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Jumper
04-14-2003, 13:25
10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
> > 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
> > 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be impressed
> > and let you try a few rounds with it.
> > 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
> > 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
> > 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
> > 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
> > 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
> > 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
> >
> > AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
> > 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun......


Glock on!! ;f

BrassInPocket
04-14-2003, 20:36
;L (It was still funny though)

Ronny
04-15-2003, 01:26
Yeah, but you can't get physically intimate with a gun. Or can you?! ;P