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RCP
12-23-2012, 12:02
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/4heins/1234748F-345A-4FDB-84A5-8A9B828003DE-10122-000005FF38BBA3BE.jpg

Only the police should have high powered engines.

If civilians had them they could be used to outrun the police and flee the scene of crimes. If cars are restricted to only 60mph then the police can catch fleeing criminals more easily and we will all be more safe.

C'mon car nuts were not banning cars just limiting the type of cars you can buy. You can be happy with your Corollas or Prius.

Note: This was meant to be sarcasm illustrating the fallacies of statist logic.

:rofl:

byf43
12-23-2012, 12:21
Teddy Kennedy's Oldsmobile has killed more people than all of my guns, put together.

Yes, I know, Oldsmobile doesn't exist any longer, but. . . . .

*ASH*
12-23-2012, 12:40
JJEUX H CHRIST , DONT GIVE EM MORE IDEAS :faint::faint:

dango
12-23-2012, 12:55
It's that evil gas pedal , once depressed , it just keeps on going
Full auto to say the least ! :shocked:

RCP
12-23-2012, 13:02
How about this one?
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa264/4heins/784C3B1E-904C-48CF-9F67-52D5E8614E7E-10122-00000612D76B658F.jpg

Fear Night
12-23-2012, 13:03
I can think of more reasons why I need an "assault rifle" than why I need a car that can run 160mph. Banning the first would be a violation of a constitutional right, while banning the latter would just be a restriction on a privilege. Kinda sad, isn't it?

OctoberRust
12-23-2012, 13:19
Guys, let's think this through logically before we get all crazy here, ok?


What causes death? Like what REALLY causes death?

Ultimately it's some form of organ failure, right? One organ or another, be it your brain, kidney, liver, heart, etc. So I propose this. Let's ban organs...... With no organs, we'll have no deaths.

....My brilliance sometimes astonishes me, even. I hope the democrats and neo-cons are taking notes.

harlenm
12-23-2012, 13:40
My car has 3 rows and fits 7 adults. Does that make it a high capacity assault vehicle?

Although its silver and not black.

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Glockdude1
12-23-2012, 13:52
Lots a kids have died over Nike Air Jordan's.

Ban Nike Air Jordans!!

(it's for the children)

:cool:

Kingarthurhk
12-23-2012, 14:01
My car has 3 rows and fits 7 adults. Does that make it a high capacity assault vehicle?

Although its silver and not black.

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You got the special Talo edition didn't you.:supergrin:

Dan_ntx
12-23-2012, 14:26
I drive a Jeep...it barely goes 70mph.

dango
12-23-2012, 14:29
Guys, let's think this through logically before we get all crazy here, ok?


What causes death? Like what REALLY causes death?

Ultimately it's some form of organ failure, right? One organ or another, be it your brain, kidney, liver, heart, etc. So I propose this. Let's ban organs...... With no organs, we'll have no deaths.

....My brilliance sometimes astonishes me, even. I hope the democrats and neo-cons are taking notes.
Well on the short list-Lack of: Life would be the number one cause for death , brilliance , the curse ! Ignorance IS bliss !

Kingarthurhk
12-23-2012, 14:35
Lots a kids have died over Nike Air Jordan's.

Ban Nike Air Jordans!!

(it's for the children)

:cool:

Orlando HoH Galaxy Foamposite Riot Control || v2 - YouTube


Fights Break out at the Mall over New Nike Air Jordan XI Concord - YouTube


Fox 26 News Houston, Texas turns Ghetto on Air Jordan shoe sale December 23, 2011. - YouTube

Spiffums
12-23-2012, 15:56
I drive a Jeep...it barely goes 70mph.

It would fall under that "Military Use" Jeeps will be ban by names as Government only. :rofl:

NEOH212
12-23-2012, 16:10
Don't forget to limit the fuel tank to a 10 gallon capacity. After all, we can't allow civilians to possess anything that holds more than 10 gallons. Those 30 gallon tanks serve no legitimate purpose after all.

They are just too evil. Don't you realize how far you could drive without refueling? Think about the danger.

Remember, it's for your protection.

jakebrake
12-23-2012, 16:13
Don't forget to limit the fuel tank to a 10 gallon capacity. After all, we can't allow civilians to possess anything that holds more than 10 gallons. Those 30 gallon tanks serve no legitimate purpose after all.

They are just too evil. Don't you realize how far you could drive without refueling? Think about the danger.

Remember, it's for your protection.

so, will my evil black suv be grandfathered? should i expect dianne frankenstein to demand i turn it in?

NEOH212
12-23-2012, 16:17
so, will my evil black suv be grandfathered? should i expect dianne frankenstein to demand i turn it in?


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Breadman03
12-23-2012, 17:36
so, will my evil black suv be grandfathered? should i expect dianne frankenstein to demand i turn it in?

You will be okay, as long as you don't have a brush guard mounted on it.

jakebrake
12-23-2012, 17:39
You will be okay, as long as you don't have a brush guard mounted on it.

i do...and the things that cover the taillight doo hickies.

vikingsoftpaw
12-23-2012, 18:43
although its silver and not black.

racist!

JDennis
12-23-2012, 19:50
<------- hopefully grandfathered in. Although not quite black, it is 358ci of 100 plus octane, carbureted, emt proof, non catalytic, anti-tree hugging raw U.S. iron

Edit: no fancy airbags, 3 point belts or fancy vdc/esp systems either.

NEOH212
12-23-2012, 21:00
I surprised the haven't tried to ban the automatic transmission and require a semi-auto one instead.

You could still get the automatic tranny if you want to pay an extra $200 and wait for 7 months and get permission from your Police Chief.

On the other hand, you could only have a vehicle with a automatic transmission made before May of 1986 because you can't get anything newer. They banned any new automatic transmissions made after the fact.

Not to mention any auto trans you find that is able to be sold to a lowly civilian is going to cost you another $20,000 on top of it all.

I'm not sure it's worth it.

They do have this neat add on tail shaft housing that costs $300. It simulates automatic shifting by bump shifting the tranny making it appear to shift by itself. But you can do the same thing with a rubber band in the valve body or with a few cleverly rigged shoe strings so it's kind of a waste of money.

:supergrin:

Zombiegargoyle
12-23-2012, 22:34
:notlistening:You will also need a special permit for a muffler.

Jade Falcon
12-23-2012, 22:44
Assault vehicle:
http://www.team-bhp.com/forum/attachments/4x4-vehicles/598821d1314170421-ultimate-offroader-marauder-untitled3.jpg