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LASTRESORT20
01-31-2013, 15:26
"New DHS Video for Protecting Yourself From a Rampaging, Psycho-Shooter: Grab Some Scissors and Cower Under Your Desk"

And, kiss your *** goodbye!
Yup, this is a prime example of your tax dollars at work, folks!"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oI5EoWBRYmo







http://doctorbulldog.wordpress.com/2013/01/31/new-dhs-video-for-protecting-yourself-from-a-rampaging-psycho-shooter-grab-some-scissors-and-cower-under-your-desk/

snerd
01-31-2013, 15:32
The last time they posted it, even armed agents were encouraged to run. LOL!

DOC44
01-31-2013, 15:33
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-kiss-your-ass-goodbye.png

Doc44

JFrame
01-31-2013, 15:43
If the SOP for the Border Patrol is to run away at the slightest sign of provocation, the SOP for civilians must be to curl into a fetal position.


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snerd
01-31-2013, 16:00
If the SOP for the Border Patrol is to run away at the slightest sign of provocation, the SOP for civilians must be to curl into a fetal position.
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......... while profusely begging for your life. Stop, drop and beg. We founded a country on that principle, didn't we?! Oh, wait.............

JFrame
01-31-2013, 16:06
......... while profusely begging for your life. Stop, drop and beg. We founded a country on that principle, didn't we?! Oh, wait.............


Yeah -- do not confuse us with the French... :rofl:


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janice6
01-31-2013, 16:06
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-and-kiss-your-ass-goodbye.png

Doc44

"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" advises "DON'T PANIC".



During the "Cold War' we were taught to get under something and put your arms around your knees, tuck your head down, and kiss your ass good bye.

DOC44
01-31-2013, 16:18
"Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" advises "DON'T PANIC".



During the "Cold War' we were taught to get under something and put your arms around your knees, tuck your head down, and kiss your ass good bye.

WOW, you must be about as old as me.

Not asking... just saying.

:fred:

Doc44

snerd
01-31-2013, 16:27
WOW, you must be about as old as me.

Not asking... just saying.

:fred:

Doc44
Youse guys must be about 10 years older than me. I just missed that particular school exercise by a few years.

JFrame
01-31-2013, 16:43
Youse guys must be about 10 years older than me. I just missed that particular school exercise by a few years.


We called it the "Drop Drill" where I grew up.

How do you like hob-nobbing with your elders, young 'un? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/cherna/Cherna-oldgamer.gif


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snerd
01-31-2013, 16:44
We called it the "Drop Drill" where I grew up.

How do you like hob-nobbing with your elders, young 'un? http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/cherna/Cherna-oldgamer.gif


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I have the wisdom at 57 to know that 67 isn't that old.

JFrame
01-31-2013, 16:47
I have the wisdom at 57 to know that 67 isn't that old.

Actually, we're not that far apart. My school must have been more wary of nuclear strikes than others...Or maybe we just had "prepper" teachers... :dunno:


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LASTRESORT20
01-31-2013, 19:30
http://www.alv.org.au/images/storyarchive/0602sheep/12.jpg

http://i1.cpcache.com/product/191696792/kiss_your_ass_goodbye_suckers_mousepad.jpg?color=NA&height=460&width=460
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/51500/Kiss-Your-Ass-Goodbye--51770.jpg

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4655453347972687&pid=15.1


You know what to do.......................:supergrin:

Cavalry Doc
01-31-2013, 21:16
Watching that video kinda makes you wish you had a gun in that situation.


The NRA should be running that add with a 20 second follow up every day.

Love the flippin' coward advice about not helping the wounded. There are exceptions to that.

Best case scenario is to be able to point to the location of the dead perpetrator to the police as they arrive.


Good luck y'all.

BLACKMAGICK
02-01-2013, 03:18
I just have one question...are these assault scissors or no?


230896

Booker
02-01-2013, 16:29
I just have one question...are these assault scissors or no?


230896

Since they have the "pistol grip" on the right finger ring, then they are assault scissors........at least in the State of New York!:rofl:

callihan_44
02-01-2013, 18:58
as long as the scissors arent black with a laser sight attached we good :upeyes: GAWD these people love wasting tax dollars. Must be the same folks who test ketchup flow rate...