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nipperwolf
04-06-2003, 17:47
>Modern History of Germany
> > >
> > >1871 - Bismark founds modern Germany.
> > >
> > >1890 - Bismark sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct
control.
> > >
> > >1914 - Germany starts World War I
> > >
> > >1914-1918 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
> > >
> > >1917 - Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.
> > >
> > >1918 - Germany loses World War I.
> > >
> > >1920's - Germans try democracy.
> > >
> > >1933 - Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.
> > >
> > >1939 - Germany starts World War II.
> > >
> > >1939-1945 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
> > >
> > >1941 - Germany forces peace loving Americans to enter war.
> > >
> > >1945 - Germany loses World War II.
> > >
> > >1946 - Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in
> > food aid
> > >to feed them.
> > >
> > >1947 - Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in
> > >Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.
> > >
> > >1948-1949 - Berlin Airlift: America puts ass on line and risks WW3 to
> > save a
> > >few Berliners from Soviet hordes.
> > >
> > >1949 - Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.
> > >
> > >1950's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
> > hordes.
> > >
> > >1950's - German 'economic miracle' occurs while America keeps watch
on
> >
> > >Soviet hordes.
> > >
> > >1955 - NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.
> > >
> > >1960's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
> > hordes.
> > >
> > >1960's - German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil
> > rights.
> > >
> > >1963 - American President John Kennedy makes "Ich bin ein Berliner"
> > speech.
> > >
> > >1970's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet
> > hordes.
> > >
> > >1970's - Germans form the Marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction
> > (RAF).
> > >
> > >1970's - Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of
> > West
> > >Germany.
> > >
> > >1980's - America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from
> > Soviet
> > >hordes.
> > >
> > >1980's - German leftists ***** about Pershing II missiles.
> > >
> > >1987 - American President Ronald Reagan makes "Mr. Gorbachev, tear
> > down this
> > >wall" speech.
> > >
> > >1989 - Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.
> > >
> > >1990 - German Reunification.
> > >
> > >1990's - America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from
> > Islamic
> > >hordes.
> > >
> > >1990's - Germany stands by, as ethnic cleansing occurs in Balkans.
> > >
> > >1993 - Germany joins European Union.
> > >
> > >1995 - Americans send troops to Bosnia, as Germans watch from the
> > sidelines.
> > >
> > >1997 - Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.
> > >
> > >1998 - Hardline, left-of-left socialists come to power under Gerhard
> > >Schroeder.
> > >
> > >1999 - American's lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from
> > the
> > >sidelines.
> > >
> > >2001 - Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.
> > >
> > >2002 - Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election
> > campaign.
> > >
> > >2003 - Germany sees rise in anti-Americanism after several decades of
> > poor
> > >treatment from America.
> > >
> > >AND YOU THOUGHT THE FRENCH WERE A BUNCH OF UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS