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JMarch
12-03-2012, 20:37
From the man who brought you "Balloon Boy" and named his son Falcon, comes Your Shakedown, undoubtedly the greatest thing since ketchup was invented.

Your Shake Down™ - Remove Contents in Seconds! - YouTube

TBO
12-03-2012, 20:43
:wow:

NeverMore1701
12-03-2012, 20:45
Strap a fleshlight in that bad boy and clear your schedule!

certifiedfunds
12-03-2012, 20:48
Strap a fleshlight in that bad boy and clear your schedule!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

raven11
12-03-2012, 20:52
Strap a fleshlight in that bad boy and clear your schedule!
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skeeter7
12-04-2012, 00:48
Why is he doing an informercial in a robe like he just got out of the shower for such a huge device that only gets the last of the ketchup out of a bottle? What crazy person would actually buy that??? :crazy:

skeeter7
12-04-2012, 00:48
Strap a fleshlight in that bad boy and clear your schedule!

:perfect10:

PBCounty
12-04-2012, 00:50
Either someone got their ass kicked in school a whole lot, or they didn't get it kicked nearly enough.

TK-421
12-04-2012, 00:50
You grab the bottom of the bottle, firmly, make sure the firmly screwed on and the flip lid is firmly shut, and then you swing your arm in a fastball pitch motion a few times, and everything gets flung to the top of the bottle, if you do it right. If you do it wrong, the bottle either goes flying, or opens up and spews the contents everywhere.

Why the hell would you spend money on a huge contraption that takes up a ton of space in your kitchen, when you can just use physics? :dunno:

Gunhaver
12-04-2012, 00:59
Why the hell would you spend money on a huge contraption that takes up a ton of space in your kitchen, when you can just use physics? :dunno:

Because post #3. That's why. :rofl:

My girlfriend would go all sex toy MacGyver on it. Add heating elements and integrate it into a bicycle seat or something. It would never see the kitchen.

TK-421
12-04-2012, 01:06
Because post #3. That's why. :rofl:

My girlfriend would go all sex toy MacGyver on it. Add heating elements and integrate it into a bicycle seat or something. It would never see the kitchen.

Alright, I can see your point. :supergrin:

Dennis in MA
12-04-2012, 07:34
Because post #3. That's why. :rofl:

My girlfriend would go all sex toy MacGyver on it. Add heating elements and integrate it into a bicycle seat or something. It would never see the kitchen.

TTIWWOP! :rofl:

robertoh
12-04-2012, 07:36
But wait,there's more,----:rofl:

nmk
12-04-2012, 07:39
Strap a fleshlight in that bad boy and clear your schedule!

:rofl: