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Detectorist
01-02-2013, 12:37
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/01/hugh-hefner-weds-ex-fiancee-crystal-harris/?hpt=hp_t2

Who says money can't buy love? :rofl:

IGotIt
01-02-2013, 12:42
Along with the Kardashians, Lohan, Bieber, Cruise, Pitt, Jolina, and the rest of the no counts, W.F.C.'s?

Psychman
01-02-2013, 12:46
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/01/hugh-hefner-weds-ex-fiancee-crystal-harris/?hpt=hp_t2

Who says money can't buy love? :rofl:


LOL. Never truer than in the case of HEF. What a troll.

ddbtoth
01-02-2013, 13:09
Bet that's a hell of a pre-nup.

packin23
01-02-2013, 13:22
It's funny. She was on Howard Stern about a year and a half ago talking about how bad he was in bed and that the whole relationship was fake. Guess she couldn't stand not living in the limelight any longer.

NDCent
01-02-2013, 13:25
Several million dollars and a case of viagra will keep them both happy, for a couple of months.

MCunningham
01-02-2013, 13:27
He probably keeps a candy dish full of Viagra in his bedroom.

2bgop
01-02-2013, 13:42
He probably keeps a candy dish full of Viagra in his bedroom.

That is exactly what I would do if I were him.

byf43
01-02-2013, 14:07
Along with the Kardashians, Lohan, Bieber, Cruise, Pitt, Jolina, and the rest of the no counts, W.F.C.'s?


Well said.

Kingarthurhk
01-02-2013, 14:35
At his age, does tying it a knot make it work?:rofl:

Goldendog Redux
01-02-2013, 14:39
What a whore

JimP
01-02-2013, 15:05
Come on haters....what's to dislike about a couple of young kids in love?!

Next - you'll probably dream up a conspiracy when he inexplicably falls down the stairs while drunk....three times...and breaks his neck.

tsmo1066
01-02-2013, 15:18
You guys can all hate on Hugh as much as you like, but I'd bet money that most of you would slit a man's throat if doing so could let you live the life that he has had.

ray9898
01-02-2013, 15:20
Say what you want...that man has lived a helluva life.

dango
01-02-2013, 15:22
How does one marry "Beef-jerky" .....? :dunno:

Foxterriermom
01-02-2013, 15:31
My skin crawls just looking at the man. There is no amount of money in this world that would ever be enough to let him touch me with even his pinky finger.

Detectorist
01-02-2013, 16:27
My skin crawls just looking at the man. There is no amount of money in this world that would ever be enough to let him touch me with even his pinky finger.

A good number of women would jump at the chance. Guys pay for it one way or another.

I'M Glockamolie
01-02-2013, 16:35
Please don't let this sex tape surface. Vomit bags will be selling like PMAGs.

MtBaldy
01-02-2013, 17:01
Awww, c'mon, y'all are mean! Why can't it be true love? What's a 60 year age difference when Cupid's involved?

Kingarthurhk
01-02-2013, 17:21
You guys can all hate on Hugh as much as you like, but I'd bet money that most of you would slit a man's throat if doing so could let you live the life that he has had.

Negative. You act like the room is full of geeky nerds who have never seen or had a woman. I've been married 13 years and am happy with two children. What can Hugh say? I keep marrying barbie dolls 1/4th my age, and it falls apart?

I have more than the vain empty life that he has. If I had his life there would be a tempation to slice a thraot, my own.

Aqua- Barbie Girl - YouTube

Bren
01-02-2013, 17:29
Sucks being jealous of an 86-year-old man, doesn't it?:rofl:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln839obW621qb8a6ro1_400.jpg

Don't make me post a picture of his house, nerds.:rofl:

Bren
01-02-2013, 17:30
Negative. You act like the room is full of geeky nerds who have never seen or had a woman.

You mean...this isn't the GNG Lounge?:dunno:

Kingarthurhk
01-02-2013, 17:32
You mean...this isn't the GNG Lounge?:dunno:

Some days I wonder.:dunno:

MCunningham
01-02-2013, 17:33
Sucks being jealous of an 86-year-old man, doesn't it?:rofl:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln839obW621qb8a6ro1_400.jpg

Don't make me post a picture of his house, nerds.:rofl:

I'm sure it's a fulfilling life knowing these young women are ONLY hanging around me because I have money. And you know he thinks it more than from time to time.

Slackinoff
01-02-2013, 17:33
At his age, does tying it a knot make it work?:rofl:

:shocked::rofl:

hpracing007
01-02-2013, 17:35
winning

Mrs.Cicero
01-02-2013, 18:07
I don't understand why he's bothering getting married.

tsmo1066
01-02-2013, 18:29
Negative. You act like the room is full of geeky nerds who have never seen or had a woman. I've been married 13 years and am happy with two children. What can Hugh say? I keep marrying barbie dolls 1/4th my age, and it falls apart?

I have more than the vain empty life that he has. If I had his life there would be a tempation to slice a thraot, my own.

Aqua- Barbie Girl - YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibblFcvaKQ)

It's not just the girls. Hugh Hefner has been living the high life since the days of "Playboy After Dark". For 50 years his whole life has been luxury, fame, travel, wealth and yes, there's also the beautiful women.

He has made millions living a half-century long party, doing what he loves and rolling in cash while doing so.

BTW- In case you haven't figured it out, the endless "Barbie wives" are just props for the camera. His second wife remains his close friend and business associate to this day. In fact, her house is right up the street from his own, and his daughter manages Playboy from the business end. He has plenty of close family and true love...and again, yes, beautiful women.

TK-421
01-02-2013, 18:33
Lets just hope she signed a pre-nup. It sure will be interesting to see what Playboy becomes when he kicks the bucket.

tsmo1066
01-02-2013, 18:34
I don't understand why he's bothering getting married.

I'd guess it's for the same reasons that George Burns always kept 2 or 3 gorgeous models in tow wherever he went in his later years...image.

Detectorist
01-02-2013, 18:43
Sucks being jealous of an 86-year-old man, doesn't it?:rofl:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln839obW621qb8a6ro1_400.jpg

Don't make me post a picture of his house, nerds.:rofl:

I've always liked the one on the right. For some reason I can't remember her name.. :rofl:

Tiro Fijo
01-02-2013, 19:31
So how come we never see some young Hollywood buck marrying Betty White? :whistling:


:rofl:

janice6
01-02-2013, 19:33
http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2013/01/01/hugh-hefner-weds-ex-fiancee-crystal-harris/?hpt=hp_t2

Who says money can't buy love? :rofl:


Money can't buy love, but it sure as hell can buy a bunch of young girls.

janice6
01-02-2013, 19:35
I don't understand why he's bothering getting married.


The signing of the marriage contract is proof to Hef that the state believes he is still alive...........No one else thinks so.

janice6
01-02-2013, 19:35
" So how come we never see some young Hollywood buck marrying Betty White?"


Young guys have no stamina.

BEER
01-02-2013, 23:37
So how come we never see some young Hollywood buck marrying Betty White? :whistling:


:rofl:

because the dirty old broad won't return my letters or calls.

jtmac
01-02-2013, 23:44
I guess I'm glad he's not living in sin anymore...?

G29Reload
01-03-2013, 00:36
Talk about making a joke out of marriage. how many times is this now?

Averageman
01-03-2013, 05:44
I owe a great debt to Mr Hefner.
Not only did he manage one of the greatest publications of the 20th Century, he helped a lot of Servicemen and he himself served in WWII.
He was an importnat figure in a lot of ways, both positive and perhaps negative, but he was always at the fore front of issues about freedom.
If that kitty followed him home, well at his age I am sure he knows why. If it makes him happy, more power to him.

Gareth68
01-03-2013, 09:40
It's good to be the king...

BEER
01-03-2013, 09:45
mr. heffner has been playing this game a lot of years, he knows the exact score, and the girls do too.

that man's pimp hand aint just strong, it's solid adamantium.

JackMac
01-03-2013, 17:12
I am proud of him!

Kingarthurhk
01-03-2013, 17:28
I've always liked the one on the right. For some reason I can't remember her name.. :rofl:

I suspect her name is Rosey, and she has five hairy sisters.:supergrin:

Ruggles
01-03-2013, 19:21
To the guys on here saying they have never thought to themselves "Man living like Hef would be awesome" ? Yeah sure you never have :rofl:

I can say that nobody is saying "Man living like ______ would be awesome" Feel free to fill in anybody's screen name from here in the blank. :tongueout:

I am not saying I would trade my life for his, but I sure would like to go all
http://i45.tinypic.com/35meatv.jpg

For a day or two :supergrin: