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M&P Shooter
12-22-2012, 12:38
A large male with glasses, facial hair and wearing camo just knocked on my door and said he was with the salt mine federal gun unit. He said he was from Taco county and had me sign paper work on all my weapons and he loaded them in his Dodge PU and drove off. He had a Alf sticker on the back window, do you guys think he was legit?

Atlas
12-22-2012, 12:42
Did he look like this guy?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080801232535/alf/images/6/62/ALF.jpg

M&P Shooter
12-22-2012, 12:43
Did he look like this guy?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080801232535/alf/images/6/62/ALF.jpg
OMG that's him, is he legit with the government like he said? He did have a 1911 pressed against my forehead!

sawgrass
12-22-2012, 12:44
OMG!

Okie, Santa doesn't visit bad boy!:rofl::rofl:

LL6
12-22-2012, 12:45
Is your cat missing, too? :whistling:

Dragoon44
12-22-2012, 12:46
I call shenanigans,

everyone one knows it would be 30 swat guys that would kick in your door shoot your attack chihuahua and then confiscate the guns and all the beer in your refrigerator before they apologized for being at the wrong house.

:supergrin:

smokin762
12-22-2012, 12:48
Okie was that you. If you drive through Ohio, stop by and we will grag some Taco's and we will laugh about what you did. I wish I would have thought of that first. :supergrin:

M&P Shooter
12-22-2012, 12:51
My cat is missing but my beer isn't touched but my wife said she was touched.....OKIE that was you:steamed:

acaligunner
12-22-2012, 12:53
I call shenanigans,

everyone one knows it would be 30 swat guys that would kick in your door shoot your attack chihuahua and then confiscate the guns and all the beer in your refrigerator before they apologized for being at the wrong house.

:supergrin:

In california, it's sen dumbstein along with a mexican mafia hit squad...:wow:

dango
12-22-2012, 13:08
I detect a copy-cat ! Okie they hath besmugded your good self personage ! Or , call me , share the wealth....! :supergrin:

tacops5372
12-22-2012, 13:45
To all the people who responded to this post: Stay where you are. You will soon receive a call with a set of instructions to leave your guns, wives and beer out on the front porch. A black tinted out SUV will then pull up. Then the guy you see in the picture posted above will jump out to collect them. We appreciate your cooperation. "Trust us we are with the government....."

tous
12-22-2012, 13:51
Follow the trail of fried okra carasses.
The unidentified miscreant may well be a champeen okra gobbler.

fiasconva
12-22-2012, 14:26
They just tried that with me an hour or so ago. I bribed them with a fruitcake and they left happy.:rofl:

M&P Shooter
12-22-2012, 15:06
They just tried that with me an hour or so ago. I bribed them with a fruitcake and they left happy.:rofl:
I bet I could have kept my guns and wife's butt untouched for a 6 pack of hard shell tacos and a copy of Kimber weekly:supergrin:

TBO
12-22-2012, 15:29
http://i46.tinypic.com/316nb7n.jpg

HerrGlock
12-22-2012, 15:35
http://i46.tinypic.com/316nb7n.jpg

I was looking at that in an email. It made me laugh :supergrin:

M&P Shooter
12-22-2012, 16:51
http://i46.tinypic.com/316nb7n.jpgCoolest cat in the world!
http://i852.photobucket.com/albums/ab89/Glock40guy/LOL-34_zps6ddab2c7.jpg

Kingarthurhk
12-22-2012, 17:00
A large male with glasses, facial hair and wearing camo just knocked on my door and said he was with the salt mine federal gun unit. He said he was from Taco county and had me sign paper work on all my weapons and he loaded them in his Dodge PU and drove off. He had a Alf sticker on the back window, do you guys think he was legit?

So, what you are saying is you gave your guns to this guy:

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2938079766/ce46c2e1addaedb03f28f236ffbcaf05.jpeg

"Thanks for the guns, Jack!"

:rofl:

Hamilton Burger
12-22-2012, 17:58
It happened here too!!!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2n7ncw.jpg

M&P Shooter
12-22-2012, 18:37
It happened here too!!!

http://i47.tinypic.com/2n7ncw.jpg
That's the SOB!

tous
12-22-2012, 18:54
Run! :outtahere:

sawgrass
12-22-2012, 18:56
That's the SOB!

I'm not convinced of anything. I want to see a pic of his current hair and beard status. Okie, is it still shorter, did you shave? Are you being framed?

Magnus2131
12-22-2012, 18:58
Thanks for the heads up, I'll be ready for him. Heard he was allergic to Glocks.

michael e
12-22-2012, 18:59
[QUOTE=tacops5372;19767743. You will soon receive a call with a set of instructions to leave your guns, wives and beer out on the front porch....."[/QUOTE]
I will leave one outside for you as soon as she is done wrapping the gifts.

*ASH*
12-22-2012, 19:11
naa that was not him silly , i got a pic of him working on his dodge ....

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/KK_Koala/Crazy_Situations_19_zps61aec36f.jpg

Hamilton Burger
12-22-2012, 19:25
naa that not him silly , i got pic of him working on dodge...

NO DODGE... dude was undercover. For reals:

http://i50.tinypic.com/1gobih.jpg

janice6
12-22-2012, 19:40
Must be canvasing the country. My guy wore a red suit and had a bunch of critters pulling his truck.

No more guns here, he got them all.

IndyGunFreak
12-23-2012, 02:24
I call shenanigans,

everyone one knows it would be 30 swat guys that would kick in your door shoot your attack chihuahua and then confiscate the guns and all the beer in your refrigerator before they apologized for being at the wrong house.

:supergrin:

Don't you mean the harmless pit bull family pet that only barks, snarls, and drools towards people he doesn't know? ;)