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ysr_racer
11-29-2012, 08:39
I did something (uncharacteristically) nice for one of my wife's girlfriends. My wife was appreciative, and said so.

I asked her not to spread around what a nice guy I was, because it would ruin my "street cred".

She said, "you mean the street cred where people think you're a self-centered, misogynistic, pig, I think you'll be fine".

My wife, I think I'll keep her :)

RenoF250
11-29-2012, 09:12
Message artist pig? I am not going to give you a message.

ilgunguygt
11-29-2012, 10:11
Message artist pig? I am not going to give you a message.
why, are you afraid of communication? Unless you meant massage?

fnfalman
11-29-2012, 12:07
why, are you afraid of communication? Unless you meant massage?

It was a joke.

skeeter7
11-29-2012, 12:26
I do nice things to my wife's friends all the time too. I also tell them not to spread around what a nice guy I was so my wife doesn't find out. Don't wanna lose half my stuff.

Dennis in MA
11-29-2012, 12:28
I did something (uncharacteristically) nice for one of my wife's girlfriends. My wife was appreciative, and said so.

I asked her not to spread around what a nice guy I was, because it would ruin my "street cred".

She said, "you mean the street cred where people think you're a self-centered, misogynistic, pig, I think you'll be fine".

My wife, I think I'll keep her :)

Yeah. Because after that assessment, no one else wants you. :rofl:

redbaron007
11-29-2012, 12:32
I did something (uncharacteristically) nice for one of my wife's girlfriends. My wife was appreciative, and said so.

I asked her not to spread around what a nice guy I was, because it would ruin my "street cred".

She said, "you mean the street cred where people think you're a self-centered, misogynistic, pig, I think you'll be fine".

My wife, I think I'll keep her :)


The elephant question in the room is.......

Your wife was appreciative verbally........anything else? :supergrin:

:wavey:

red

Batesmotel
11-29-2012, 13:00
The elephant question in the room is.......

Someone had to say it.

Dubble-Tapper
11-29-2012, 17:23
i figured this story would end in OP getting some lettuce...

i am disappointed.

RJ1670
11-29-2012, 18:08
http://www.gifflix.com/files/509582c977d0.gif

snowcrash75
11-29-2012, 18:21
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29073764.jpg

Slug71
11-29-2012, 18:21
Pics of wife's friend??

rhikdavis
11-29-2012, 18:34
Didnt' your ex wife have a horrible accident Halloween before last?

ysr_racer
11-29-2012, 19:25
Didnt' your ex wife have a horrible accident Halloween before last?

Yes, a couple of times :)

madAB
11-29-2012, 20:11
I do nice things to my wife's friends all the time too. I also tell them not to spread around what a nice guy I was so my wife doesn't find out. Don't wanna lose half my stuff.

:ladiesman: