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04-13-2003, 23:29
A company, feeling it is time for a shake-up, hires
a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the
company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy
leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and
he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO
walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money
do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,
"I make $200 a week, why?"
The CEO hands the guy $200 in cash and screams,
"Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO
looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to
tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters,
"Pizza delivery !!"