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okie
04-29-2003, 01:30
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to
the
core of the earth?

3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your @rse?

5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do
is
stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic'?

6. If you mated a bulldog and a sh:tsu, would it be called a
bullsh:t?

7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for
centuries' have a 'use by' date?

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

13. What do people in China call their good plates?

14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're
both dogs!

17. What do you call male ballerinas?

18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
couldn't he just buy dinner?

20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear
him,
is he still wrong?

24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over billion
stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is
wet
paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

26. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets
mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the
window?

27. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your ass?

Sharker
05-01-2003, 07:03
28. Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Jack T.
05-01-2003, 07:13
Why does Teflon stick to a pan when nothing sticks to Teflon?

anonymous6237
06-25-2003, 22:02
why are there interstate highways in hawaii