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okie
12-02-2012, 09:14
Yesterday I went to the casino to hit the buffet, and give them 20 bucks. At the restaurant they seated me next to this couple that were maybe late 20ish. The guy was in a suit and she had on a long black dress and was a skinny lady, and I'm talking skinny, you all woulda thought she was skinny also. Anywho this chick tore up the crab legs, and I do mean tore them up, they started eating about 10 minutes before me and when I left she was still tearing up the crab legs. I never saw a woman skinny as that, that could eat like that:wow::rofl: :supergrin:

tous
12-02-2012, 09:33
Yes, but can she make a good sammich.

okie
12-02-2012, 09:51
Yes, but can she make a good sammich.

Don't know, Doug I didn't ask her:supergrin:

kirgi08
12-02-2012, 09:59
n00bs,what are we gonna do with him Doug? .'08. :sad:

Hamilton Burger
12-02-2012, 10:01
Tapeworm?

tehan2
12-02-2012, 10:06
then she went into the bathroom and threw 'em up

DustyJacket
12-02-2012, 10:07
Maybe she works off the calories at home.

Arc Angel
12-02-2012, 10:08
I was out with one last night! This skinny little 110# girl polished off a large plate of lasagna while I sat there and watched in awe. She was the only one in our party of four who, literally, cleaned her plate. All of the rest of us went home with doggie bags.

(Good food, by the way - One of the finest Italian restaurants I've ever been to in my entire life. Only the wine list could use some work.)

ithaca_deerslayer
12-02-2012, 10:09
Sounds like you are in love :)

I bet she can out shoot you too, and was carrying a 10mm.

FullClip
12-02-2012, 10:20
Most likely has a tape worm the size of a python!!:wow:

tous
12-02-2012, 10:35
n00bs,what are we gonna do with him Doug? .'08. :sad:

I tried to larn him about the ways of wimmins.
The galoot watches too much TV, I reckon.

okie, this here's the thing. If' they can't make a good sammich, pass 'em by and look fer the next one.

smokin762
12-02-2012, 10:37
One day, that metabolism will slow down. The eating habits won’t. Then when she sits around the house, she will be sitting……..around the house. :whistling:

John Rambo
12-02-2012, 10:39
One day, that metabolism will slow down. The eating habits won’t. Then when she sits around the house, she will be sitting……..around the house. :whistling:

Boy if I had a nickle for every girl I went to highschool with who I met later on that this happened to...

Tx-SIG229
12-02-2012, 10:52
cheap date must take her out only once a year

okie
12-02-2012, 11:00
I tried to larn him about the ways of wimmins.
The galoot watches too much TV, I reckon.

okie, this here's the thing. If' they can't make a good sammich, pass 'em by and look fer the next one.

I will remember that, Doug:supergrin:

bush pilot
12-02-2012, 11:13
GF and I went to a crab feed a couple of years ago at a local casino. An Asian couple sat down next to us and started the assault on the crab. By the time we left the woman had eaten 9 plates of crab and the guy was up to 11, we never did find out the final count. The plates were heaping, not just a little on each one. BTW, she was maybe 5 ft and 110#, he wasn't much bigger.

smokin762
12-02-2012, 11:21
Boy if I had a nickle for every girl I went to highschool with who I met later on that this happened to...

I have seen this too. Young and skinny. Older and..... never mind. :whistling:

kirgi08
12-02-2012, 11:58
I tried to larn him about the ways of wimmins.
The galoot watches too much TV, I reckon.

okie, this here's the thing. If' they can't make a good sammich, pass 'em by and look fer the next one.

It's painful ta watch,such potential..Youse does realize that G has the final say.'08. :scared:

briarpatch
12-02-2012, 12:56
She may have been there to celebrate just coming off a diet where she lost 150 lbs.

deputy tom
12-02-2012, 13:03
...

okie, this here's the thing. If' they can't make a good sammich, pass 'em by and look fer the next one.

Words to live by. tom.:cool:

ithaca_deerslayer
12-02-2012, 13:06
Fortunately men do not suffer from getting fat as they age. When the male metabolism slows down, most men eat less. More greens, less meat, less carbs. Men tend to reduce their beer drinking and stay away from snacks. The typical man as he begins to age past his 20's will also increase excercise and decrease tv watching. That is why men stay healthy and in shape, while their female counter-parts of similar age group get fat and dumpy.

Arc Angel
12-02-2012, 13:51
Sounds like you are in love :)

I AM in love! (Only with the woman who was sitting right next to her.) :supergrin:

I bet she can out shoot you too, and was carrying a 10mm.

Is that a joke; or are you just being stupid? :dunno:

Batesmotel
12-02-2012, 15:41
I went to the casino to hit the buffet

Good memories my friend.

ithaca_deerslayer
12-02-2012, 15:49
Is that a joke; or are you just being stupid? :dunno:

No, sorry, was referring to Okie's long tall thin pretty eating machine he saw. If we are going to think about her, let's imagine she was also carrying and can shoot :)

Bruce H
12-02-2012, 15:50
Having eaten crab legs a time or two all the calories furnished by the crab legs are used up tearing the damn things apart. Has to be the closest thing to a zero sum meal.

Arc Angel
12-02-2012, 16:04
No, sorry, was referring to Okie's long tall thin pretty eating machine he saw. If we are going to think about her, let's imagine she was also carrying and can shoot :)

:shocked: Now it makes sense! Sorry, I shouldn't have taken it personally; but, it's just been one of those afternoons. :freak:

(I should have gone shooting; but, it's a little too cold and damp out there, today.)

Dennis in MA
12-02-2012, 19:13
then she went into the bathroom and threw 'em up

Bonus! Get to taste it twice!

Fortunately men do not suffer from getting fat as they age. When the male metabolism slows down, most men eat less. More greens, less meat, less carbs. Men tend to reduce their beer drinking and stay away from snacks. The typical man as he begins to age past his 20's will also increase excercise and decrease tv watching. That is why men stay healthy and in shape, while their female counter-parts of similar age group get fat and dumpy.

Must be an upstate NY phenom. Lol

ca survivor
12-03-2012, 07:49
Having eaten crab legs a time or two all the calories furnished by the crab legs are used up tearing the damn things apart. Has to be the closest thing to a zero sum meal.

sooooo true :rofl:

okie
12-03-2012, 07:55
Sounds like you are in love :)

I bet she can out shoot you too, and was carrying a 10mm.

Her dress was to tight, don't think she was CCWing:supergrin:

okie
12-03-2012, 07:58
Good memories my friend.

Very good memories my friend:thumbsup::supergrin:

DustyJacket
12-03-2012, 21:39
Fortunately men do not suffer from getting fat as they age. When the male metabolism slows down, most men eat less. More greens, less meat, less carbs. Men tend to reduce their beer drinking and stay away from snacks. The typical man as he begins to age past his 20's will also increase excercise and decrease tv watching. That is why men stay healthy and in shape, while their female counter-parts of similar age group get fat and dumpy.

Maybe I missed it:

What planet do you come from?


:ufo:

ithaca_deerslayer
12-03-2012, 22:09
Maybe I missed it:

What planet do you come from?


:ufo:

Maybe single guys let themselves go. But most married men 20 years later can still fit into the same size suit as the day they got married. They tend to turn down sweets at the dinner table, such as homemade pie or layer cake.

While Okie's dream woman he spotted at the restaurant will surely balloon up because of her strong appetite, we can be assured that a man, especially a married man, will only take single portions once he notices a few extra pounds starting to accumulate. He will want to keep himself in good shape and keep up with the latest fashions so he can look his best for his wife. He'll even always pick up his toe nail clippings so they are not left near the recliner in the living room :)

HollowHead
12-03-2012, 22:21
Maybe single guys let themselves go. But most married men 20 years later can still fit into the same size suit as the day they got married. They tend to turn down sweets at the dinner table, such as homemade pie or layer cake.

While Okie's dream woman he spotted at the restaurant will surely balloon up because of her strong appetite, we can be assured that a man, especially a married man, will only take single portions once he notices a few extra pounds starting to accumulate. He will want to keep himself in good shape and keep up with the latest fashions so he can look his best for his wife. He'll even always pick up his toe nail clippings so they are not left near the recliner in the living room :)

Gotta go with this. I bought the tuxedo I got married in (46L) in 1993 at the age of 33 and still wear it every now and then with no alterations. HH

NeverMore1701
12-03-2012, 22:24
Sounds like someone has an eating disorder.

HollowHead
12-03-2012, 22:36
Sounds like someone has an eating disorder.

You can always tell by the teeth. People who can pack it in yet remain skin & bones usally have bad teeth from self-induced vomiting, and the stomach acid destroys them. HH

gjk5
12-03-2012, 23:42
Maybe single guys let themselves go. But most married men 20 years later can still fit into the same size suit as the day they got married. They tend to turn down sweets at the dinner table, such as homemade pie or layer cake.

While Okie's dream woman he spotted at the restaurant will surely balloon up because of her strong appetite, we can be assured that a man, especially a married man, will only take single portions once he notices a few extra pounds starting to accumulate. He will want to keep himself in good shape and keep up with the latest fashions so he can look his best for his wife. He'll even always pick up his toe nail clippings so they are not left near the recliner in the living room :)

so is it crack or meth in upstate NY?

TransAm-98
12-04-2012, 00:46
Sony Bravia?

ithaca_deerslayer
12-04-2012, 06:21
so is it crack or meth in upstate NY?

Ice cream

Peace Warrior
12-04-2012, 06:51
She may have been there to celebrate just coming off a diet where she lost 150 lbs.
this^

Longtooths
12-04-2012, 07:00
Many years ago me and two of my buddies hit up the local Red Lobster's all you can eat Snow Crab Legs. We managed to finish off twenty sum odd pounds.

(It was awhile before I even considered eating crab again)

(at least 4 hours or so, love them buggers)

wvtarheel
12-04-2012, 07:16
Crab legs aren't that bad for you if you can resist dipping them in melted butter. I mean eating 8 plates of anything isn't good for you, but if you are looking for a low calorie meal you can't go wrong with crab legs.

Psychman
12-04-2012, 08:20
Fortunately men do not suffer from getting fat as they age. When the male metabolism slows down, most men eat less. More greens, less meat, less carbs. Men tend to reduce their beer drinking and stay away from snacks. The typical man as he begins to age past his 20's will also increase excercise and decrease tv watching. That is why men stay healthy and in shape, while their female counter-parts of similar age group get fat and dumpy.

LOL. Wow, I bet you are full of anecdotal information. Just don't tell your wife your theory.

Peace Warrior
12-04-2012, 21:58
Fortunately men do not suffer from getting fat as they age. When the male metabolism slows down, most men eat less. More greens, less meat, less carbs. Men tend to reduce their beer drinking and stay away from snacks. The typical man as he begins to age past his 20's will also increase excercise and decrease tv watching. That is why men stay healthy and in shape, while their female counter-parts of similar age group get fat and dumpy.
You should do eulogies. :supergrin:

Jack23
12-05-2012, 16:01
Check back with her when she's in her 40s and that metabolism has slowed down....

RedTop
12-05-2012, 16:17
Eating that much crab would surely earn me a bout of gout.

okie
12-06-2012, 07:55
Sony Bravia?
Don't know my friend:rofl::rofl: