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havacoke
04-06-2003, 22:34
Defense Attorney:
What is your age?

Little old Woman:
I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little old Woman:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?

Little old Woman:
No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?

Little old Woman:
He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?

Little old Woman:
No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little old Woman:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little old Woman:
He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?

Little old Woman:
No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney:
Why not?

Little old Woman:
Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney:
What happened next?

Little old Woman:
Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him ..."Take me young man ...Take me!"

Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?

Little old Woman:
Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ... And that's when I shot the little bastard!

Hailstorm
04-07-2003, 13:15
;i ;4

scooterbear
04-07-2003, 19:47
JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE !!!!!!