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04-03-2003, 18:03
> An Englishman!!!!
> >An Englishman, a Dutchman and an Frenchman are all in Saudi Arabia,
> >a smuggled crate of booze when, all of a sudden, Saudi police rush in

> >and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence
> >in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught
> >consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death! However, after
> >many months and
> >the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal
> >their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it
> >was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the
> >extremely
> >Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes
> >each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the
> >Sheikh announced: "It's
> >first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of
> >you
> >wish before your whipping."
> >The Dutchman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said:

> >"Please tie a pillow to my back. This was done, but the pillow only
> >lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment
> >was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
> >
> >The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Dutchman in horror he
> >said
> >smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back." But even two pillows
> >only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again and the
> >was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).
> >
> >The Englishman was the last one up, but before he could say anything,

> >the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful
> >part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world.

> >For this, you
> >have two wishes!"
> >
> >"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness", The Englishman
> >"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me
> >not
> >but 100 lashes."
> >
> >"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are
> >also very brave". The Sheikh said with an admiring look on his face.
> >"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second
> >wish, what is
> >to be?" the Sheikh asked.
> >
> >"Tie the Frenchman to my back."

04-03-2003, 19:35
;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;f

04-03-2003, 21:01
Very good.;i