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04-27-2003, 12:39
Demazin Infant Drops - This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.

Nytol Sleep Aid - Warning: May cause drowsiness.

Air Conditioner Unit - Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Child-Sized Superman Costume - Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Champion Swimmer Supporter Jockstrap - This product is only to be prescribed by a physician and fit only by a trained technician.

American Airlines Peanuts - Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

Sainsbury Peanuts - Warning: This product contains nuts.

Komatsu Floodlight - This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

Swedish Chainsaw - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool - This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

04-27-2003, 14:15
Childrens cough suppressant ---- Avoid alocholic drinks

04-28-2003, 07:13
On a large (Big enough to drive a tractor trailer under) roll up warehouse door "Do not stand under door while closing"