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okie
04-02-2003, 12:39
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
He orders a drink and while he'sdrinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes
& eats them,then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billard balls, sticks it
in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate,
then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with
him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry
on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it
out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted."Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt,
pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender."Yeah, that doesn't surprise me,"
replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass
that cue ball, he measures everything first."

potshot
04-02-2003, 21:55
That's a pretty sick picture, dude.;B ;0

okie
04-03-2003, 02:03
Originally posted by potshot
That's a pretty sick picture, dude.;B ;0
Gotta admite it's damn funny though;i