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04-15-2003, 01:30
American Express calls and says, "Do leave home without it!"
Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath
outside a restaurant.
You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Long distance companies don't call you to switch.
You look at your roommate and see a large fried
chicken in tennis shoes.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
You give blood everyday, just for the orange juice.
Sally Struthers sends you food.
McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.