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ysr_racer
11-29-2012, 08:39
I did something (uncharacteristically) nice for one of my wife's girlfriends. My wife was appreciative, and said so.
I asked her not to spread around what a nice guy I was, because it would ruin my "street cred".
She said, "you mean the street cred where people think you're a self-centered, misogynistic, pig, I think you'll be fine".
My wife, I think I'll keep her :)
RenoF250
11-29-2012, 09:12
Message artist pig? I am not going to give you a message.
ilgunguygt
11-29-2012, 10:11
Message artist pig? I am not going to give you a message.
why, are you afraid of communication? Unless you meant massage?
fnfalman
11-29-2012, 12:07
why, are you afraid of communication? Unless you meant massage?
It was a joke.
skeeter7
11-29-2012, 12:26
I do nice things to my wife's friends all the time too. I also tell them not to spread around what a nice guy I was so my wife doesn't find out. Don't wanna lose half my stuff.
Dennis in MA
11-29-2012, 12:28
I did something (uncharacteristically) nice for one of my wife's girlfriends. My wife was appreciative, and said so.
I asked her not to spread around what a nice guy I was, because it would ruin my "street cred".
She said, "you mean the street cred where people think you're a self-centered, misogynistic, pig, I think you'll be fine".
My wife, I think I'll keep her :)
Yeah. Because after that assessment, no one else wants you. :rofl:
redbaron007
11-29-2012, 12:32
I did something (uncharacteristically) nice for one of my wife's girlfriends. My wife was appreciative, and said so.
I asked her not to spread around what a nice guy I was, because it would ruin my "street cred".
She said, "you mean the street cred where people think you're a self-centered, misogynistic, pig, I think you'll be fine".
My wife, I think I'll keep her :)
The elephant question in the room is.......
Your wife was appreciative verbally........anything else? :supergrin:
:wavey:
red
Batesmotel
11-29-2012, 13:00
The elephant question in the room is.......
Someone had to say it.
Dubble-Tapper
11-29-2012, 17:23
i figured this story would end in OP getting some lettuce...
i am disappointed.
http://www.gifflix.com/files/509582c977d0.gif
snowcrash75
11-29-2012, 18:21
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29073764.jpg
rhikdavis
11-29-2012, 18:34
Didnt' your ex wife have a horrible accident Halloween before last?
ysr_racer
11-29-2012, 19:25
Didnt' your ex wife have a horrible accident Halloween before last?
Yes, a couple of times :)
I do nice things to my wife's friends all the time too. I also tell them not to spread around what a nice guy I was so my wife doesn't find out. Don't wanna lose half my stuff.
:ladiesman:
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