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04-19-2003, 02:27
... you decide to go out on the town for the evening - pick out some nice duds to wear - get dressed - get geared up making sure all your weapons are in the right places and spares are immediately available - turn around a bit to make sure you are not printing - pat yourself down to insure everything is in order - and set out with confidence and that secure feeling knowing that you are prepared to defend yourself your family and society at large from any BGs that pose a threat...

...and you are having a fine time enjoying the company of family and friends and you find it is time to make your first 'pit stop'...

...and find your fly is NOT zipped

of course - this has NEVER happened to me :cool:

04-19-2003, 14:19
Remember - old age is when you forget to zip up.

Senility is when you forget to zip DOWN!


04-19-2003, 16:13
That's why I wear sweats!