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LASTRESORT20
12-05-2012, 10:06
:dunno:



http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/05/article-0-165A3EE1000005DC-394_634x429.jpg






`Recap, 4 went fishing, got lost, 3 months later, 2 rescued, 1 missing, 1 discovered butchered corpse. Doesn't sound like they were very good at fishing`


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2243169/Two-fishermen-suspected-resorting-cannibalism-getting-lost-trip-Siberia.html

certifiedfunds
12-05-2012, 10:25
That right there is democracy in action


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RedTop
12-05-2012, 10:30
In Soviet Russia, the fish eat you.

janice6
12-05-2012, 10:31
I don't like fish either.

FullClip
12-05-2012, 10:45
I always go on hunting and fishing trips with at least one fat buddy....:supergrin:

LASTRESORT20
12-05-2012, 10:46
In Soviet Russia, the fish eat you.

http://static.themoscowtimes.com/upload/iblock/c68/front.jpg


http://images.free-extras.com/photo/i/in_soviet_russia_cat_bites_dog-315.jpg

Anything Is Possible

Carrys
12-05-2012, 10:52
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/05/article-0-165A3EE1000005DC-394_634x429.jpg





Dang brother.........I don't believe I would have told that.:shocked:

redbaron007
12-05-2012, 10:52
That right there is democracy in action


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A great Social Studies illustration! :supergrin:

I always go on hunting and fishing trips with at least one fat buddy....:supergrin:

:alex: :shocked: :headscratch:

:wavey:

red

johnd
12-05-2012, 11:02
Meh, the English soccer team did that in Argentina, no big deal as long as you eat the muscle parts..... probably pretty good with a little Tabasco. The Pacific Islanders who did it as their culture called us " long pigs" for what we taste like.

FullClip
12-05-2012, 11:12
Meh, the English soccer team did that in Argentina, .........


It weren't the English....it was the Uruguayan soccer team.

Nobody knows for sure what they'd do in a similar situation, but from history of where people are desperate, the need of food becomes pretty powerful.

Booker
12-05-2012, 11:12
It depends on what my dipping sauce choices are!

MulletLoad
12-05-2012, 15:42
Seems I remember this being SOP during the gulag times and probably today if there are still prisons in isolated areas.

3 guys would escape. 2 wouldn't tell the 3rd he was actually a "cow" that was only brought into the escape plan to be killed for food later when they became desperate for food.

RedTop
12-05-2012, 16:25
Does anyone else find it telling that a user with the handle "LastResort" and a status of "Long Term Food" posted this? :supergrin:

Cannibalism has also been known to cause acid reflucts.

Wil Ufgood
12-05-2012, 16:46
"Soylent Green is people!".

certifiedfunds
12-05-2012, 16:47
Does anyone else find it telling that a user with the handle "LastResort" and a status of "Long Term Food" posted this? :supergrin:

Cannibalism has also been known to cause acid reflucts.

reflucks

happyguy
12-05-2012, 17:10
"Timothy" the Buoys - YouTube


Timothy lyrics
Songwriters: HOLMES, RUPERT

Trapped in a mine what had caved in
And everyone knows the only ones left
Were Joe and me and Tim

When they broke through to pull us free
The only ones left to tell the tale
Was Joe and me

Timothy, Timothy, where on earth did you go
Timothy, Timothy, God why don't I know

Hungry as hell, no food to eat
And Joe said that he would sell his soul
For just a piece of meat
Water enough to drink for two
And Joe said to me, I'll take a swig
And then there's some for you

Timothy, Timothy, Joe was looking at you
Timothy, Timothy, God what did we do

I must have blacked out just 'round then
'Cause the very next thing that I could see
Was the light of the day again

My stomach was full as it could be
And nobody ever got around to finding Timothy

Timothy, Timothy where on earth did you go
Timothy, Timothy god why don't I know

Timothyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Yeah
Timothy
Timothy (fade)


Universal Music Publishing Group, EMI Music Publishing, JORDAN - HERMAN - HOLMES PUBL

Regards,
Comrade Happyguy :)

50 Cent
12-05-2012, 18:37
I thought the Russians had a pretty solid rap sheet of "cannibalism when desperate" back to WWII. I thought during the siege of Leningrad it happened all the time.

NeverMore1701
12-05-2012, 18:53
reflucks

Irrisputably discusting.

countrygun
12-05-2012, 18:57
Don't sit there complaining about your fishing partner--push them to the side of your plate and finish your vegetables.

RWBlue
12-05-2012, 19:12
If one person in the party got killed some how, and desperate enough, then yes.

The hard question is what to do if everyone if dieing at the same rate. If you kill someone and eat them, 3 of the 4 will live. If you don't, by the time someone dies, you all die. So then do you draw straws to see who dies and then draw straws to see who kills the person? Or do you take it upon yourself to take out the person you don't like the most.

RWBlue
12-05-2012, 19:41
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01448/Teddy-bear_1448668i.jpg

You have been a really good friend and fishing partner. If we were ever stuck in Siberia and we were both starving and only one of us could survive. I would miss you very much and think of you often.

LASTRESORT20
12-05-2012, 19:52
Does anyone else find it telling that a user with the handle "LastResort" and a status of "Long Term Food" posted this? :supergrin:

Cannibalism has also been known to cause acid reflucts.

One gotta do what they gotta do brother to survive :supergrin:

http://bp1.blogger.com/_nZv76VrNZYk/SB9FyAYYNRI/AAAAAAAAAY0/G6nxvpq7NWM/s400/Leonhard_Kern_Menschenfresserin.jpg


http://horrorhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/tumblr_lgo6oz4dBn1qe50yto1_2501.jpg
~Anthony Alviano~
:shocked:

janice6
12-05-2012, 20:47
Hey! Mr. Donner.....What's for dinner?

Gregg702
12-05-2012, 20:56
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/BadReligion702/75a5aa67109bed58ddb839f894fe80bd.jpg
Did they build a snowman?

NeverMore1701
12-06-2012, 01:02
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/BadReligion702/75a5aa67109bed58ddb839f894fe80bd.jpg
Did they build a snowman?

I haven't seen that in years :rofl::rofl::rofl: