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certifiedfunds
12-04-2012, 07:18
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/03/mike-tyson-brad-pitt-robin-givens-love-triangle_n_2231084.html

Tyson catches Pitt with his wife. Can you imagine getting busted by Mike Tyson?:shocked:

Dennis in MA
12-04-2012, 07:21
Mike was quoted as saying," Thith ith dithsuthting. I'm weady to go wide a twain I'm tho mad!"

Really? Didn't he beat her into divorce 20 years ago??? I'd say Pitt was chasing older women, but I didn't realize that Brad-o is almost 50. He looked like a baby at 30. Wow!

wvtarheel
12-04-2012, 07:28
Why is this news now? I thought I remember hearing about this way back in the 90s.

Back on topic though, I imagine being caught by tyson in that position would give you a similar feeling to to walking through polar bear country wearing a seal blubber suit and seeing a polar bear come over the hill.

Adjuster
12-04-2012, 08:47
Brad was recently in an interview for his new movie and brought up the Tyson thing.


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fnfalman
12-04-2012, 08:57
Brad Pitt would do the Achilles thing on Tyson.

fnfalman
12-04-2012, 08:58
..."I was just depressed I couldn’t bone her no more."



Mike Tyson the Orator.

wvtarheel
12-04-2012, 09:13
Brad was recently in an interview for his new movie and brought up the Tyson thing.


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Oh OK. Makes sense.

Drain You
12-04-2012, 09:14
Mike Tyson is the only thing keeping that from being one of the hottest love triangles of all time.

token5gtd
12-04-2012, 09:15
Was thinking the same thing... so eloquent.

Psychman
12-04-2012, 09:23
..."I was just depressed I couldnít bone her no more."



Mike Tyson the Orator.


LOL. :rofl: I almost spit out my lunch when I read this.

Psychman
12-04-2012, 09:24
What is really disgusting is that They were doing her in the same time period according to Mikey.

domesttuner
12-04-2012, 09:42
The Devil's Triangle?

Taphius
12-04-2012, 23:56
..."I was just depressed I couldnít bone her no more."



Mike Tyson the Orator.

Classic

Goldendog Redux
12-05-2012, 00:01
Maybe Iron Mike should bend Jennifer Aniston over a little bit. Or angelina. or both

Ohio Copper
12-05-2012, 00:09
Mike Tyson is comedy gold. He lived in my area when I was a kid and would regularly see him at the mall and such. Always had an entourage that looked like they were straight out of the 80s.


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Durden
12-05-2012, 00:10
"One day, Iím going to her house to bone her again and no oneís home, and Iím leaving and sheís pulling up with Brad Pitt, and Iím sad," he said. At the time, Tyson did not recognize the superstar actor. "He wasnít Brad Pitt back then. He was just some little beach-bum-looking dude. 'Hey dude' kind of guy. He was probably selling his body for money or something, I donít know. He was very pretty."
"I wasnít thinking about attacking him," Tyson told Global Grind. "I was just depressed I couldnít bone her no more."


Best quote of the day.

NeverMore1701
12-05-2012, 00:20
..."I was just depressed I couldnít bone her no more."



Mike Tyson the Orator.

:perfect10:

MrsKitty
12-05-2012, 00:28
"He was pretty."

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My coworkers asked me why I am laughing so hard.

SouthpawG26
12-05-2012, 03:28
but I didn't realize that Brad-o is almost 50. He looked like a baby at 30. Wow!

You have to keep in mind that he has a curious reverse aging disease...

GlockRik
12-05-2012, 05:08
Can you imagine getting busted by Mike Tyson?:shocked:

He's lucky it wasn't O.J.'s wife.

Averageman
12-05-2012, 05:47
I remember the 4 second knock-outs Tyson used to get early in his career. I'm sure at that moment Brad Pitt ruined a car seat as the pulled in to the drive and Mike was sitting there.

Chuck TX
12-05-2012, 08:08
Sounds like Brad Pitt came mighty close to not becoming a Hollywood pretty boy if Mike hadn't taken his Lithium.