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dango
01-04-2013, 09:52
Well , finally after some 11,000 years of civilization , Germany has FINALLY adopted regulations in the banning of "BESTIALITY"!
That's right kiddies , Woof , or Moo , and even Baaah or Oink does not mean YES , it's not Ok or consensual.

So's all those "Black-lace" nasties are for not !!:faint:

OctoberRust
01-04-2013, 09:55
Hey now.... Fluffy loves me. You guys just don't understand.

dango
01-04-2013, 09:56
Hey now.... Fluffy loves me. You guys just don't understand.

AUCKTER-LEEBIN...............!!:shocked:

SC Tiger
01-04-2013, 10:01
You ever look at a law and ask "Why on earth would we need to make THAT illegal? Who would want to do THAT?????"

This is one of those times.

cowboywannabe
01-04-2013, 10:03
new meaning to the term doggy style?

GRIMLET
01-04-2013, 10:08
I see a rise in FURRY parties.


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dango
01-04-2013, 10:12
new meaning to the term doggy style?

Nope , same old meaning !!.........:shocked:

Atomic Punk
01-04-2013, 10:14
You ever look at a law and ask "Why on earth would we need to make THAT illegal? Who would want to do THAT?????"

This is one of those times.

that was my thought. i dont think the act is anywhere close to right, but does it happen often enough that a law needs to be made?

dango
01-04-2013, 10:34
that was my thought. i dont think the act is anywhere close to right, but does it happen often enough that a law needs to be made?

After my last trip to "Wal-Mart" , the evidence is quite clear .

YES , A LAW IS Necessary ! :supergrin:

GRIMLET
01-04-2013, 10:35
Does Dana know about this??!!??!!

Hahahahahah


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GLWyandotte
01-04-2013, 10:43
I see a rise in (sticky)FURRY parties.


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Fixed it for you.

OctoberRust
01-04-2013, 10:43
Does Dana know about this??!!??!!

Hahahahahah


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Dana isn't in jail is he ?!

Pawcatch@aol.co
01-04-2013, 10:44
I wonder if peanut butter sales will go down after this?

OctoberRust
01-04-2013, 10:53
I wonder if peanut butter sales will go down after this?



Only high capacity peanut butter jars. People who have those, well, we know what they use them for now.

DanaT
01-04-2013, 10:58
Does Dana know about this??!!??!!

Hahahahahah

No worries. My apartment is only 400m from Switzerland. I can walk across the border and there are more than enough farm animals there.

DanaT
01-04-2013, 11:00
Dana isn't in jail is he ?!

Not yet. I am not allowed to go back to Germany until Monday. My little visa issue that I had. I now have a residency permit, but it is not valid before Monday.

DanaT
01-04-2013, 11:04
I wonder if peanut butter sales will go down after this?

Amateurs.

Everyone knows sheep like Pistachio butter better..

http://www.rewe-feine-welt.de/flash/data/product-images/stage/862546.jpg

All other animals seem more attracted to Nutella.

http://iamfromsouth.free.fr/dotclear/images/Nutella-pot.jpg

Now the secret is, you cannot get the stuff imported into the USA. That is a different blend. Get the real European stuff (see the picture).

OctoberRust
01-04-2013, 11:06
Not yet. I am not allowed to go back to Germany until Monday. My little visa issue that I had. I now have a residency permit, but it is not valid before Monday.

Man so they kicked you out over breaking that law?! It was that bad, huh?

It's ok, you can come over to my place down in Texas. I got some sheep, and boots. :supergrin:

DanaT
01-04-2013, 11:08
Man so they kicked you out over breaking that law?! It was that bad, huh?

It's ok, you can come over to my place down in Texas. I got some sheep, and boots. :supergrin:

No no. They kicked me out because it wasnt against the law yet. Maybe they allow me back in now that it is illegal.

JohnBT
01-04-2013, 11:20
"finally after some 11,000 years of civilization , Germany has FINALLY adopted regulations in the banning of..."

I thought you were going to say genocide. Or maybe they should outlaw the "civilization" that led up to them.

John

dango
01-04-2013, 11:35
"finally after some 11,000 years of civilization , Germany has FINALLY adopted regulations in the banning of..."

I thought you were going to say genocide. Or maybe they should outlaw the "civilization" that led up to them.

John

You do make a strong point and perhaps debate !
Banning "LIFE" would solve many problems !....:shocked:

whoflungdo
01-04-2013, 11:43
Man so they kicked you out over breaking that law?! It was that bad, huh?

It's ok, you can come over to my place down in Texas. I got some sheep, and boots. :supergrin:


But are they stump trained?

OctoberRust
01-04-2013, 12:05
But are they stump trained?

In Texas, I think it's law for all of them to be. :supergrin:

rhikdavis
01-04-2013, 12:35
You hear that? That's a million german hamsters breathing a sigh of relief.

cgwahl
01-04-2013, 12:39
Guessing the peanut butter lobby wasn't persuasive enough.

DanaT
01-04-2013, 13:04
Peanut butter is very very very rare in Germany. That is an American thing and imported from USA.

PEC-Memphis
01-04-2013, 15:20
It's ok, you can come over to my place down in Texas. I got some sheep, and boots. :supergrin:

Texas, where the men are men; and the sheep are nervous. :holysheep:

dango
01-04-2013, 15:22
Texas, where the men are men; and the sheep are nervous. :holysheep:

!...................:shocked::rofl::rofl:

cgwahl
01-04-2013, 15:26
Texas, where the men are men; and the sheep are nervous. :holysheep:


I believe in safe sex. That's why we tag the sheep that kick.