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okie
04-17-2003, 01:49
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured
out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we
can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into
the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating
man."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist
bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the
shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

Cynthia
04-17-2003, 02:25
Originally posted by okie
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,
"God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured
out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we
can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.
"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into
the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating
man."
"Well, that's very interesting...show Me." So the scientist
bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the
shape of a man.
"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt." ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i ;i great one, okie!

matt3310
04-17-2003, 02:48
;f ;f ;f ;f ;f ;a ;a

MarksGlock22
04-17-2003, 09:58
Originally posted by okie

"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

Good one. ;i ;i ;i