16:09
Living along for how long I have, I live like a barbarian pretty much the entire time I am home.

From cooking and cleaning, to washing clothes and putting them "away", everything is set up for speed and miniml effort.

Gallium
11-26-2012, 16:47
I am very preferential to the 760IL.

:)

Angry Fist
11-26-2012, 16:58
I put empty milk jugs back in the fridge, and put empty cereal boxes back in the cupboard. And sometimes, just to irritate my wife, put toilet paper rolls on backwards, instead of over the top.
Well, Jami you know there are only 3 kinds of people in this world... over the roll, under the roll, and those that use their hands. :supergrin:

Angry Fist
11-26-2012, 16:59
I am very preferential to the 760IL.

:)
BMW, eh? That don't make you civilized. :whistling:

JLB768
11-26-2012, 16:59
Well, Jami you know there are only 3 kinds of people in this world... over the roll, under the roll, and those that use their hands. :supergrin:

:rofl::supergrin:

janice6
11-26-2012, 17:03
If I didn't have any bad habits, I wouldn't have any habits at all.

I remain the bastion of erratic behavior for the family. We cannot let the members get wound too tight. It's not healthy.

smokin762
11-26-2012, 17:09
:popcorn:

Gallium
11-26-2012, 18:55
BMW, eh? That don't make you civilized. :whistling:


I thought the title said inner BARVARIAN. :tongueout:

MasterShake
11-26-2012, 19:18
I'm down with the drippage and I love family reunions......:whistling:
We all know that AJ, all that "down South fun". :rofl:

Angry Fist
11-26-2012, 22:34
I thought the title said inner BARVARIAN. :tongueout:
Gotta watch out for them dang Barvarians... they cain't spell! :tongueout:

NeverMore1701
11-26-2012, 22:37
Today I strung christmas lights without a ladder, I accessed the roof via the fence. Felt like storming a castle, which is suitably barbaric.

9jeeps
11-27-2012, 01:21
Must be a full moon, already.

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 02:31
I just ate a cold, rare steak with nothing but my hands and mighty jaws. Rawr.

stevelyn
11-27-2012, 04:50
Admit it! Inside each and every one of you, lurks a heathen with bad habits!



I consider that to be a normal state. I am a heathen. My habit are neither bad or good. They just are.

EdTracker
11-27-2012, 05:07
I like to scratch my ass then smell my finger. Why?

I get the scratch part, because it itches. But why the smell... inner barbarian thing I guess.

Travclem
11-27-2012, 06:36
After Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday I moved all of the food off of the bar in the kitchen and butchered a deer there. All of the kids thought it was pretty cool. I think my mom and mother in law were disgusted. My dad was pretty impressed that my wife lets me do it in the house.:rofl:

I also killed a hog with a 24oz. Estwing ball peen hammer last week. Is that barbaric enough for ya?

kirgi08
11-27-2012, 06:48
Shoulda ate the deer for dinner.'08. :eat:

Travclem
11-27-2012, 07:25
Shoulda ate the deer for dinner.'08. :eat:
I would've preferred that, but we had turkey.

JLB768
11-27-2012, 10:00
Well, Jami you know there are only 3 kinds of people in this world... over the roll, under the roll, and those that use their hands. :supergrin:

I'm an over the topper, but when I finish, I flip it to under just to irriate my wife.

Magnus2131
11-27-2012, 10:04
It's boxers for me all day, then I have to scramble is someone comes to the door.

fnfalman
11-27-2012, 10:13
I do the Gangnam Style in Klingon Style.

KLINGON STYLE (Star Trek Parody of PSY - GANGNAM STYLE) - YouTube

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 16:49
After Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday I moved all of the food off of the bar in the kitchen and butchered a deer there. All of the kids thought it was pretty cool. I think my mom and mother in law were disgusted. My dad was pretty impressed that my wife lets me do it in the house.:rofl:

I also killed a hog with a 24oz. Estwing ball peen hammer last week. Is that barbaric enough for ya?
Excellent!

Why a hammer?

dango
11-27-2012, 16:53
Why the the hammer ? It's the modern day club and effective !
You animal.........! :supergrin:


Ps: that ear , don't do it , that ear tasted nasty........!

rednoved
11-27-2012, 16:56
I enjoy the smell of my own farts.

rednoved
11-27-2012, 16:56
Mostly.

Altaris
11-27-2012, 16:57
I just assembled my new office chair....... and I didn't read the instructions!!

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 17:05
I enjoy the smell of my own farts.
Too bad they don't sell "Viking on the Loo" at Bed Bath and Beyond.

Travclem
11-27-2012, 18:03
Excellent!

Why a hammer?
Seemed like a good idea at the time. I carry that hammer in my pack at school since I am stripped of any other rights to defend myself while there. Since it would be frowned upon to test it's effectiveness on a human, I found me a 150lb russian boar to test it on. FTR it worked great. A ball peen hammer is a great tool to have.

There may be someone someday that decides to shoot that place up, but they will have to survive the death charge of a bearded 6'2" 265lb maniac swinging a 24oz. Estwing ball peen hammer first.

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 18:08
Seemed like a good idea at the time. I carry that hammer in my pack at school since I am stripped of any other rights to defend myself while there. Since it would be frowned upon to test it's effectiveness on a human, I found me a 150lb russian boar to test it on. FTR it worked great. A ball peen hammer is a great tool to have.

Heh, not a bad idea, might get one to supplement my knives at school.

Travclem
11-27-2012, 18:10
Heh, not a bad idea, might get one to supplement my knives at school.
Damn, you missed my witty edit.

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 18:20
Damn, you missed my witty edit.

:rofl:

Arquebus12
11-27-2012, 18:53
Inner barbarian?

HA!

F350
11-27-2012, 20:04
(Shoot) I spent almost 20 years "single again" between marriages, ain't a one of you guys come close yet.

Big_Grumpy
11-27-2012, 20:28
Alright... who's ever peed in the laundry sink? Come on... show of hands!! :whistling:

Miller Time
11-27-2012, 21:53
A heathen with bad habits? I'm male. Being heathen with bad habits is just part of being a guy. :supergrin:

That's what I always thought. At least that's my excuse! :rofl:

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 22:23
Seemed like a good idea at the time. I carry that hammer in my pack at school since I am stripped of any other rights to defend myself while there. Since it would be frowned upon to test it's effectiveness on a human, I found me a 150lb russian boar to test it on. FTR it worked great. A ball peen hammer is a great tool to have.

There may be someone someday that decides to shoot that place up, but they will have to survive the death charge of a bearded 6'2" 265lb maniac swinging a 24oz. Estwing ball peen hammer first.
Understood, sir. Concerning hammers, from one barbarian to another, I offer you this:

http://www.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/deadonannihilator1.jpg


If that ain't good enough, I have the best of my personal stash:

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz13/MO_FUGGAZ/Mace.jpg

Yes, that's a 1" bolt with 3 pounds of wheel weights behind it.

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 22:27
Alright... who's ever peed in the laundry sink? Come on... show of hands!! :whistling:
I pissed in the fridge once, long story.

Why do fridges keep coming up? :faint:

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 22:28
Understood, sir. Concerning hammers, from one barbarian to another, I offer you this:

http://www.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/deadonannihilator1.jpg


If that ain't good enough, I have the best of my personal stash:

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz13/MO_FUGGAZ/Mace.jpg

Wonder if I could fit a tomahawk and buckler in my school bag?

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 22:32
Shields are for Spartans and other assorted wussies.

DustyBottoms
11-27-2012, 23:01
Me and my dog frequently mark our territory in my back yard.

I'm too lazy to go in the house and use the bathroom.

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 23:04
Me and my dog frequently mark our territory in my back yard.

I'm too lazy to go in the house and use the bathroom.

Hell, I'll go outside to piss half the time even if I'm already in the house, especially at night, it's nice and cool :supergrin:

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 23:04
Shields are for Spartans and other assorted wussies.

I'm ok with that :rofl:

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 23:06
Me and my dog frequently mark our territory in my back yard.

I'm too lazy to go in the house and use the bathroom.
Damn near every night heah!

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 23:07
I'm ok with that :rofl:
Parrying is a lost art, I guess. :supergrin:

NeverMore1701
11-27-2012, 23:25
Parrying is a lost art, I guess. :supergrin:

Ever take a buckler to the nose? Surprisingly unpleasant :supergrin:

MasterShake
11-27-2012, 23:26
Parrying is a lost art, I guess. :supergrin:
True dat! http://drunksquad.freeforums.org/images/smilies/cornut.gif

Angry Fist
11-27-2012, 23:46
Ever take a buckler to the nose? Surprisingly unpleasant :supergrin:
Hell naw! The last few times they tried that, they got a mag dumped in their punk ass. :supergrin:

Travclem
11-28-2012, 05:03
Understood, sir. Concerning hammers, from one barbarian to another, I offer you this:

http://www.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/deadonannihilator1.jpg


If that ain't good enough, I have the best of my personal stash:

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz13/MO_FUGGAZ/Mace.jpg

Yes, that's a 1" bolt with 3 pounds of wheel weights behind it.

I have the top one in my truck. It's called an annihilator. IMO it's too handle heavy.


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Slackinoff
11-28-2012, 05:27
Had an armadillo escape from a cage I was moving/relocating it in. I cornered the beast and killed it with one of those solid fireplace bricks. I can be rational, but never run from me.

JW1178
11-28-2012, 05:40
I grab my fiancÚ by the hair and drag her into the bedroom and have my way with her. She's a heathen herself and likes it. :)