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okie
04-21-2003, 01:19
A mountain farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles
to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young
boy, about 12 opened the door. "Is yer pa home?" the farmer asked?
No sir he ain't," the boy replied. "He went to town."
Well said the farmer, is yer ma here?" "No, she ain't here
either. She went to town with pa."
How about your brother, Joe is he here?"
He went with ma and pa."
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one
foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
Is there anything I can do fer ya? "I know where all the
tools are, if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer pa."
>"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably. I really wanted to
talk to yer pa. It's about your brother Joe gettin my daughter, Pearly Mae
pregnant."
The boy considered for a moment. "You would have to talk to
pa about that" he finally conceded.
"But if it helps you any, I know pa charges $50 for the bull
and $25 for the boar hog - but I don't know how much he
gets for Joe."