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04-02-2003, 12:32
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, i need you to blow into this breathalyser tube."
The man says, "Sorry, officer - i can't do that, i'm an asthmatic, i do that i'll have a really bad asthma attack"
"Ok, fine, then you need to come down to the station to give a blood sample"
"I can't do that either - i am a hemophiliac - if i do that i'll bleed to death
"Well then we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry but i can't do that either - i'm also a diabetic and if i do that i'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then i need you to get out and walk this white line."
"Well officer i can't do that either!"
"Why the hell not?"
"Because i'm drunk"

04-03-2003, 11:26
;f ;f ;f
Sadly, that could be a true story these days.