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vart
11-30-2012, 12:01
http://www.history.com/shows/ancient-aliens/episodes/season-4#slide-7

Watched the show last night and the amount of absurdity was too much, even for me...:wow:

Lots of creepy, weird pseudo-scientists linking Bigfoot to alien visitation.

The prevalent theory among those who took acid in grad school and now ponder such things is that Bigfoot was sent here by aliens.

They point out all of the evidence of Bigfoot even in ancient texts and somehow link those sighting to alien visitations.

One theiry is that Bigfoots are a sort of criminal class and that aliens have used earth as a sort of "prison planet" to punish Bigfoot.

All this, of course, explains why Bigfoot is so elusive and there has never been a body or skeleton recovered...

Now, as an actual Bigfoot believer, I have no idea why there has not been any body or skeletal remains found, but I am not so crazy as to believe that it is due to Bigfoot being an alien species...:upeyes:

Of course, this guy was featured, which gave the show a certain air of credibility...

http://petchonka.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Winter-is-Due-to-Aliens-picture-by-sheamacleod.jpg

Hamilton Burger
11-30-2012, 12:32
Three other theories put forth:

Bigfoot was an alien genetics experiment, discarded on Earth to fend for themselves.

Bigfoot is an alien slave planted on Earth to mine precious metals.

Bigfoot is the epitome of evolution in apes, and humans are an alien genetic experiment left here to fend for ourselves.

:upeyes:



Crazy Hair Dude = :rofl:

AK_Stick
11-30-2012, 12:33
That makes atleast as much sense as the "Bigfoot believers" do.

But then again, I don't expect a rational discussion with people that think a 400+ lb 6+ foot primate could survive and hide a population sustaining breeding pool for thousands of years without ever leaving a single shred of physical evidence.

Al Czervik
11-30-2012, 12:38
Yeah, see, I told you so in the last thread. Steve Austin was right!
Do NOT discount the six million dollar man. He actually fought bigfoot.

MarcDW
11-30-2012, 12:45
It's funny what makes money!


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Dennis in MA
11-30-2012, 15:02
Yeah, see, I told you so in the last thread. Steve Austin was right!
Do NOT discount the six million dollar man. He actually fought bigfoot.

This! And I believe he fought the Bigfoot, and the Bigfoot won.

mrmedina
11-30-2012, 15:41
Meh! Coast to Coast knew this last year that Bigfoot was a inter dimensional being.

Wow, think my bong is empty.............

OrangePwr9
11-30-2012, 16:45
Ahhh....the guy with the hair who talks with his hands. Now it all comes clear. Of course Bigfoot is an alien.

Probably voted in the last election too. The Bigfoot vote may have put Obama over the top.

It appears the guy with the hair has now lost his razor. Bigfoot research probably doesn't pay well.

Spiffums
11-30-2012, 17:07
Earth = The Australia of the Galaxy......

cowboywannabe
11-30-2012, 17:19
no **** sherlock, steve austin knew this in the 70s.

Ruggles
11-30-2012, 17:34
I like Ancient Aliens, it is interesting. Not buying much of it but interesting none the less. Crazy hair dude is pretty interesting as well, but that hair just distracts any serious concentration I try to give him.

countrygun
11-30-2012, 17:41
That makes atleast as much sense as the "Bigfoot believers" do.

But then again, I don't expect a rational discussion with people that think a 400+ lb 6+ foot primate could survive and hide a population sustaining breeding pool for thousands of years without ever leaving a single shred of physical evidence.

You never met my Ex-wife's family.

FLIPPER 348
11-30-2012, 20:03
.....y'all pay monthly to watch this kind of crap?? (and the programs still have commercials!) ((LOTS of them))

Ruggles
11-30-2012, 20:08
.....y'all pay monthly to watch this kind of crap?? (and the programs still have commercials!) ((LOTS of them))

Yeah but some of those shows on cable have naked women in them :supergrin:

The History Channel has a lot of great programs and some not so great. Like I said I like Ancient Aliens, it shows some really interesting questions about many of the ancient wonders and ruins worldwide. Not saying ET built the pyramids but just saying it is interesting to think about how it was done.

Hamilton Burger
11-30-2012, 20:16
I found it while flippin' through the channels during the Ghost Hunters' commercial breaks.

TAPS always finds evidence, and it's real, too.

http://i45.tinypic.com/33ndxzk.jpg

:tongueout:

*ASH*
11-30-2012, 20:58
we got something squatchy in here :rofl:

countrygun
11-30-2012, 21:04
we got something squatchy in here :rofl:

Is it knocking on wood or just making grunting sounds?

Jim in MI
11-30-2012, 21:10
I love Ancient Aliens, not because of the alien slant but because of all the great video of ancient ruins-I like the close up shots of huge stones showing the cuts "this cut was made by alien machine shops!!"

Anyway, the Story of Gilgamesh does have a wild man in it, lots of ancient myth and folklore mention wild men that live on the edge of civilization. Genesis DOES mention giants and sons of gods. This wild man became Bigfoot in the 1950's (or so the folklorists say).

I can tell you Bigfoot doesn't hang out where I hunt.

9jeeps
11-30-2012, 21:19
I began thinking BF's were interdimentional watching the closing scene of, "Harry and the Hendersons" and reading certain Louie Lamour books. Years ago.

But after watching these Poops on the TV I'm thinking they give BF's a bad name,

People who see these things aren't necessarily out in the woods making a hell of a racket.

Let alone most animals out there can also pick up the scent of man for miles..... Oh well.

Blast
11-30-2012, 21:19
http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2009/6/1/128883898553216103.jpg












Or maybe okie.:whistling:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/keithbeth/okiestreak.jpg

kiole
11-30-2012, 21:28
http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/acient-aliens-tide-goes-in-tide-goes-out-aliens.jpg